COMPUTER WIZARDRY
&$X!
Summary: What happens when Ronald Weasley tries his hand on a Muggle equipment, the computer? His MSN convo with Hermione is recorded here in all its chatspeak glory. 100 WORD DRABBLE!
A/N: Bold words are Hermione's, those in normal text are Ron's disturbing attempts at typing.
(PS. CHATSPEAK IS HORRENDOUSLY ANNOYING. It is only for the purpose of a Ron bashing that misspellings of 'like' and 'today' and other normal words are used. This is just a very nice, gentle reminded to speak Nicely and Properly:D Kidding; don't get offended.)
hEyZzZ hErM!
Ron? Is that you?
uh yes duh D dads showin me how 2 use a computer, he found it 2dae.
I would really appreciate it, Ron, if you drop the chatspeak and talk to me like a normal person would.
huhz?
Speak. Proper. English. No one goes around saying 'HowzYezWadeva', y'know.
but mione! u noe i love u omg!
Sad to say, I don't, and your annoying way of speaking does NOTHING to increase your chances of me falling in love with you, HA.
but wat about all our sexual tension? lyk in da HP bookz!
(Signed off)