It has to be you.
Authors Note: This is my tag for ripple effect (how cool was that ep!), basically the Martouf thing (Sam nooooo!) usual disclaimer; no infringement on MGM etc yada yada no money received so don't sue! ENJOY!
It has to be you.
"I've got something to tell you about that little incident over the last week." Spoke Sam nervously.
"Yeah?" Came the disembodied voice a little distracted, the sound of papers shifting across a desk.
"Well you know who was here, right?"
"Ah, so is this about that thing with Marty?" his voice rumbled now sounding a little more interested.
"Who… what?" she said confused and a little scared.
"Ah, I have eyes and ears everywhere in that base, I'm not mad Sam, really. Don't worry."
"Are you sure" she said apprehensive then she wondered exactlywhathe was told."What do you know?"
"Well you guys spend a LOT of time together and you kissed." he replied flatly.
"You say that as if it were nothing! It was a kiss! How can you not be mad about your girlfriend kissing another guy!"
"Simply, I want you answer the following questions truthfully." He said self-righteously.
"Okay…" she said confused for a second time.
"Me or him?"
"You." She said instantly getting his point, but all the while knowing that he was going to keep going with this so that in her guilt for her actions she'd end up giving his ego a big boost.
"Me or Pete?"
"You."
"Me or Narim?"
"You!"
"Me or Jonas?"
"YOU! You, you, you, you!" she ended up screaming down the phone drawing attention to herself as a group of scientists passed the quiet lab. "It's always going to be you!"
Sam's was almost gone after knowing that the entire conversation was going to the other persons head.
"Okay, but one more; me or Richard Gere?" he asked still confidant and smug, then knowing her weak spot he added, "Pretty Woman era."
"Oh now that's a tough one!" She said playing with him.
"Sam!"
"Jack," she said with a playful lilt through her voice, "You're right. There is one thing you seem to know a lot more about than I do and that's me. It's always you, even over Richard Gere."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
" So… Was Marty a good kisser?"
Despite not being able to see his face she could tell his eyebrows were wagging up and down with the question.
"No." she said flatly.
"So he was crap then?"
"No."
"So I take it you want me to change the subject?"
"…"
"Okay, how many of us were married?"
"Jack!"
"What? It is kind of a trend when it comes to us andalternate universes!"
"Phone Daniel then if you want to talk about other universes, right now I'm more interested in the Sam and Jack in this universe."
"Funny you should mention that…"
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