Judge Misawa
The Cases are real… The People are…. not
This week on Judge Misawa
You have entered the courtroom of Judge Misawa
Police: all rise
The Chazz: make me
-Misawa cackles and presses a button-
-The Chazz gets shocked and rises-
The Chazz: how dare you hurt el chazzo! I'm gonna sue your ass!
Misawa: you can't sue, I am the judge and this is my court... so shut it itch... or feel the pain -presses button and shocks syrus-
Syrus: -turns to dust- -cough-
The Chazz: -fears bastion and goes running out of the courtroom- MOMMMMMYYYYYYY! MOMMY! NO MORE I'LL CLEAN MY ROOM!
-it is then learned that chazz's mom used a shock collar on him when he was a child...-
-Next week: The Chazz sueing his mom for child abuse-
PIZZA!
-commercial break-
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Napoleon: OH THAT'S ME WHERE DO I SIGN UP!
-emo Judai scribbles down the 1-800 number-
Commercial Announcer: call 1800 I WANT TO DIE NOW. I repeat: 1 800 I WANT TO DIE NOW or send a text to ICHIDEATH
Emo Judai: prefect to finish off chumley and syrus…MUAHAHAHAHA
First case: Jaden vs. Emo Judai
Police: all rise again... and chumley stop chewing with your mouth open!
Chumley: nooo
Misawa: -gets up and pull out a shot gun- and well you know the rest
BANG!
Misawa: who else has an objection? -waves gun around-
Police: -zips up body bag- -drags body away- -no one cared-
Bastion: okay jaden you go first
Emo Judai: Why don't you shut the hell up itch
Jaden: well bastion, you see, i was kicking syrus's butt in a duel, and i was all "come on sy, get our game on" and out of nowhere i here someone say: shut the hell up, you are so gay. and i turned around and at first i thought it was that poser Demetri trying to be me but it was a black and white me! I was like wtf buddy? And he had on EYELINER. Well he had my color hair but he was wearing all black and lots of eyeliner, I mean lots and LOTS of eyeliner. I think he stole it from Alexis. Then he told me to STFU so i told him "let's throw down" and he was all " you make me wanna throw up" and it hurt my feelings. I ran all the way to the dorm crying.
Emo Judai: WANKER!
Jaden: see see he is mean!
Emo Judai: can i go now?
Misawa: no you stay where you are! I'm not done with you
-Jury looking like they don't care-
Emo Judai: it was constructive criticism
Jaden: no it wasn't, you were a meanie...meanie meanie
Misawa: i sentence you to one week as chronos's pet
Emo Judai: oh hell no! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
-Light surrounds Emo Judai-
Emo Judai: IM-EM-OH! - Get a power bonus-
The jury: judge you forgot about us?
Misawa: i warned you earlier! -takes out gun and shoots them all-
Emo Judai: gets demon wings and flies away... I will get you jaden and your little syrus too
-Sky Darkens-
Emo Judai: -Demonic voice- lkvnajhd mnveabjkhkj kjnvEhjkh kdngjnkjhefavv njhead
-Syrus's head blows up!-
-Misawa trys to shoot emo jaden...and manages to shoot his wing-
Random kid: look mommy an angel...
Mommy: OMG A FALLEN ANGEL RUN!
Exosist: the power of Christ compels you... oh wait it the teenager again...-to Sheppard- i still get paid...
Emo Judai: -land on the concrete- ow...
Jaden: HAHAHA!
Emo Judai: -Demonic voice-: nvklndakjhfkjnkcnv kvjjka hjh dkvjki nk yhdjkvnweko
Jaden: that doesn't work on me...
Emo Judai: -pulls out a gun and shoots him- ... DIE ITCH!
Emo Jaden: -hell fire surrounds him and he disappears-
Jaden: -clutching kneecaps- ...ow... you will pay... as soon as i can walk
Misawa: okay...that was wierd...
Syrus: hey i am still alive...
Emo Judai: -Demonic voice-: nvcjjaeh mkoej mgoz ie sufel
- Hand emerges from the firey pit of hell and drags syrus down..-
Syrus: NOOO! ZANE HELP ME!
-MEANWHILE-
Zane: -on a date- you wanna see my cyber dragon
Girl: oh yes please
-BACK TO COURT-
Misawa: that was crazy…just get the hell out out here. And bring in the dancing Ojamas
Next week… more randomness
The Chazz VS Mrs. Princeton: Child Abuse
Mindy VS Jasmine: Who loves Chazz more?
FIN