A/N: This story has been reposted because then it got deleted and I had no idea why it got deleted. Some proper language thingy. I'm sorta blahhh right now... all my reviews has been erase -cries- I had 376 reviews and now they're all down the drain.. wahhhhhhh. Well eventually I'll get them back...
Chapter One: The Bet
"He will never notice me…" complained Lavender.
"He won't notice me either…" whined Ginny.
"Will both of you shut up and quit whining? In case you didn't notice, I am trying to get my homework done," said Hermione.
Ginny and Lavender were banging their heads on the table and making everything move. "He will never go out with me…" both of them moaned.
"Stop it! Everything is moving. I can't concentrate. All my answers are going crooked! It's supposed to be straight," said Hermione.
"LOOK!" she shouted shoving her homework in Ginny's and Lavender's face. "If I'm going to get an A- I will kill you both!"
Both of them weren't even looking at Hermione's paper, but looking instead over at the Slytherin table where Draco Malfoy was surrounded by a bunch of girls.
"Hermione, don't you see him? How can you not? He is so hot! I can't believe you're here doing homework," said Ginny.
"HA! That ferret! I would never waste my saliva on that git. I don't see why girls are swooning over that ugly looking one-fourth bull, cow, ferret, dog sh-" said Hermione. Someone's hand covered her mouth before she could finish her sentence.
"Hermione! I can't believe you're saying that. If Draco hears about that you will NEVER have a chance of dating him," Said Lavender.
Hermione slapped Lavender's hand away. "I will never go out with that ugly one-fourth bull, cow, ferret, dog shit."
"I think your homework is brainwashing your brain. You don't see the sexiest guy at Hogwarts right now," said Ginny.
"I thought Harry was the "Sexiest" guy at Hogwarts, Ginny," said Hermione looking at Ginny.
"That was last year. Now it's Draco…" said Ginny.
Hermione sighed. "Where is Ron and Harry anyway?"
Meanwhile at the Slytherin Table…
"Move." said Pansy pushing some girl aside with her watermelon size booty. "Drakie. Ughhhhhhhhhhhh move! I've got to get to my Drakie."
"Red Alert! Red Alert! Watermelon booty is here! Red Alert! Red Alert! Repeating Watermelon booty is here." warned Blaise laughing.
"Oh shut it, Baboon." snapped Draco. "What does she want now? Does she have to ruin everything I own?"
"She hasn't ruined everything you own yet," said Blaise. Draco ignored Blaise's last comment and went back to answering the girls' questions.
"Ladies, I-" before he answered, some big bimbo put her hands around him and gave him a big hug, squeezing him to death. "Pansy… you…big…ass…watermelon…sized--" he couldn't finish his sentence because he ran out of breath.
"Oh Drakie… I… missed you so much…." said Pansy squeezing him hard.
"Let go of him you elephant! You're going to kill him!" cried one of the girls.
"Blaise…help... call….9...1…1," said Draco with a face as pink as a pig.
"If I save you, you owe me one." Blaise got one of his books and whacked Pansy with it. She fell right to the ground, let go of Draco, and dropped him on the ground.
"You over size big ass elephant with two watermelons…" Draco then stopped. "I'm too tired to continue." Everyone was watching Draco flat on the ground with Pansy.
"ANYONE willing to help me up?" screamed Draco. The girls then fought over each other to help Draco up.
"I will."
"No I will."
"Never mind I'll just get up myself," said Draco. He then stood up and straightened himself out.
As Hermione passed by, she stopped and said, "Serves you right. Too bad you didn't die. If you did I would be the world's happiest witch ever. But don't worry, I won't give my hopes up yet."
"Shut up, Mudblood," snapped Draco. "Don't worry about me dying. You'll be the one seeing Hell soon if you don't keep your mouth shut." Hermione then turned to Blaise. "Why did you save him? If you didn't, he would be going to Hell already and I wouldn't be worrying about seeing ferret here." With that she left.
"I can't believe she said that," said one of the girls.
"Let's go to the common room," demanded Draco. "Ladies, I'll excuse myself. See you all around." With that he gave the girls a smirk and left. All the girls sighed….
In the Slytherin Common room…
"You own me one for saving your ass from Watermelon Woman. Which reminds me, I have something ready in mind," said Blaise grinning at Draco.
"What now? I've had enough for one day with that fat ass Parkinson killing me." Said Draco. "Mate, this year is going to be a great year. With all the girls swooning all over me, I'll be the Slytherin Sex God."
"Not all girls are swooning over you," said Blaise.
"Of course, only the Mudblood isn't. She's to busy swooning over Potty and Weasel," said Draco checking himself in the mirror. "I hope that watermelon hippopotamus didn't kill my look."
"Well, she's one girl that you will never ever get to shag," said Blaise.
Draco turned to Blaise with are-you-kidding-me look. "Are you kidding? Why would I want the beaver-faced Mudblood? Potty and Weasel probably shagged her already."
"I think she's pretty hot," said Blaise.
Draco choked. "What?" he asked incredulously.
"Well, I am a guy. I notice things like these."
"And what, I'm not?"
"You hate her too much to notice. I know for a fact that every guy in Slytherin would sooner be in Hufflepuff if it gave them a chance to hang around Granger's tight little body for a day."
Hermione's picture flashed in Draco's head. "Okay, so what? She's not that ugly anymore. She's kinda pretty, but so what? She's still a fuckin' bitch who's a Mudblood."
"A hot bitch, you mean," Blaise said, smirking. There was an undeniable mischievous glint in his eyes. "You know," he began slowly, "I've got a brilliant idea. Draco, buddy, how do you feel about taking on a bet?"
"What kind a bet?" asked Draco with interest.
"You have to make Granger fall in love with you in two weeks. After she falls in love with you, you have to dump her," said Blaise.
"So I have to get Mudblood to fall in love with me and dump her afterwards? What would I get if I did this?" questioned Draco.
"Fifty galleons." (Fifty galleons is like 241 US dollars and 8 cents….) "And besides I bet you hate her as much as she hates you. Wouldn't it be fun to toy with her heart a little and make her look dumb in front of everyone?" asked Blaise.
"Deal," said Draco.
"Remember, you have two weeks," Blaise said.
A/N: I will... wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. Although this chapter may be boring at first please at least review.. I promise it will get better. And for who that have read this chapter already and all the other chapters to chapter 12. Please just give me a while then I'll post up the continue chapter that all you guys waited for.. But since my story was remove please be patient and wait..