Disclaimer: We do not own Devil May Cry or its characters. We are not getting paid for this, but it is fun! The only thing we own is a package of Eggo waffles that are currently in our freezer. Thanks for the inspiration Kellogg's. Oh, and the waffles too.
Author's note: We're baaaaaaack! Well here we are again with a whole new "breakfast story". After making "Rocky's First Pancakes" for Rocky Horror, we were inspired to make a whole "breakfast series" for different movies, games, etc. This is our second breakfast story. The third is coming right up, just give the chefs awhile. These stories are hard to cook.
(A ding is heard in the background)
Mrs.johntracy: Oh, that would be my bagel. Time for my breakfast!
LizMiz: I'm gonna toast some Eggo waffles for me!
Mrs.johntracy: Oh in case you were wondering, we're sisters.
LizMiz: Duhhhhhhhhhh, who else would write a story with you?
Mrs.johntracy: (Slaps LizMiz)
LizMiz: Ow! On with the damn story already!
Mrs.johntracy: Alright here it is!
It was a fine Sunday morning. The sun was shining and the birds were singing. Everyone was chilling in Dante's shop Devil May Cry. Dante was getting ready to make breakfast for everyone. He decided to make waffles for everyone. He went into the kitchen to make them.
He started out ready to make waffles with his new waffle iron. He started on the mix. He mixed the ingredients (eggs, flour, buttermilk, baking powder, etc.). He heated up the waffle iron, and poured his mixture inside. He heard a ding when the waffles were ready. He called to Trish to try one for him.
Trish sniffed the waffle and made a super-ugly face. Lucia came around the kitchen and Dante gave her one, too. She loved it. Trish decided to take a bite. Right after she swallowed, she threw it right back up.
Dante sniffed the waffle and threw up in his mouth. He then gave his nasty waffles to Lucia, who shoved them all into her mouth.
Dante decided not to give up and tried it again. This time he made sure he had the right ingredients and measurements. This time he was sure he had got it right. The waffles were ready, and, since he couldn't call to Trish or Lucia (cause Trish was still sick, and Lucia was, and is, an idiot), he called to Lady.
She took a bite, and made a super-sour-ugly face, shaking her head rapidly. She refused to swallow. She then spat it out in the kitchen garbage. Then she ran out of the kitchen.
Dante didn't get it. He had the right measurements. He had the right ingredients. So why wasn't his waffles turning out the right way?
"Maybe I'm just a bad cook." He thought. "Okay, I'm going to give this one last try…"
"Hey everybody, gather 'round! The waffles are ready!" Dante called. Reluctantly, everyone gathered around the table as Dante placed his plate of waffles on the center. "Okay, who's first?" Dante asked. Everyone slumped down into their seats…except for Vergil. "Want a waffle, Vergil?"
Vergil thought for a minute, and then he finally said, "Why not?" Dante then put a waffle on his plate. Vergil took a bite and said, "Hey, this is pretty damn good." Dante eyes lit up. Then, everyone else carefully took a waffle and took a tentative bite. They were all surprised that this batch was actually good.
Everyone complimented Dante on his successful batch of waffles. As Dante was cleaning the dishes, he couldn't help but smile when his eyes fell upon the empty box of Eggo waffles in the kitchen garbage…
THE END!