What IF hogwarts had Text Messaging and computers and AIM? These would be the conversations..Be afraid ..be very afriad

Disclaimer: I do not own HarryPotter or any plots ect. Do you think Joe would waste her time doing somthing as pathetic as this?

Hogwarts Online : Hooky Hooker?

Marauders Era Lucius is on the computer in the Potions Lab and Severus is still in his dorm sick

XXLuciusXx 3:39 PM: Hey Sev.. You back early? They let you out?
Half-Blood-Prince 3:39 PM: Nope im staying in the dorm

xXLuciusXx 3:39 PM: Why are you on AIM so early?

Half-Blood-Prince 3:39 PM: I'm sick..I'm staying in the dorm today
xXLuciusXx 3:39 PM: Hooker
Half-Blood-Prince 3:50: O.O did you just call me a hooker?
Half-Blood-Prince 3:40 PM: u played hooky didn't ya?
Half-Blood-Prince 3:40 PM: HOOKER. Means something...different Luc O.o
XxLuciusXx 3:40 PM: u can also say that
xXLuciusXx 3:40 PM: u played hooky
xXLuciusXx 3:40 PM: so there has to be a word to call someone
xXLuciusXx 3:40 PM: and its hooker
Half-Blood-Prince 3:41 PM: its called truant
xXLuciusXx 3:41 PM: no it isn't
Half-Blood-Prince 3:41 PM: Hooker means someone who guys pay to bang them
xXLuciusXx 3:41 PM: I know!
XXLuciusXx 3:41 PM: but it can also be the other way around
XXLuciusXx 3:41 PM: u played HOOKY
Half-Blood-Prince 3:41 PM: well just...think of another word..
XXLuciusXx 3:41 PM: No
XXLuciusXx 3:42 PM: everyone says that
Half-Blood-Prince 3:42 PM: No they don't..Where do YOU live?
XXLuciusXx 3:42 PM: Aw..Shut up. They always say that especially when I don't go to class
Half-Blood-Prince 3:42 PM: No ones ever said that to me before
XXLuciusXx 3:42 PM: Like when I go to Charms and I'm late that old lady slaps me on the arse and grins at me and says "Hey you little hooker-player"
XXLuciusXx 3:43 PM: or when I go to class the next day I get a howler the howler says: why did u play hooky ? Or hey what's up hooker? my parents entice me like that so I'll get mad.
Half-Blood-Prince 3:44 PM: Don't use parents, entice, and hooker in the same sentence
XXLuciusXx 3:44 PM: huh?
XXLuciusXx 3:44 PM: why?
Half-Blood-Prince 3:44 PM: O.o its. Just not right..
XXLuciusXx 3:44 PM: there's also a game called hooker
XXLuciusXx 3:44 PM: a CARD game
Half-Blood-Prince 3:45 PM: Shut up! O.O
XXLuciusXx 3:45 PM: its true!
Half-Blood-Prince 3:45 PM: O.o sometimes I wonder…nvm.. g2g

XXLuciusXx 3:46 PM: See ya ..YOU LITTLE HOOKER!

Half-Blood-Prince 3:47 PM: Oh..dear..lord..

Whatddya think? Should I continue? Reveiw! I'm open for any suggestions for conversations