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Mario: Okay, I'm here for the free food!
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Mario: Well? Where's my free food!
There is none…
Mario: What do you mean there's none you cheap bastard! What kind of sorry ass tells someone there's free food somewhere when there really isn't!
Mario, he's a fashion model…
Mario: I am not a fashion model you freaky voice!
Of course you are, why else would you be forced to where that?…
Mario: Because I'm a plumber, dumb-ass!
If you're a plumber, then where's your plumber's crack?…
Mario: I am not going to show you my crack you f'n toucher!
Well if you don't have one I guess your not a plumber…
Mario: That's it!
He pulled down his pants just as peach, a news cameraman, and a bunch of first graders on a field trip walked in. Mario looked up and gasped.
First grader: Cool!
Then all of the first graders started to pull their pants down while the cameraman's tape was rolling.
Teacher: Just what do you children think you are doing!
First grader: We're showing our plumber's cracks!
Peach: Mario! You horny, child raping ass-hole!
First grader: Hey, I never heard that word before…but it sounds cool!
Soon all of the kids where singing it as the cameraman was getting the live print.
Mario, he's cheating on Peach for Wario…
Mario: How did you find out!
Mario slapped a hand to his mouth.
Peach: You WHAT!
Wario: He had got a blowjob last night, how else should I put it?
Cameraman: This is the story of my career!
Mario: Uh, this isn't what it looks li-
He was interrupted as peach slapped him across the face and before storming out of the room.
First grader: Hey, that looks like fun!
They proceeded to slap each other as they left the room, with the cameraman following them.
Mario: Come out here so I can kill you, you freaky voice!
(imitating Mario) "Come out here so I can kill you", you just want me to come out so you can bang me…
Mario: I do not want to suck your lying-ass cock!
Oh, your right…your too busy sucking Wario's…
Mario: YOU INSANE PSYCHO BASTARD!
Mario, he hates Onepiece…
Mario: Oh, no. I've got your game! I'm not going to disagree with you, and that's final!
Just then Luffy, Zolo, Sanji, Nami, Ussop, and Chopper appeared, looking livid.
Luffy: Get him!
They all started kicking him, hitting him with sticks, cutting him, shooting things at him, throwing Gum-Gum blasts at him, and transformed into various animal forms to attack him.
Now you know, Mario, the plumber's crack-less fashion model who sucks Wario's cock and hates Onepiece…
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