IF I WERE SANZO FOR A DAY . . . . . .

Me- hello! Here is the final chapter of this story TT

Maddie- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Pie.

Me- yes, I know, it is sad. But do not be sad for another story has come into our heads and it will be up soon! Yay! You might have to read the first chapter of 'Side of A Bullet' to recognize the Oc's we put in.

Maddie- yesh.

Sanzo- can we move on with the story?

Hakkai- yes, may we?

Me- sure! Here we go with the final chapter of 'If I Were Sanzo For A Day!'!

Chapter 7: Hakkai as sanzo part 2

Sanzo, Gojyo, and Goku walked behind Hakkai carrying very heavy bags full of food for their journey.

"Pick up the pace gentlemen," Hakkai said. "We have four more shops to go to before we can stop for lunch."

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!" Goku shouted. "I NEED FOOD AND LOTS OF IT!"

"I need to smoke," Sanzo said. "This is killing me. . . . . . ."

"Need. . . . . .beer. . . . .need. . . . . . .woman. . . . . .need. . . . . . .sex. . . . . . ." Gojyo said.

"EW! DUDE, WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY TO MUCH INFO! THAT'S JUST DOWNRIGHT NASTY!"

"You'll live," Sanzo said. They continued to walk behind Hakkai until a woman walked up to him. "What the hell?"

"You're a sanzo priest right?" she asked.

"Oh no he is not!" Gojyo thought. "First he takes my beer, then he takes my chances to have sex, and now he is taking my woman! That asshole!"

"Yes," Hakkai said. "Now my slaves and I must be going."

"SLAVES! WHY YOU NO-GOOD-DIRTY-ROTTEN-JACKASS!" Sanzo and Gojyo shouted. Hakkai laughed and continued to head into the town.

"If I could swear I would," Goku said. Gojyo and Sanzo walked angrily behind the happy Hakkai and the upset Goku.

At lunch. . . . . . .

"I'm gonna eat. . .THAT! And. . . .THAT! And. . . . . . .THAT!" Goku shouted as he looked at the menu. Gojyo had his hands over his face because their waiter was a twenty-year-old woman with long black hair, blue eyes, and was thin.

"Are you ready to order?" she asked. Gojyo looked up.

"IT BURNS!" he shouted. "THE PAIN! I LOVE YOU! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Oh, my," she said. "Do you need help, sir?"

"He'll be fine," Sanzo said. She took their orders and walked off. Gojyo placed his hands over his eyes again and tried to calm down.

"Must. . . .stay. . . .calm . . . . ."

"Need. . . .to. . . . smoke. . . . ."

"Need. . . . .to . . . .swear. . . . ."

"Okay, you guys are pathetic," Hakkai said. "This is not as bad as it seems." The woman came back with their food and smiled. She walked up to Gojyo and smiled sweetly.

"Do you have a headache?" she asked. "I'll get you an ice pack if you need one."

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Gojyo shouted. He grabbed the woman's arm and pulled her close. "Please forgive me for this, but. . . ." He kissed her deeply and Hakkai stood from the table with the fan in his hand.

"Gojyo!" he shouted. He hit Gojyo and the woman pushed him away.

"What on earth!" she shouted. She ran back into the kitchen. Hakkai turned.

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE EITHER!" Goku shouted. "ASS, DAMN, FUCK, SHIT, HELL, BITCH, BASTARD, JACKASS, ASSHOLE, FUCKER, DAMMIT!"

"I don't give a damn if you are sanzo," Sanzo said. "I need to smoke now." He took out a cigarette and started to smoke. Hakkai was about to maim Sanzo and Goku with the fan when the woman ran out of the kitchen with her brother who was tall and very strong.

"There he is!" she shouted pointing to Gojyo.

"Uh-oh," Gojyo said.

"YOU ASSHOLE!" shouted the man. Gojyo, Sanzo, Goku, and Hakkai ran out of the bar as the man and his sister chased them.

"THIS IS THE LAST TIME ANY OF YOU BE SANZO FOR A DAY! I WON'T LET YOU GUYS BE SANZO FOR AN HOUR!" Sanzo shouted.

Later that night. . . . . . .

"If is nice to be sanzo again," he said back in his robes.

"You have it rough sanzo, but you get the food, the respect, the babes," Goku said. "You have a pretty cool life."

"It's nice to be me," Hakkai said. He sat at the table and took a sip of his tea.

"I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy to be me," Goku said. "Being you is fun, but not always fun."

"Well, I guess you all learned you lesson and will never ask to be sanzo again," Sanzo said.

"Maybe," Gojyo said. "'cause the babes love a man in sanzo robes."

"You jackass," Sanzo said.

Me- there you have it, the final chapter.

Maddie- (runs away crying)

Me- I think I need a hug.

Hakkai- (gives me a hug)

Me- I feel better. I thank all of our reviewers and hope that you look forward to our upcoming fanfic!

Goku- it'll be fun!

Gojyo- are there hot girls?

Me- yes. . . . .?

Gojyo- YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

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