Hello everyone, also welcome to the first chapter of: All Guys Konoha High!
(Wow, say that title three times in a row.)
Full Summary: What happens when Sakura is forced to go to an all male boarding school? How will she survive as she faces perverted teenage guys and strict male teachers all while living in the guys' dorm! And which guy will have to cross dress! Some Characters WILL be a little OOC
Disclaimer: Yet again, I face another disclaimer, yet again, I do not own Naruto, I own nothing….except this bag of Goldfish! Wait, my mom bought it….damn T-T.
Chapter 1: Goldfish anyone?
It's a beautiful morning as the sun shines brightly outside Sakura's pleasant house. Birds chirp, singing a sweet melody as they fly from tree to tree in front of her bedroom window. Everything was at peace…
"DAMMIT SAKURA! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT OF BED!"
…or was…
Ino ran up the stairs, slamming into her pink friend's bedroom. She growls darkly as she stomps over to the drooling, lifeless, sleepy body on the bed. "Errrr, GET UP NOW!" Ino, using her mighty girl power, lifts the mattress and throws it onto the ground, causing Sakura to fly across the room and land in a mass of pillows on the floor.
"10 more hours." Sakura mumbles as she rolls over and hugs her orange stuffed animal bunny, which she had had ever since birth. Its name was Floppy and not only was he a supposed 'man hater', but he also seems to appear in the most awkward times when given the chance.
The blond ponytail girl twitches with fury as she starts to shake one fist in the air towards Sakura.
/1 minute later/
"THERE THAT WAS 10 HOURS! NOW GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP!" Ino yells as she continuously kicks Sakura. (Anime style)
(((AGKH)))
Minutes later both girls head downstairs towards the kitchen for their daily routine of breakfast (a must have occasion if you live in this house!).
"Damn Ino, you didn't have to kick so hard! It's not like we're gonna be late for school," says Sakura as she sits down at the round table, taking an animal style bite of the already made pancakes in front of her, which the excellent cook Ino made.
Ino smirks pointing her fork at the dummy sitting across from her, "That's what you said last year, and the year before that, and the year before that and the year-."
"Oh shut-up!" Sakura yells folding her arms and closing her eyes in a stubborn manner. However, her eye begins to twitch as she senses the fork of her dear friend heading towards the last pancake on the plate in the center of the table. With swift movements, she stabs the pancake at the exact same time as Ino. The two growl at each other before starting a war that has been fought over since the beginning of time…or…creation of eating utensils…a FORK FIGHT!
The two girls have been living together with Sakura's parents for about five years now. Ino's parent had to move because of business, so Sakura's parents offered to take care of her. Sakura is now 16 and Ino is 17 and 1 grade above Sakura. Even though they are supposed to be in the same grade, Sakura was held back due to her missing class a lot because of sleeping ("I'm to lazy to go to a place where my time will be spent with learning. I'd rather learn through dreamland vision!" Sakura said to Ino). That was before Ino moved in, but after they knew each other.
Ino was always nice and friendly, except towards Sakura, whom may I quote calls her evil. Sakura, will…she likes to sleep…a lot. Don't get her wrong, she is very intelligent when she wants to be and is an Idiot when…will practically the rest of the time. They are basically the same! When they get on each other's nerves they resort to violence, which usually ends with someone else getting hurt…unless no one is around.
/STAB/
"Victory!" Sakura shouts as she swallows the pancake whole.
"You didn't have to stab my hand damn it!!" Ino screams as she pulls the fork from her hand, blood starts to swell at the would causing her to feel dizzy. "Darn, where are those bandages! Curse you Sakura, you know I hate the sight of bodily fluids."
Sakura giggles softly to herself, 'I wonder how many people have that kind of odd phobia.'
(((AGKH)))
About an hour after their crazy breakfast (and Sakura's triumphant win of the…pancake), the girls got into Ino's red jeep and were now on their way to the all girls boarding school, miles away. The wind blows roughly through their hair since both of the girls were too lazy to but the covering over the jeep.
Sakura's sighs loudly as she combs her hair with her fingers trying to keep the pinks strands out of her eyes. "I can't believe we have to go to a boarding school. Gah, not to mention an all girls one at that!" She crosses her arms as she begins to groan. Ino rolls her eyes at the childish behavior she had to handle every time the new school year season came around.
"What do you mean 'have to'? The only reason you go is because I go!" Ino smirks as she came up with an evil thought. "What's wrong Sakura? Afraid if you go back to public school they'll find out what you really are and put you back in the zoo?"
"Nope, I'm afraid they'll find out I'm friends with a psycho from the planet bad hair." Sakura smiles as she looks at the now flaming Ino.
"I'LL GIVE YOU PSYCHO!" Ino yells as the car starts to swerve and cause other cars to break quickly as the two continued at a faster speed down the road.
After a few hours of driving recklessly, Ino and Sakura finally reach their destination. Ino steps out of the car, her hair now in a sideways, messy ponytail, and her arm having a small bruise on it. Sakura also steps out of the car but, with less than one un-noticeable scratch on her face.
The two get their luggage and walk towards the school entrance. Dragging their way sluggishly through the front yard that was crawling with happy, excited, girls glad to see that their friends had returned for another year, they open the doors only to be greeted with even more shrieks and happy screams.
"Damn, it's like happy hell here. Why do you even go to this school?" Sakura murmurs towards Ino as three girls start to scream with happiness.
"To annoy you of course." Ino says with a smile as she sticks her tongue out at Sakura.
"I knew it!"
Entering the front office, they walk up to the counter to speak with the lady sitting at the desk. This is where they get information on their classes and which dorm room was theirs.
"Hello, may I help you?" Shizune, the headmistress' assistant asks with a small smile.
"Yes, my name is Yamanaka Ino." Ino states handing her Id. to the woman to verify, "I'm here to pick up my school information."
"Hello again my favorite students!" A voice yells from behind them causing all three females to jump with surprise. Ino and Sakura turn slowly around to find the Headmistress grinning.
"Oh, hello Tsunade." Ino says politely.
"Yo, teach!" Sakura yells with a happy smile.
Headmistress Tsunade was one of their favorite people at the school (included in that list is the lunch lady). She was fun and always did crazy things just like them, okay almost like them. Not to mention the occasional drunken moments they shared (only Tsunade was drank though).
"Here you go Ms. Yamanaka." The assistant hands an envelope to Ino after finally finding it. "And you-"
"Don't worry about her." Tsunade says quickly as she places a hand on the pink girls shoulder, "Sakura will you please come with me to my office? There's been a…mix up."
"Um, alright." Sakura nods to Ino a 'see ya later' and then follows Tsunade to her office. "SO what's up Tsunade?" She questions as Tsunade takes a seat behind her desk, offering the chair in front of the desk to her pupil.
"There seems to be a mix-up with the school's student information." Tsunade says calmly with a worried face, not sure how to explain what happened.
"What kind? Am I not going to be able to share my usual room with Ino; cause if not I want a room right by the cafeteria!" Even though Sakura usual was assigned a room with Ino, she could not pass up an opportunity to be that close to the wonderful smell of food.
"No no, it's not that. It would seem that you're not enlisted in this school." Tsunade looks up at Sakura's face, which seems nothing but strong confusion.
"W-What do you mean?" Sakura questions Tsunade.
"Will…you've been moved to another school. It's not far! It's actually just a half-hour drive from here and I promise we will get you a ride each time you want to come and visit." She places a slip of paper and pen in front of Sakura on the desk. "You just have to sign this and you'll be-"
Sakura sighs loudly grabbing the pen stubbornly. "Fine, fine as long as I can come back to see Ino. How much trouble can it be?" With that, Sakura grabs the paper, not noticing anything but the place where it reads 'sign here', so she does. She then gives it back to the Headmistress.
Tsunade takes the paper with a bit of confusion, "Sakura, you really should read this paper. It contains some important information about the school. It's an all male-"
"Don't worry, as long as I get to see Ino everyday things will be fine." Sakura sits back in the chair with a no worries attitude.
"Okay," she says softly as she gives Sakura an uncertain look. "You'll leave today. School doesn't start until Monday, so you have the rest of the weekend to get things ready. You can even sign up for a school club."
"Alright! Martial Arts Club here I come!" Sakura jumps up with excitement as she walks towards the door to leave.
"Wait!" Sakura turns around to find Tsunade dialing a number on the phone. "I'll call to have someone take you there. They'll be at the front gates at 5:35 to take you to the Brothering School of this one. Make sure you're there on time!" Tsunade knew that Sakura was never on time for anything, but what harm could it do to remind her?
"Yeah, Yeah. See ya later!" She exits the room, shutting the door behind her.
Tsunade gave a sigh, 'This is going to be interesting.'
(((AGKH)))
Sakura slowly began to walk down the dormitory hall listening to all the girls scream and yell about how happy they were to have their best friend as a roommate. She remembers how when Ino and her first came to the school and realized they'd have to share the same room. Unlike the other happy girls, they were the roommates that would fight about which bed was theirs and who got to bathe first.
Turning a corner, she walks into Ino's room where she is greeted with a huge hug. "Sakura! Tsunade called and told me the bad news! How could they do this to me!?" Ino yells loudly causing Sakura to jump and girls in the hall to turn their heads towards the loud dorm room curiously.
'Gee, and I thought she wouldn't care-'
"Now who am I going to steal food from? And force to carry my books! And lock in the closet while I steal her Visual Kei cds!"
'Will there goes that pleasant thought!' Sakura sighs to herself as she lightly pushes Ino away, and walks over to a small cupboard where she picks up a large bag of Goldfish (the crackers not the real fish). Sakura inhales a deep breath.
"I'M TAKING THESE WITH ME!!!" Sakura screams towards Ino.
"THE HELL YOU ARE!" Ino screams back grabbing a shoe to throw at the thief. With a loud thud on the head, it bounces off Sakura's forehead creating a small red mark.
"OW! Who the hell throws a shoe bitch!?" Sakura questions in an angry tone as she drops the bag of snacks and pulls Ino's face, pinching it. Ino does the same and the two begin fighting…once again…and maybe for the last time in a while. Truthfully, this wasn't a fight over the Goldfish as much as it was a farewell fight between best friends who have always been together since they were children. A confusing comprehension for others, but for these two, an unwritten vow of friendship.
/Hours later/
"Ms. Sakura, please go to the front gate. Your ride his here." Shizune states over the intercom that connects through all the dorm rooms.
"EH?" Sakura, now with even messier hair, looks at the clock that reads 5:45. "OH SHIT! I'm late!" Sakura (with goldfish bag in hand) jumps up and runs out the door while screaming, "Bye Ino! See you tomorrow! Hopefully! AHHHHH...OUCH!"
Ino watches as her clumsy friend bumps into doors throughout the hall, hoping that they would some how magically take her outside. Looking over her shoulder into the room, she picks up a small bag, "Oh look, there was another bag of goldfish right here."
(((AGKH)))
"By Tsunade!" Sakura yells as she runs past Tsunade grabbing the school uniform that was in her hand.
"Good luck Sakura." Tsunade softly yells back with a small wave of her hand. She shakes her head slightly with a chuckle. "Don't let them pick on you to much," She mumbles though knowing Sakura's to far away now to hear the last part.
"Thanks!" Sakura yells as she dashes out of the door in full speed, knocking a few girls down in the process.
"Hey watch it!" One of the girls yells.
Sakura looks back nodding to the girl (and still running). "Sorry!"
/BAM/
Sakura instantly slams into another figure causing her to fall flat on her back. "Ow," she mumbles as she rubs her butt that she mostly fell on. "Hey, watch where you're going next time!" She yells up at whomever she bumped into.
"You're late."
"Huh?" Sakura opens her eyes to find a red haired, heavy black eyeliner, male standing in front of her. He looks down at her in an aggravated way before walking over to a motorcycle (racing model bike), that was his. The motorcycle was fully black with red lining around certain parts and the symbol for 'love' on the right side in a dark crimson color. He turns to her with a glare, signaling for her to move faster.
The two stare at each other for some time before Sakura stands up and looks him straight in the eye. He just glares back down at her with a 'what do you want look'.
"Goldfish?" Sakura offers suddenly as she holds the bag in front of him, surprising him a little.
He shakes his head quickly to rid himself of the surprise, "…I don't have time for this. Get on now or I'll leave without you." With another grumble, he sits himself on the bike. "I can't believe they made me of all people pick you up," he mumbles more to himself than the annoying girl.
As she was told to do so, Sakura jumps on the bike with full energy causing her to fall off on the other side of the bike, dragging him with her onto the ground. Goldfish flying everywhere around them.
"Damn it! I said get on, not jump on!! You nearly scratched my bike!" He growls out as he stands up rapidly, not even caring if she was okay or not.
"Heh Heh, sorry. I've seen to many action movies." Sakura states sheepishly as she scratches the back of her head. Standing up again, she quickly dusts herself off then looks back at him, "My name is Haruno Sakura." She holds out her hand as a gesture to shake it.
He stares at the hand, before closing his eyes and ignoring the simple greeting. "And I don't care." He gets back on his motorcycle. "This time get on, don't jump on idiot."
'Jerk!!' Sakura glares inwardly at him but shakes off his rudeness. 'The sooner I get to the school, the sooner I get away from this meany!' With that Sakura lightly got on, making sure not to scratch the bike nor do anything more to upset Mr. Grumpy.
"Hey do you have another helmet?" She asks trying to look at his face from her position on the bike behind him.
"Like I care whether or not you're safe. My job was to come here and pick you up. If you get hurt in the process, it won't be my damn fault."
"Jackass." Sakura mumbles as she watches him put on his shiny black helmet with the same 'love' symbol in red on the back. He looks back at her with a sly smirk, "Same to you." With that, he caught Sakura off guard, turning her cheeks a little red. 'H-He heard me!?'
The two ride on a dirt path, through what seems like a pleasant countryside. They pass many fields including a large farm, where horses were visible in the open grasslands. Sakura likes the feeling of having the wind blow through her hair. Though, she was used to it when riding in Ino's jeep, this time was different. This time she was going a lot faster than the speed limit, and it was a hot male driving.
With those thoughts, he accelerates even faster causing Sakura to squeeze his waist tighter.
"Coward." He mumbles rolling his eyes.
"Bastard." Sakura murmurs surprising him slightly.
"What did you say?" he looks back at her while still driving, to see if she would dare repeat what she said.
"You heard me Prissy boy!" Sakura gave a big smirk.
He sighs with annoyance as he turns back around, 'Damn, she's messing with my head!' Sakura smiles knowing that she has just won that conversation.
Eventually, the two stop in front of a large school, much larger than her other school. Sakura got off the bike making sure to fix her ruffled black tank top. It had a black silk ribbon that went across the chest. Her long black pants also matched the top, but with ribbons going around both legs. On her feet, she has simple cute black flat shoes with a small bow on the side of each of them. (AN: Just to add in, Sakura isn't gothic. She likes to wear many different styles of clothing.)
She slowly began to repeat the words Tsunade had said to her, 'Brothering School'. She looks back at the male now taking off his helmet, "Hey stranger with goldfish on your head." He shook his making five goldfish fly off, then glares at her. "Why do they call this the Brothering School?"
"Turn around moron." He replies as he gets off his bike.
"Meany!" she sticks her tongue out, then turns around to embrace her new school, "Hello new…WHERE THE HELL AM I!!!?" With those words, Sakura's mouth fell open as she sees male students everywhere.
Some were playing soccer, others were reading books or school forms, and some were just talking and walking with others.
"School Idiot." He walks off into the front gates leaving the still shocked Sakura behind.
Sakura just stands there, still staring at nothing but male silhouettes'. Something was not right; there must be something terribly wrong. 'This must be a dream! All these hot guys in sight and no girls to spoil my fun! No, it can't be a dream, none of them are naked.'
As Sakura continues to think here wonderful thoughts, she is rudely interrupted by a soccer ball hitting her smack dead in the face.
/BAM/
"AHHH!" Sakura dramatically fell to the ground, making Goldfish fly everywhere (again).
"Now you've done it Sasuke!" She hears an approaching voice say.
"It's not his fault Naruto! She was kinda just…standing there." Another voice states with a hint of boredom.
The one called Naruto yells back at him, "Shut-up Shikamaru!"
"You shut-up Naruto, man you're so loud!" Shikamaru yelled back. Sakura could hear all their voices, yet she keeps her eyes closed as she lay on the ground.
"Hey, you okay?" she hears a smooth, new, voice say as she slowly opens her eyes.
"The goldfish…" Sakura softly whispers not noticing anyone around her. She looks down towards the smashed and stepped on cheese snacks.
"What?"
She gasps loudly ignoring the three confused males in front of her. "The Goldfish! Noooo, they're all gone! The one thing holding my survival in this world, the one thing I fought Ino with all my might over…will that and pancakes…hmmm." Sakura crosses her arms and legs as she sits in a thinking position on the ground, concentrating about all the food she had risked her life for over the years.
The three guys scoot back in fear that she might suddenly become crazy, (ahem) crazier. Naruto giving his intelligent friend Shikamaru a questioning look to explain the situation however, the lazy one only shrugs his shoulders as he continues to watch the scene.
"Um…are you okay?" The smooth voice from seconds ago repeats as he puts a hand on her shoulder.
"Hn?" Sakura slowly looks up to find three guys, which seem to have been working out, staring at her.
She notices that the blonde hair one must be Naruto, since he looks like the type that was loud, the brown hair one must be Shikamaru, since he looks like the kind to get annoyed easily, and that the raven-hair one must be Mr. Smooth Voice, being that he was the only one without a name. However, the one thing Sakura notices above all was that none of them had shirts on.
With a big smile, she claps her hands excitedly. "Wow! At least you guys are half naked!" She cheers with delight.
The three of them just stand there in shook, all of them with blank faces and wide mouths.
"Hey, can you guys take your pants off?" The three scoot back even more. "What?" Sakura asks in confusion. "This is only a dream. I mean why would I be going to an all male school? Right?"
"Well, Sasuke…since you hit her and hopefully gave her memory loss heh heh, you can be the one to show her around!" Naruto says loudly as he tugs on Shikamaru's arm to leave with him.
"Yeah, I agree with Naruto. So BYE!" Shikamaru and Naruto ran off dust trailing them.
Sasuke looks around nervously, "H-Hey don't leave me!" He takes a step to run but Sakura grabs his arm.
"Tell me this is a dream." She says with a scary voice and blank dark eyes.
"Um…sorry but, no. This is real…life." Sasuke states nervously, "W-Would you like to go to the office?" He stutters as he points in the direction of the school entrance.
"Yeah!" She cheers happily as she ran towards the school dragging Sasuke on the ground. "We'll go there so I can kill Tsunade!"
"Kill?" Sasuke whispers to himself thinking that he was letting a monster onto the school grounds.
/In the office/
"What do you mean I agreed to come here!" Sakura shouts on the office phone towards Tsunade. "That's Bullshit!" At this point many people, all guys of course, are looking at her strangely. She was standing next to Sasuke who was practically forced to sit in one of the waiting chairs. Sakura had tied him to the chair with his own belt so he is now forced to wait for here.
"Please help me." Sasuke whispers to the crowd of males who are now surrounding them listening to Sakura shout & curse.
"When you said brothering, I thought you were just talking crazy talk! I didn't know it was a male school! You know me, I don't catch on to things that fast! I'm snail slow…not turtle slow…!!" Sakura shouts even louder, oblivious to the crowd of males now laughing.
"Can't I transfer back? Uh-huh, WHAT! Er, hold on."
She turns towards Sasuke with a small frown, "They said that they can't accept anymore." Sakura says disappointedly.
"Why the hell are you telling me!?" Sasuke shouts less afraid.
Sakura turns back towards the phone, "Alright, I'll stay, but you have to keep to your word that I can visit Ino whenever I want! Okay, bye." She hangs the phone up and then turns around noticing the males looking at her. Sakura stares back at them. This lasts for some time.
/2 minutes later/
"Alright guys, shirts off, pants down!" With those words all males, with the exception of the crying tied up Sasuke, disappear from sight. "Awww, no fun." She looks at Sasuke who was now trying to bite his way free. "Hey mister!"
"Mister? My name is Uchiha Sasuke!" He states proudly with a piece of belt in his mouth.
"Alright, Uchiha Sasuke, If I untie you, will you help me?" Sakura asks emphasizing his name in the question.
"Sure, whatever! Just untie me, it's embarrassing!!"
"Hmmm, I could of taken your pants off, since you still don't have a shirt on." Big, wicked smile.
"…just untie me you sick pervert…" Sasuke looks away in shame and with a tint of a red blush.
/Back outside/
Okay since we all know motorcycle boy is Gaara; I'm just going to write Gaara.
Gaara (see I wrote it XP) quickly walks back outside, towards the school gates. He was still annoyed that the schools made him pick up that stupid girl. Ever since Gaara was little, girls loved him; they loved the bad boy type, which made life miserable for him. They would follow him around, act cozy with him (which he didn't enjoy sometimes), and eventually fight over him. This happened for many years to the point where Gaara actually started believing that they liked him, that was until he found out they were only after him to make other girls jealous and to be popular. At that point Gaara became disgusted with all girls, thinking they were nothing but fake. (There's a deeper meaning to his dislike of girls, but for later chapters.)
Anyways, Gaara figured all he would have to do is drive her. If he had put away his motorcycle before, she would probably annoy him more than she already did. Therefore, with all his might telling him not to, he left his bike all alone outside. Now reaching his bike, his feet slowly come to a halt as he notices the bright orange crumbs crushed everywhere against his once shiny clean bike.
'That…That…BITCH…! She got Goldfish crumbs all over my clean bike!' Gaara steams with anger as he starts to twitch. "SHE'LL PAY!" He turns around and glares at everybody surrounding him, causing them to jump with fear.
/In the hall/
"So what room number are you?" The now blue shirt wearing Sasuke asks as he walks down the hall letting his arms rest on the back of his head.
"Not sure. They just gave me this slip of paper but…I can't read the directions. Can you?"
"It just so happens I'm an A-class Direction Reader!" Sasuke states happily.
"Really?"
"Yep!" He takes the paper from her, "Now let's see."
The two stand there, Sasuke staring at the paper.
'Yays!' (Sakura)
'Alright!' (Sasuke with hero gleam)
/5 min./
'Why's this taking so long?' (Sakura)
:Gloom: (Sasuke, of course)
/5 min./
:Annoyed: (Sakura)
:Gloom, Gloom: (Sasuke, insert frown :( (ha ha))
/sigh, yes another 5 min./
Naruto walks past them.
"Hey Naruto! Can you read these instructions!?"
"More like F-class Direction Reader Idiot!"
(end of weird writing scene)
"Alright, Sakura you're in room 104." Naruto informs her as he points in the right direction. "It's up stairs." She nods to him and he smiles, walking off happily with a sighing Shikamaru.
"Thanks Naruto!" Sakura yells now waving goodbye to her new friend, "You're much more help than Mr. I can't read directions even if a monkey wrote them on a stone tablet!"
"Where did you come up with that!?" Sasuke questions loudly before sighing and combing his fingers through hid raven hair to calm him. "Come on, I'll take you there." He grabs Sakura's hand and leads her towards the stairs. A small blush gracing Sakura's cheeks as very weird supportive statements can be heard about the two throughout the hall by fellow students.
"Go Sasuke!"
"Wow, she hasn't been her for a day yet and he's putting the moves on her!"
Sexy whistles are also sounding around them.
"Save some for me buddy!"
"These guys are really friendly." Sakura says with an innocent smile, unaware of what the perverted boys actually mean by their comments.
Sasuke whole frame starts to twitch at the situation, "Like…(twitch)…hell they are."
As the two get to the end of the hall, Sasuke turns around and gives all the guys evil glares with a hint of demonic eyes.
"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU BUNCH OF BASTARDS!"
……Silence in the halls……
Sakura, a little surprised by the statement giggles softly to herself as Sasuke does a soft, 'Ahem' cough, "Thank you." With that, the two walk up the stairs still holding hands.
"S-Sasuke is S-Scary." The frightened Naruto murmurs, who had been blowing the sexy whistles along with the others.
"Hey Naruto." Shikamaru walks up to Naruto, who shakes himself back to normal, "Did you just say Sakura's room number is 104?"
"Huh? Yeah, what about it?"
"That's-"
(((AGKH)))
"Alright Sakura, this is your room." Sasuke opens the dorm room door before both slowly take a step to look in, and to Sakura's happiness, no one was inside the room. "Wow, I guess you don't have a room mate." Sasuke says more to himself with somewhat relief. He didn't trust half the males in this school to be left alone with a girl.
"Awesome! At least Tsunade did something right!" Sakura shouts as she jumps more into the room, only to be struck down onto the bed by another bodily figure.
"Sakura!" Sasuke shouts in surprise as he takes a step closer to her, only to realize who was now on top of her. "N-"
"Wow, look who my new play toy is."
Sakura slowly opens her eyes to find male, white mooneyes looking back down at her. His long black/brown hair was tied back in a low ponytail, while his lips were graced with a perverted smile.
"And a pretty one at that." With those words, their lips met.
Sakura's eyes widen with shock, 'W-Why is he kissing me? Is he from some crazy land, where all you do is walk into some room and you jump on them and kiss them!? And, if he is…I'm sure I would like that land very much! Being that there is hot guys like these there." Sakura lay on the bed completely ignoring the kiss and daydreaming about going to a wonderful land.
Sasuke just sighs with disgust, "Damn Neji, you freakin perv." He pulls Neji off the bed and on to his feet, though Sakura still lies there in the same daydreaming position. "Sakura?"
"I guess she was stunned by the kiss. Maybe she wants another." Neji tries to take a step towards Sakura but Sasuke stops him.
"Not on your life Neji." Sasuke glares at him.
"DAMN IT!" Sakura yells as she stands up. "YOU!" She points at Neji.
"Yes my love?" He replies perversely towards this new entertaining girl.
Sakura walks up to Neji the same way she did Gaara earlier, "What land do you came from?"
"Eh?" The two males both look at each other questioningly in a confused manner.
"What land do you come from!? What land could be so awesome to have guys randomly kiss and hug you and, and no shirts!"
"No shirts?" Neji asks Sasuke.
"Don't ask," he persuades him rubbing his forehead.
"Tell me your wonderfulness!" Sakura does half bows towards Neji as if bowing to a nobleman.
"She called me wonderfulness!" Neji smile towards Sasuke childishly.
"Just say it already Neji." Sasuke tells tiredly. Frankly, this whole day is draining him and all he can think about at this moment was to take a nap.
"Where do you come from!?" She asks again.
"I, your all mighty awesomeness, was born here!"
/Pause/
"…pity…" Sakura sighs with a disappointed face.
"W-What do you mean?" Worried about losing his title Neji asks her.
"Oh…nothing," she sighs softly turning her back on him. "I guess you're not that great."
"Noooo!" Neji (gloom in corner).
"Can this chapter just end already!" Sasuke yells now annoyed.
"Nope. According to the script," Sakura looks at the script for this chapter, "It doesn't end until-"
/BAM/
Suddenly someone slams in side of the room, the door smacking hard against the wall.
"HEY! GOLDFISH GIRL!"
"There we go!" Sakura cheers happily. "Please read and review!" (Looks at readers.)
"Who the Hell are you talking to!?" Sasuke questions/yells at Sakura yet again with demonic type eyes.
Neji, "Gloom, Gloom, Gloom, Gloom, Gloom, Gloom, Gloom…"
There you go! Hope you guys like it. Took me forever to type. Oh yeah, just incase you don't know by now, Sakura loves Goldfish.
Sasuke: Love? She has an obsession with it!
Okay will I'm tired so please read and review.
Sasuke: You already wrote that!
Future Author's Note:
(…I have edited this chapter and intend to do the rest to the other Chapters…I kind of feel that I've lost touch with this story so before I write the next chapter (Chapter 14-part II) I will go through all the chapters and correct and edit them…also I will give updates on any info that any one needs about the story or just any questions about the plot or future of where it may lead to, etc. I also might change some of the text in some chapters, but I will do my best to not change to much of what I've written so it doesn't confuse anyone. The only thing that has been changed in this chapter would be Sakura's stuffed animal at the beginning which is now called Floppy and has a whole history to him, but nothing much to explain about him now…I will say that he will be brought up in future chapters…Especially an odd chapter that evolves a certain plot from another story (…not telling you which one though now XP …mwhahaha…), which trust me you'll love hopefully…:) …so please stay with me and thank you all for having the patience that you've had waiting for me to update and such…I love ya all for it and I know, I'm a pain in the ass X,X … :hugs: 10/25/07 …Bai Bai…)