Chapter 10: What's That Sound? 2

The mechanical voice of the computer rang out. "It is now the turn of the walking carpet."

"Huh?" asked Mace.

Shaking his head at the idiot Jedi, Chewie stood up.

He lifted a ball. "NO… TOO LIGHT…" A flick of his wrist sent it through the ceiling.

The next three were granted the same verdict and treatment.

We're not sure when they'll stop moving. Maybe if they encounter a black hole…

A little tweaking of the computer and three seconds later, a shiny black bowling ball came out. "LEAD COATED IN ENAMEL. PERFECT."

Everyone took one step back.

Then five more.

"ONE, TWO, THREE… HUNH!"

With a mighty swing of his arm, he sent the ball speeding down the lane.

A rasping WHOOSH-ing sound filled the air.

Everyone looked at Darth Vader. "It's not me!"

A large blue box materialized directly in the path of the projectile.

The bowling ball went hurtling through the door. A muffled cry of "Ow!" was heard.

Then the door swung open to reveal a blinding light, and…

"David Tennant!" Both Padme and Leia squealed in delight.

Han and Anakin both looked on jealously.

David Tennant, otherwise known as The Doctor, stepped out, the bowling ball in his hand. "Who threw this?" he asked. "Who threw this!?"

Chewie raised a hand nervously. The Doctor stormed forwards. "You hit my new converse!"

With rage burning in his eyes and sonic screwdriver in hand, he took his vengeance.

When he was done, Chewie had a poodle cut.

"Oh…"

"Dear…"

"Force…"

One of the bowling alley attendants started to giggle.

Chewie pulled out his actual bowcaster.

"Good… good… Now kill him!"

Another attendant died…

MM: Hm… we're running out of them…

DRS: I think we should ask for a refund… They're nowhere near their expiry date…

(Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff)

A plotbunny suddenly dropped from the sky, landing on Chewie's head.

"WHAT'S THAT!?"

"I do believe it is a plotbunny, Chewbacca," began Threepio. "My sources indicate that they are quite common on the planet FanFiction. I wouldn't have expected to see such a fine specimen in this story."

A scene of unimaginable violence followed.

Meanwhile, David Tennant was being fawned over by a gold-bikini-clad Leia and a black-leather-clad Padme. Not that he noticed. He was too busy puzzling over the great mystery of this chapter:

"How did the ball get through the shields? The TARDIS is impregnable! It can withstand asteroids, Darlek attacks, door-to-door salesmen, and bad acting!"

DRS: How a bowling ball got into the TARDIS is the great mystery of this chapter? What about, oh, I dunno, what the TARDIS is doing there in the first place?

David Tennant looked up. "Good point, DRS."

DRS swooned in delight.

The Doctor turned and with apparent carelessness, tossed the bowling ball down the lane.

"Nine."

A single pin remained.

With a frown, he pulled out THE sonic screwdriver. Pointing it at the stubborn pin, he activated it.

"Correction: Strike."

His satisfaction was interrupted by a loud shout from Vader. The Sith Lord was pointing at Chewie. "I get it! There's a poodle involved!"

"Je ne suis pas un caniche!" With that impassioned declaration, Chewie fled the game.

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A/N: There you go! Three –er, well, two, updates in one sitting! Enjoy!