Author's Note: Sorry for not updating for a long time, but my internet crashed and it took two days to get it back up again. Thank you for your patience, and enjoy this goofy chappie!

Chapter 10-I am your father…or not…

Although Atem had his own embarrassing debut on Japan's Funniest Home Videos, he still hadn't given up on finding more hilarious footage for the show. He then wondered what Ryou would be capable of if he ever got drunk. So, he got the camera and put it in a bag and headed over to Ryou's apartment.

(Author's Note: In the manga of Yu-Gi-Oh, in issue #6 of the first set, it tells us that Ryou lives alone in an apartment since his yami made all the people he came in contact with go into a coma. So, not entirely random. If I have the manga book of a particular anime, I try to stay true to it.)

Atem knocked on the door and the white/platinum blond haired Brit appeared in the door. He greeted:

"Ah, Atem! Nice to see you!"

"I'm surprised that you can tell the difference between me and Yugi!"

"I can tell the difference, don't you worry."

Atem suggested, "Hey Ryou, you're a good Brit, right? Why don't you join me for a drink down at the…what's it called again…oh yeah, a pub…"

"I would very well like to, thank you."

"Yeah…so you know that I have no hard feelings about your yami."

"Right."

So, the two went down to one of the few British Pubs in Japan.

(Author's Note: In America, there are still 'British Pubs' so I think there may be a couple in random places in Japan. You have to realize that I don't live in Japan yet. I might move there eventually, but England also draws me in. Also, in countries such as France, the legal drinking age is much lower than the US, set at 16. I'm not sure what the legal drinking age is in Japan, but for this fic, it's around Atem and Ryou's age. I also have a theory that Ryou is much older than the others.)

The two sat down and immediately where offered something to drink before something to eat.

(Author's Note: Some British pubs also serve food like a restaurant. If you ever visit England like I have, you'll see what I mean.)

Atem stated, "How 'bout I pay for a drink for you…"

Ryou asked, "What 'bout you Atem?"

"Oh don't worry…I'll have my share of fun…believe me."

And, Ryou didn't notice after a while that he was the only one drinking. And, after consuming at least six shots of liquor Ryou was undeniably drunk. That's when Atem got out the camera and started to film. Ryou was giddy and laughing to himself and Atem commented:

"Even MORE gold!"

Ryou looked at Atem groggily and asked:

"Are you Darth Vader."

Although Atem collapsed at the statement, he somehow managed to capture that statement on film. Atem got up and started to laugh. He stated:

"I know I have a deep voice, but I am NOTHING like Darth Vader…"

"But…you ARE Darth Vader! I would know that voice anywhere!"

"Alright…I'll humor you for the camera. I…am you father!"

Ryou's eyes lit up and he stated:

"You are…?"

Atem commented, "What are you thinking?"

Ryou threw his arms around Atem and exclaimed:

"Daddy! I'm so glad I found you"

Atem stated while trying to push Ryou off, "Get off of me! You are absolutely drunk!'

"Can you buy me a toy daddy?"

"Hell no!"

"Wait…my father is Darth Vader? NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Idiot."

Atem took the camera that was now on the floor and put the tape in the garbage. Atem then put the camera in the bag and paid for the tab. Ryou, who was still in a drunken stupor, had to be taken back to his apartment by a very angry Atem. Ryou acted like an eight year old in his drunken stupor and was fully convinced that Atem was Darth Vader and his father. Ryou spoke:

"Can you show me your lightsaber?"

"Hello you idiot? It's just a movie! God, you're stupid."

"Hey, I like God! She's pretty!"

Atem slapped himself on the face. Ryou then started to sing:

"Jesus loves me, yes I know!

For the bible tells me so!"

Atem stated:

"You're crazy…"

Ryou then asked randomly:

"Is Anzu my mommy?"

Atem then gave Ryou the dirtiest look. Atem then stated:

"Screw you….plus, I like Yugi-chan…but not like that…I hope…"

"What's a screw?"

Atem seethed with anger and exclaimed:

"You keep it up and you'll find out what a screw is!"

Ryou's eyes teared up and he wailed:

"MY DADDY DOESN'T LOOK ME!"

Atem slapped himself on the face again and stated:

"Would you do me a favor and PLEASE be quite…"

"Do you believe in Jesus?"

"What?"

"Do you want to sing the fun song?"

"Huh?"

"F is for friends who do stuff together!

U is for you and me!

N is for anything and anytime at all!"

(Author's Note: This is the Fun Song from Spongebob Squarepants. Since it mainly pertains to a younger audience and Ryou's acting like a child, it seems natural that he would sing this song.)

Atem hit Ryou upside the head, knocking him unconscious. Atem then dragged Ryou to his apartment and laid him on the couch. Atem walked away, learning a very important lesson: Never get Ryou drunk.