Me: Okay, back to the basics of humor! In the life of Sora! (forces everyone to clap, especially Hurky and Frosty)

Sora: Do I get to kick anybody's butt here?

Me: Yes, especially Riku and Kairi.

Sora: Yeah! Love all this randomness and stuff!

Me: A-hem! Riku and Frosty, the disclaimer please!

Riku: Jean herself doesn't own Kingdom Hearts, me, Sora, and Kairi and other characters in the Kingdom Hearts series……

Frosty: But she does own herself (That's Jean herself) and Luna Athans. If she owns Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2 will be released in January not in March!

Chapter 1: A day in the life of Sora

Morning

Sora opening the door with his Keyblade likes an ordinary key.

Afternoon

Sora opening the door with his Keyblade likes an ordinary key.

Night

Sora opening the door with his Keyblade likes an ordinary key.

And when sometimes, he had physical contact with the Heartless……

"Get out of my sight! Will ya?" he cried.

And sometimes with Ansem.

"I want my mommy!" he cried when Ansem came in to haunt him.

The end!

Me: Next, A day in the life of Riku.

Riku: Yeah! So that I can kick Sora's butt! Hahahahahahaha Hahaha……………. (Laughs evilly)

Sora: Erm, Jean, I want my mommy. (Holding on to his teddy bear)