Shippo smirked wickedly. It was perfect. He had a perfect idea to get Inuyasha back for hitting him when Kagome wasn't looking. He strolled up to Inuyasha who was chatting with Miroku and Kagome gravely.

"Now look Miroku, flirting is one thing... but when you start doing... things... in the woods with Sango, it gets kind of creepy." Kagome said.

"It makes me kind of sick listening to you at night." Inuyasha said looking a bit green.

The perfect chance "Oh come on Inuyasha, you can't tell us that you and Kikyo didn't have a little fun in the woods?" Shippo pipped up.

"Well, I mean, just not so we can hear anyway. Me and Kikyo went out into woods far enough away from town where we wouldn't be heard. We used to do it every night, she loved it, there was this nice patch of moss, boy did we have some fun times there... And there was that one time when went out into the field, that was her first time, she was all nervous, but I'd done it countless times before so I assured her it... would... um... I'm gonna... uh... I shouldn't have said that huh?" He said looking at Kagome with a look of horror on his face. "Heh heh... heh... heh... oh god..."

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