Dysfunction Junction

Chapter 1: Happy Birthday

Not much to say, other than this is being written for the 30 Lemons Livejournal Community.

I picked Leon and Cloud, simply because there's not enough fanfiction of those twoout there.

Disclaimer: The boys are the property of Square Enix. I don't own them, wish I did. I just like to play with them.Wait, that sounded wrong...

It felt like it should hurt, that strange invasion. But he doesn't care. All he can think of is the fact that his partner keeps hitting that same spot over and over again. The feel of flesh against flesh, the way he pushes into each thrust. No, it doesn't hurt, but it's starting to fray his self-control.

If there was a such thing as heaven on earth, then Leon was definitely there. The blond beneath him was making the most delicious noises, quiet little gasps and moans. He can't really remember the man's name, nor does he really care. All that matters is the slick, tight heat surrounding him. He moves again, and a strange whimper comes from the other man's throat. Briefly, Leon wonders if he's hurting him, but when he stops, there's an insistent push against him, and the fingers digging into his back will probably leave bruises, but that's okay, since this was probably a one night stand anyway.

Cloud wants to scream when the brunet stops moving. Despite his earlier misgivings, Zack had dragged him to Midgar for a surprise birthday celebration. Cloud's, in fact, since it wasn't everyday that one turned 22. After getting slightly drunk and dizzy (he swore the bartender had slipped something in his drink, too bad they weren't at Tifa's bar, her drinks never tasted strange),he'd ended up at the Honeybee Inn. There'd he'd found Leon, and somehow they'd ended up in bed. Despite the drunken haze, they were responsible adults, and lucky for them, the Inn was well supplied with the neccesary materials. Not that this was a bad thing mind you. Still, it feels good. Almost too good in fact.

He pushes up against Leon insistently, wanting to feel him again. The other man takes the hint, and moves almost completely out, leaving just the head of him inside. Cloud opens his mouth to protest, only to inhale sharply as Leon slams into him, hard and fast, nailing his prostate. Had he been capable of coherent speech, Cloud probably would've made some remark about it being unfair, but as he's not, and it doesn't matter anyway, all he can do is gasp. His partner repeats the action, timing his thrusts with the movement of his hand on Cloud's member.

Three more thrusts is all it takes, and his back arches, his world goes white, and for a moment, he's lost in sensation.

After Cloud recovers enough to move, Leon manages to get them both in the shower, which leads to more fun, resulting in Leon being taken this time around.

At the rate they were going, they were never going to finish getting clean. Especially since Leon knows how to make the other man cling to him, gasping, as long fingers repeatedly stroke his G-spot, causing gasps and moans.

It's getting light outside by the time Cloud leaves the Inn (albeit reluctantly, he was having a rather good time). He's limping slightly, and will probably wake VERY sore later on, but that was fine, it was his birthday after all. Luckily, he didn't have to work today, or he'd never hear the end of it.

He makes his way to Tifa's bar, stumbles through the door, and collaspes on the couch. All things considered, it had been a good birthday.

Bleah. I don't like this chapter, it's short, messy, and not very good. But I needed to get it posted anyway.

Next chapter coming whenever I find time to write it. --;