so sorry for the long wait..but i think this is the last chapter...maybe i'll add bonus later..review please!.. and yes, i changed my name for the last time hopefully XP

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30 Ways To Annoy Kikyo

30. chant clay pot bitch

29. tell her that Kagome is stronger than her

28. tell her that not even make-up would help her

27.keep saying that kaede hates her for what she did

26.cut her hair and dye it white

25.steal her bow and arrows

24. put a sign on her back that says "kiss me, i'm a whore"

23.kill more demons than her

22. hire someone to rape inuyasha so it looks like he forogot all about her

21. taint the jewel

20. tell her that you want to be a human then say that they're too weak

19. boil her in a pot of butter and yell "chubby mcchubby"

18. ask some guy to go up and ask how much she charges

17. dangle a donut in her face

16. dress as Inuyasha or Kagome and moon her

15. tell her "its no wonder you can't get a guy, you look like a grandma"

14. tell her thta Priestess Midoriko is better

13. ask if she's seen Naraku lately, if she knows what you mean

12. ask her if she's a demon over and over again

11. tell her to go back to hell

10. throw mud at her

9. poke her and ask if she's fired (cuz she's made of clay)

8. give her blue eyeshadow

7. hug Inuyasha and sing "We Belong Together"

6. sing "feeling this" in kagome and inuyasha's voices

5. edit a tape of inuyasha and kagome so it's similar to Icha Icha Paradise

4. keep asking her why seh stuffs a bra if she's a man

3. as her if she's transexual

2. give her a fur cap and tell her to go hunt 'coons

1. sharpen a stick and run it through her arm, then ask her if she died yet..repeat, in various places

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