In Slifer Red
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Author's Note: This is a parody to Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid. I'd like to thank my friend and fellow author Yamachanismyman for inspiring me with her Disney-YGO-parodies.
This is about how it's not so bad to live in Slifer Red.
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(Jaden speaking to Syrus):
"Syrus, listen to me. The upper dorms, they're a mess. Life in Slifer Red is better than anything they got up there!"
The blazers are always brighter in somebody else's dorm
You dream about moving up there, but that'd be to just conform.
Just look at the world around you, right here on the 'roach-filled floor
Such wonderful friends surround you. What more is you looking for?
In Slifer Red
In Slifer Red!
Syrus, it's better down where it's redder, plus comfy beds!
Up in Ra Yellow they just work
Obelisk Blue may have its perks
While we just slacking
Off between napping
In Slifer Red! Ah ha ha ha!
Down here all the students (are) happy, as after dinner we play
The students in Ra ain't happy. They sad 'cause they want gourmet.
But gourmet-less Ra is lucky, 'cause up in Obelisk Blue
They're a bit intimidated
By all the exotic food! (Wuh-oh!)
In Slifer Red!
In Slifer Red!
Nobody fear us, haze us and jeer us, wish we were dead!
We're what Obelisks love to tease
In Slifer Red we rest at ease.
We've got no rules, life is a duel in Slifer Red!
(In Slifer Red!)
In Slifer Red!
(In Slifer Red!)
Since life is sweet here we've got the beat here, still not 'nuff said!
(Still not 'nuff sa-a-aid!)
Even the fat guy and Gerard (A/N: The fat guy being Chumley.)
They get the urge and party hard!
We've got the spirit (A/N: Winged Khuriboh.)
you've got to hear it
In Slifer Red!
The meek play the weak, the sharp students harp
The fat play magic and eat on a tarp
Gerard hated cards and Chum' fills his tum',
The Shadow Realm claims our souls!
(Yeah!)
Some Slifers are played like puppets on strings
The stout rockin' out (A/N: Stout as in short and/or fat. Like Syrus or Chumley.)
Ms. Dorothy she sings
The Prof and his cat, they know where it's at
Do we like Crowler? NO!
YEAH!
IN SLIFER RED!
(IN SLIFER RED!)
IN SLIFER RED!
(IN SLIFER RED!)
When the Khuriboh
Demand we feed 'em
'til they are fed!
What do they got? DR. CROWLER!
We've got Pharaoh and Profess' Banner!
Each little whisker on that cat trickster
In Slifer Red!
Each little bug here snug in a rug here
In Slifer Red!
Each little fool ya know how to duel here
That's why it's swanky in the lowest rank
Ya we in luck here down in the muck here
IN SLIFER RED!
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