Birdo

Birdo walked onto the stage.

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars….

Birdo: …okay.

Birdo, she was rapped…by the pope.

The Pope: She was some serious piece of ass.

Birdo: WHAT!? You can't insult me, I'm hot!

Hah! That's a laugh…

Birdo: Now look here, cum-wad, I don't think you understand what's going on here. I'm a girl. And in this modern day of opportunities, girls are on top!

Honey, I hate to break this to you, but there's only one place where girls should be on top…

Birdo gasped.

Birdo: Hah! Your going to have to do better than that you pathetic puddle of a homeless mans urine!

Hah! I haven't even begun to be evil! Birdo, now in theaters everywhere…

Mario: Oh! I've got to see that mov- oh my gosh! It's Birdo, the star of Birdo! Quick, grab her and sell her organs on eBay!

And everyone did just that.

Birdo: …oh shit….I think they took my cu-

-tinuing my onslaught of abuse, Birdo, she is 100 lesbian…with Peach…

Mario: Oh my gosh, that is so hot!

Birdo: What! Who the hell is Peach? And I am not a F---ing lesbian!

Sure you are! Just look at your mouth! It is specifically designed to suck some serious p-

Birdo: -lease! I would never…never….

She saw Peach.

Birdo: Whoa…your hot.

Peach: Whoa…so are you.

They began to kiss, much to the disgust of all the women in the room and to the delight of the men in the room.

Now you know, Birdo, the lesbian who was rapped by the pope and is coming to theaters everywhere…

They were still kissing.

…Damn, that's hot!…

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