Big Tubbie

A/n: Soz it's been so long since I updated!!!! I promise to update every week from now on!!!!!!

9:30am today: The Teletubbies are in the lounge awaiting another eviction.

"I'm so nervous!" Chocobum exclaims.

"This is Big Tubbie! You are live on Tubbie TV, please do not swear! The Teletubbie to be evicted this week is-"

The camera zooms in on Chocobum's face, then Tentacle, Fatty Fat Fat Fat the third and Signpost.

"It would seem that we have a tie! Would Fatty Fat Fat Fat the third and Chocobum please come out here for a pie eating contest! The winner gets to stay in the Big Tubbie House!"

"Good luck!" Tartare Saurce waves.

On stage: There are two tables with three gigantic pies on.

"What kind of pie are they?" Fatty Fat Fat Fat the third asks, whilst licking his lips.

"Chicken surprise!" the slim blonde host smiles wickedly.

"What's the surprise?" Chocobum asks nervously.

"It's a surprise!" the host eyes glint evilly, "The first Tubbie to finish all three pies wins and gets to stay in the house!"

The two Tubbies take their places behind the tables.

"On my mark! Ready, set GO!" the host roars.

The two Tubbies each take a bite out of their first pie and cream spills out. Chocobum grimaces, but Fatty Fat Fat Fat the third carries on like any 'normal' person. Fatty Fat Fat Fat is before long onto his third pie, whilst Chocobum is still trying to swallow his first bite.

"Fatty Fat Fat Fat the third you are our WINNER!" the host yells.

Chocobum starts to cry. Fatty Fat Fat Fat beams in triumph.

"Chocobum you are going home!" the host laughs.

Fatty Fat Fat Fat goes back into the house smiling, leaving Chocobum behind.

"Who voted for me?" he cries.

"As it was a tie and you had a battle I cannot give you that information!" the host apologizes.

10:00am today: The Teletubbies are in the pool, Flame is doing handstands, pretending to swim with the 'monkeys', Sunny and Flower Face are giggling about Tentacle, Tentacle is showing off his diving techniques, Tartare Saurce, Fatty Fat Fat Fat the third, Signpost, Wee-Wee and Plop-Plop are talking about Chocobum and Pee-Pee is going round splashing everyone, so someone will challenge him to a battle.

"I can't believe he's gone!" Fatty Fat Fat Fat exclaims.

"What was in those pies?" Tartare Saurce asks curiously.

"Chicken surprise!" Fatty Fat Fat Fat sighs.

"What was the surprise, man?" Plop-Plop asks inquisitively.

"Cream!" Fatty Fat Fat Fat groans.

"Dude!" Plop-Plop moans.

"Tell me about it!" with that Fatty Fat Fat Fat got out the pool.

12:00am today: The Teletubbies are gathered in the lounge waiting for their next task.

"This is Big Tubbie! For your next task you must play the monkey/penguin game! Would Flame please come to the diary room?"

Flame, who is in a very awkward yoga position on the roof falls to the floor. Flames gets up, dusts down his biker jacket and walks to the diary room.

In the diary room: Flames lies upside down on the golden Big Tubbie chair.

"Because of your obsession of monkeys and penguins we are going to ask you and your friends questions about them. We will ask you the questions, and you will right the answer on the board beside you and they will right the answer on the board in the lounge. We will then compare your answers, if they are the same you will win a point. You need three points to get the luxury budget. We will ask you five questions. Are you ready?"

"Yep-p-p-p-p-p!" Flame answers.

"Do monkeys swim?"

Flame writes down his answer and the others write down theirs.

"Show us your answer!"

Flame turns his board around. It says, 'Yes!!!!!'.

"And yours!"

The Tubbies show their board to the camera. It says 'Yes'.

It's nomination time, and up for eviction is Plop-Plop, Pee-Pee and Fatty Fat Fat Fat the third. Remember to put your review in brackets, (vote) or vote or vote.

A/n: I updated!!!!! Yay me!!!! claps hands Please vote!!!!