-Author's note- Ehm…I know my chapters are short…but I have a good reason! Microsoft Word makes it seem longer…I blame it! And there's my excuse...anyways, thanks for the reviews.

YELLOWCARDFMAFANS- Oh…a genius? Reeaaallyy… :D Lets see…I came up with the idea…because I like crossovers. And plus, you know everything IS more fun with Ed around.

Magic Dreamweaver- Good point. But, let's just pretend thateveryone from FMA comes from Tokyo, okie? Then I don't have to go around writing about how Ed got caught in an alchemical accident and found himself in another dimension.

KawaiiKaitou- And there shall be more chapters coming! Eventually. I'll let you in on a secret…-psst- ..I'm extremely lazy. But, I've just started making myself spend time on Fanfics on Monday, and whenever I have spare time.

Sessylover- Like I said…blame Microsoft! xD

anime girlie10- Yes, yes. The more reviews I get, the more I have to update frequently with longer chapters…otherwise, I feel guilty about making people wait.

craighorner88- Yep. I was aiming for humor. :)

Now on with the story!

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On the last chapter…

"You know it's true. Don't delude yourself into believing you're actually not short. In fact, you're even shorter then Edogawa-kun here," Edogawa just glared at her, used to the insults. Haibara paid no notice and continued with her comment, "which is quite a miracle, since Edogawa is already considered a midget." Oh yes. Elric's new enemy. Remember what he said about hating sarcastic people? Well, he had just found the most sarcastic person you could find. The school year had begun.

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"Why you….!" Ed made a grab for her, but a voice stopped him.

"Now now, Elric. Picking fights with girls isn't very good..." This was said by none other than…Colonel Mustang himself. You can imagine Ed's surprise when he saw him. Wait…you don't have to imagine. In fact, I can show you. It looked a bit like…this. OO Then it turned to… +

"Why the hell are you here, Colonel Bast—"

"Watch your language, Edward. We're in front of kids right now." Once again, Elric turned around to see another member of the military. Riza Hawkeye. I bet she would've shot at Ed too, to shut him up, but unfortunately, guns aren't allowed in school. But that didn't stop Hawkeye from bringing her paintball gun. Paintball gun, you ask? Yes, she has one. In times like these, when she isn't permitted to bring her gun, she brings her paintball one. She just doesn't feel like herself when she doesn't have at least something to shoot with.

"Yes, Edward! We must be perfect models for these young ones! They shall be inspired with my muscular body! They will get lost in my endless realm of sparkles!" Oh yes. I'm pretty sure you could guess who that was. It was Armstrong. In all his sparkly glory. But they couldn't have him ripping off his shirt to show off his biceps in front of kids, because it was disturbing. To everyone. So, the military gang just glared to stop him before it was too late.

Yes, I mean the entire military gang. That gang consisted of Fury, Hughes(1), Mustang, Riza, Armstrong, and everyone else whose name I've forgotten. Al was hanging out with Winry somewhere else, because he was told a suit of armor wasn't something normal 2nd graders usually saw.

Meanwhile, the 2nd graders were just watching the military officials in confusion. Haibara was watching it in amusement. It was funny watching the strangers pick on him.

"Ah…excuse me…"

"Eh?"

The military group turned and watched the teacher.

"Would you like to introduce yourselves too? You came a bit earlier then expected…," the teacher mumbled. The volunteers were a bit…different then what she had expected.

"Ah, of course." They all responded in unision.

"I am Colonel Mustang, and these are all my subordinates, except for Armstrong."

"I am 2nd lieutenant, Riza Hawkeye. " Hawkeye's introduction was short, and to the point.

"I'm Maes Hughes! Would you like to see pictures of my daughter? She's just about your age. In fact…. she's 8 years , 7 months, 15 days, 11 hours, and 23 seconds years old, and counting. She just grows up so fast…'(" Luckily, Armstrong interrupted Hughes before he had the chance to take out his pictures and start wailing about her growth.

"I am Major Louis Armstrong, at your service!" The sparkles started twinkling around his eyes again.

"Ano...I'm Fury."

"And we have volunteered to teach this school for the rest of the year!"

Actually, they had just wanted to teach the school to keep an eye on Elric, and to torment him while they were there. Even though having Ed around is fun, bugging him while he's there is even more fun.

Haibara almost laughed. Almost. In fact, it was reeaally close to a laugh. But it came out as a snigger. And why was she sniggering?

Because of the look of horror on Ed's face.

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There, now, are you guys happy? This chapter was longer then the other ones…and remember….the shortness is not my fault! That is all. Oh yess…I almost forgot….here's your imaginary cookie! (O) Ehm…it has a big chunk of chocolate in the middle.