Disclaimer: I do not own Sam and co. Meg Cabot does.
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Top Ten Reasons Lucy is the Most Unsupportive Sister Ever
10. When you walk into your house and say you have trouble, the first thing she does is assume you are pregnant.
9. She then proceeds to saying you will have to live in a trailer park, and screams that she's going to be an aunt several times.
8. This causes your housekeeper, Theresa, to come in shouting Spanish swearwords and ranting about 'godamned protection'.
7. When you deny all claims of being pregnant, Lucy then worries that you have caught her boyfriend cheating or have been threatened by her violent ex, who has been sending both you and your sisters death threats since Lucy and his break-up two years ago.
6. Lucy, satisfied it doesn't involve her, asks is David, your loving boyfriend, gay.
5. Lucy ducks when you attempt to hit her.
4. David is so not gay.
3. Then, when you finally say that Kris Parks, your enemy, is pregnant, Lucy's first question is the one you have been avoiding.
2. 'WHO'S THE FATHER?'
And the number one reason Lucy Madison, sister to me, Samantha Madison, and my fourteen-year-old sister, Rebecca Madison, is the most unsupportive sister ever…
1. At this point, you reply the truth. 'David.'
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(A/N: I know David would never really do that, I just had the idea, what would happen if he did? The press would eat him alive, but what about Kris?)