A/N: Hello, and welcome to my second Hermione/Fred fic. It's not too great, I actually think I liked my first fic better, but this one is fun anyway. :) Reviews are awesome, and appreciated, and the fuel which keeps me writing. So, if you review, I continue to write. got it? good. :)

Chapter 1: Hogwarts; A History

Disclaimer: Not mine, how I wish they were.

"Hermione! What happened to you?" Lavender Brown hovered worriedly over her room mates bed.

Hermione grunted and sat up. "What are you talking about Lavender?"

Lavender walked over to her dresser and picked up a mirror. She put it in front of Hermione's face. Hermione let out a blood curdling scream. She looked down at the rest of her body and screamed again. Her skin was covered in black writing. Looking closer, she noticed it was print from a book. A book she knew very well. "I'll kill them!" she yelled, jumping out of bed. She got dressed and stormed down to the common room. Who else would play a joke like this?

"Frederick George Weasley and George Frederick Weasley!" The twins were talking to a couple of first years in the corner. Their eyes widened at the sight of her. She was breathing heavily, and she looked mad enough to hex them to next year.

"Oi, 'Mione! All that reading catch up to you?" Fred grinned.

"What's that there? 'Hogwarts: A History?'" George grinned.

"Fix. It. Now." she growled. "Or, I'll write your mum."

George gulped and nudged Fred, who pulled a piece of candy out of his pocket. He handed it to her.

Hermione scowled. "This better work, or I'm deducting house points too." (A/N: Aww Hermione the ickle prefect...) She popped the candy in her mouth. After a minute or two, her skin appeared back to normal.

"See? No harm done then?" George tried, looking hopeful.

"Yeah, all it fun, 'Mione." Fred smiled.

Hermione glared at them. "For now, I'll leave you be. But watch your backs." With that, she stalked away, leaving the twins in shock.

"You don't think she'll really do anything, do you?" George asked.

"Nah, it's Hermione we're talking about." Fred answered, smiling.