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Thanks for all the cool reviews and as promised here is the epilogue!

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Epilogue:

Na-myong.

Na-myong.

Slurp.

SMACK!

"Miyoga-jiji! I'm not your freakin bento box or the freakin flavor of the month! Go suck someone else's neck ya damn parasite!"

Inuyasha casually throws Miyoga over to lounging Ookami prince.

"Stupid mutt! Don't flick your friggin fleas in my direction!"

"Your lucky it's only Miyoga, imagine if it was his bugger." Whispered Shippo to the nodding houshi.

"I heard that runt! Watch your mouth or I'll...Ow! Ow! OW!" The hapless hanyou watched with shock and complete horror as a silver-haired girl tugged mercilessly at his forelocks, pulling out a handful of his precious hair.

"Stay still Inuyasha-tousan!" Whined Akari.

"Ne, Akari-chibi, don't pull Inuyasha's hair too much." Cautioned a very pregnant Kagome. She sighs heavily slowly sitting next to Inuyasha. Smiling warmly she traces invisible circles on her round tummy. Inuyasha draws his eyes to her radiant figure. She looked like the moon to him. So untouchable, he sighs wearily. That could've been his pup she was carrying, but he had disregarded her feelings for too long and now he was paying the price. 'But atleast she is happy-and I know that bastard half brother of mine does love her, she deserves to loved. I vow to still protect her and her pups.' He promised himself with adamant resolve. An unspoken vow he would again give his life for to uphold. 'Keh! Atleast no one could say Oyaji's legacy will be dying out anytime soon.'

"Kagome if I were you, you'll tell that bastard half brother of mine to cap his damn..."

"Osuwari! Come Akari, your father will be back soon you need to wash your hands."

SPLAT.

"&$#!"

Inuyasha vanishes beneath the voluminous flowers that covered him head to toe.

"Hanyou poupuri." Chuckled Kouga as he walked past the prostrated hanyou. "Atleast the stench is somewhat gone."

"Let's see you say that to my face when I ram my tetsusaiga up your furry ass ya stupid f'ck!"

"Hard thing to do since I'll be busy poping your ears off one by one!"

"Big words for a shitty yellow ookami retard!"

"Baka!"

"Bakero!"

"Dog sh't!"

"JAKEN'S BITCH!"

Everyone went quiet. Inuyasha went deathly pale.

"Nice come back!" Applauded Shippo.

Inuyasha glares at the kitsune. Jaken squeals horrendously running in the melee with his stubby legs pointing an accusing claw at the hanyou.

"He took advantage of me!" Accused Jaken, steam rising from his bald head. He shakes uncontrollably in outrage.

"What hanyou? Kappa got your tongue?" Taunted a grinning Kouga further.

"You've just crossed a very dangerous line you Ookami bastard! ... Kaze no Kizu!"

SLASH.

"Well they're at it again." Sighed a weary Sango watching the two duke it out rigorously to which the hanyou seemed to be gaining the upper hand.

"Still... that was a rather disturbing..."

"That abomination took advantage of me!" Insisted a furious Jaken, cutting off Mushira.

"His depravity knows no bounds." Sighed Miroku shaking his head.

"That coming from a lech that grope both sexes wantonly in public.. Aye! The hanyou has stooped low!" Laughed Matsu merrily slapping one of his thighs in a jovial manner. "Surely his gates must swing in the opposite direction since he's been with Kagome-hime and has not marked her for himself ne?... But still... Jaken?" He shuddered audibly.

"Don't even go there!... That's just sick!" Gagged Mushira still nursing his injured leg. Matsu nodded his scales turning a slight green at the thought of touching the kappa youkai's slimy jerky-like skin.

"Even I had my limits." Joined Miroku. "There's just some things that should be left un-..."

ROARRRRR

Gulp.

"I SAID PLUG IT!"

Inuyasha eyes glowed an eerie scarlet as he stalked the reclining group. Sango, Miroku and Shippo got up immediately, Matsu aiding a still injured Mushira as they all ran.

The hanyou chortled maniacally slowly advancing on the cowering tachi, flexing his elongated claws. Each of the tachi seem to bolt in different directions, running helter skelter in circles. Inuyasha continued his pursuit, his silver hair picked up by an unseen ominous power, swirling with dark energy.

Kagome comes back from cleaning up Akari. Along with a gasping Nadeshiko, Akihito and Rin. Her eyes trailed on the youkai Inuyasha.

"OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARIIIIIIIII!"

SPLAT. SPLAT. SPLAAATTTT.

Pant. Pant.

"Haha-Ue!"

The simultaneous growls of the children filled the air as Kagome doubled over clutching her ripe belly.

"Kagome!" Mumbled Inuyasha, covering from his demonic stupor. Lifting himself over the dusty ground. He sprang to his feet using his heels to propel himself toward Kagome's laboring form.

"Inuyasha... (pant).. the pup is ..."

"Shhhhh! Don't talk, think of your pup, rest..."

"Idiot! THE PUP IS COMING... I'M IN LABOR DAMMIT!" Screamed the miko-demoness.

Inuyasha pales as Kagome grabs his haori in a tight vice like grip. The hanyou perspire nervously, his mind ringing in great alarm.

"My bastard half brother.."

"Won't make it in time.. (pant).. You'll have to be there with me.. (breathe).." Pleaded Kagome.

"EH?"

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CRACK.

CRACK.

"My friend, this is your fourth pup. Do not tell me that once again your blood runs cold?" Asked Matsu.

"Perchance he is more afraid of what his mate will do to him after she has given birth." Laughed Mushira merrily.

"SESSHOUMARUUUU!... I'M PERSONALLY GOING TO PURIFY THAT FIFTH LEG OF YOURS!"

All eyes focus on the pacing Western Lord. He stops, glaring at them with a promise of a very painful death he snarls out a warning.

"Don't even utter a single word." He warned coldly.

Again the screams from the other side of the room rocked the by standing tachi.

"PUSH? PUSH? HOW ABOUT I SHOVE THAT HANYOU HEAD OF YOUR IN THE F'CKING SH'T PILE IN THE PALACE LAVATORY? ... (SCREAM)... SQUEEZE A MELON IN A F'CKING HOLE THE SIZE OF A MARBLE!"

"Push Kagome! Just one more!" Inuyasha's muffled coax could be heard.

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

"PUSH!"

"ARGHHH!"

"PUSH GOD DAMMIT WOMAN! EVEN I COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT!" Inuyasha rolls up his sleeves. "YOU WANT ME TO PULL IT OUT?"

"OSUWARRIIIIIIII!" Screamed Kagome irritably.

SPLAT.

"#&! ...Hey! I can see the head! It's coming out! Ohhhh sooo cute! Musta took after you Kagome...(Squelch)... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"

Pup cries.

"I-Is that blood?..."

THUD.

Shoji screen opens, a tanuki bows deeply to the standing Sesshoumaru.

"Another healthy son my lord!" She announced exuberantly.

Sesshoumaru walks in the birthing chamber, he notices his mate sleeping. Her pink cheeks attesting to the great effort of birthing his pup into the world. The scent of blood assaulting his sensitive nose, he wrinkles it. Normally it would bother him, but this was different, his mate had borne him a fine pup.

The Taiyoukai walks over to his half brother, whose eyes are still dilated and spiraling around and around, his muscles twitching once in a while.

"He fainted so suddenly my Lord, we did not know what to do." Apologized the diminutive tanuki.

"Let him be."

"As my Lord wishes." The tanuki midwife exits.

Sesshoumaru walks over to his sleeping mate, he peers at her form with love-filled adoring eyes. The pup was attached to one nipple and sucking hungrily. The much feared Taiyoukai nuzzles his nose in his mate's neck, whining lowly to soothe, thank and congratulate her.

GROWL.

Sesshoumaru blinks at the newborn pup in wonder. A rare smile graces his face.

"Just born and already set to fight and protect. You truly are of my blood!" Beamed Sesshoumaru proudly, stroking the pup's forehead tenderly.

His eyes again trace back to his mate. "The blessings you have wrought upon this Sesshoumaru's life cannot be described with mere words."

"You already have."

Kagome opens her eyes, smiling warmly at her beloved.

They kiss passionately.

"What did I miss?" Yawned a now conscious Inuyasha.

Sesshoumaru not sparing Inuyasha a glance refrains from kissing Kagome. "Lady mate if you so graciously please."

Kagome smiles.

"OSUWARIIIII!"

SPLAT!