Queen Luana: Welcome humor-luvers! This is a brand new fanfic I made since I have noticed, there are so many fanfics about 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' that my dear friend SS Jentl and I decided to make ourselves a fanfic as well.

SS Jentl: You've got that right. Please do keep in mind that some shows mentioned in this fanfic are taken frm our point of view, which means, we only know them in Dutch. So forgive us if there are some mistakes in the quotes or titles, but please do be so friendly to point them out for us, okay?

Queen Luana: And we are also aware there might be some OOCness. Try to ignore. Enjoy!

Auron, Riku, Squall & Ansem

Queen Luana and SS Jentl run up enthousiastically onto the stage, which is actually just a little table they have placed in the middle of their living room since there were some financial problems (being cheap, naming one).

"Welcome dear viewers to 'Whose Square is it anyway!' May I mention it's SS Jentl who made up the idiotic title."

"No you mayn't," SS Jentl snaps then continues with a broad smile. "You all know the show! Where the points are as useless as Queen Luana in this fanfic!"

"Hey!"

"That's right, they're that useless."

Queen clears throat, glaring at SS Jentl who happily shakes the notes inside the hat. "Here are our contestants for today," Luana says and aims a flashlight on the couch, where four Square figures are seated. "Cold heart Riku, colder heart Auron, coldest heart Squall and no heart Ansem!" All nod.

"Say Squall, lemme ask you something," SS Jentl says holding hir mic in front of Squall's cool face. "How the hell did Queen Luana get you on this show?" Squall says nothing, only frowns. "I see… denying means yes."

"Hey, did you know Squall actually stands for a storm?" Queen Luana says.

"Well well well," SS Jentl chuckles. "Somebody earns his name around here!" Squall frowns harder.

"But enough chit chat with our folks here!" Queen Luana says smiling. "Let's get ready for a dazzling game of 'Film, TV and Theatre styles'! Can I get a whoop whoop everyone!"

DBZ cast tied to the chairs all sweatdrop and Goku raises his hand, slightly trembling: "Whoopy?"

"No, damn it!" Queen Luana cries and pulls out bazooka. "WHOOP WHOOP!"

Goku screams and gets blown away by bazooka. The entire cast looks horror struck as Queen Luana reloads. They all start applausing and cheering, loud 'whoop whoop's.

Queen Luana smiles satisfied and places the bazooka under the improvised stage. "Okay now… first I'm gonna need some TV shows or genres… ANY SUGGESTIONS?"

"Dora the explorer!" "War drama!" "E.R!" "Comedy!"

Queen Luana smiles. "Thank you." DBZ cast sighes in relief.

"Okay, you guys know how it works!" SS Jentl says. "You start playing the little scene and when I honk, you have to switch the genre. Okay, your situation is: you're lost in the rain forrest and you encounter a tiger. Ansem, you get to sit this one out."

Ansem merely nods.

Riku, Auron and Squall pretend to walk through the rain forrest. Riku is obviously confused with the map. "Riku, just admit we're lost," Squall sighes.

"No, I just enjoy turning maps round and round!" Riku snaps and suddenly they all gasp.

"A tiger!" Auron cries. "We need to think of something, fast!"

Queen Luana drives up her father's car and honks. "Dora the explorer!"

Squall turns to the audience. "Maybe there's something in my backpack that could help us defeat the tiger. And we need your help. First, say backpack!"

Riku jumps up and down excitedly. "Say backpack! Say backpack!"

The Queen honks again. "War drama!"

Auron pulls out something from Squall's imaginairy backpack. "This bazooka will do the trick!" he cries and kneels down.

"Don't be an idiot, Auron!" Squall shouts into his ear. "Retreat!"

"I just want to defend my country, sir!" Auron cries.

"Retreat, private, and that's an order!"

Riku slaps him on the back. "Come on man, you couldn't possibly take care of that tiger all by yourself with just an all-destructing bazooka at hand!"

"Sorry, but I have to do it!" Auron says and fires.

"E.R!"

Riku falls down onto the ground and Auron and Squall lean over. Squall pulls on his gloves, "Okay, what do we have here?"

"Soldier, doctor. Forgot to step away from behind the bazooka when it fired," Auron explains. "Sad…"

"He already lost much blood, we have to act quickly!" Squall says and starts doing lots of doctor stuff. "Reminds me of it, my wife asked if you could come over for dinner tonight. She's going to prepare her famous stew!"

"Sounds lovely!" Auron says. "Oh… but I think you just lost your patient."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"No I…" Squall notices the horizontal line on the screen and Auron makes a long 'beep'. "Oh, yeah I guess I did. Eh, no big deal. Happens all the time around here."

"Comedy!"

"Hey, no harm done," Riku says. "You know, dying isn't too bad. But you're so stiff from it afterwards…" All start laughing uncontrolably for five more minutes until SS Jentl finally buzzes.

"Sorry it took so long," SS Jentl apologises. "I wanted to buzz earlier but, it's Luana's task actually and… she was uh… distracted for a moment. Yeah, that'll do."

Queen Luana runs on stage smiling happily, hair ruffles and blouse half-open. "Sorry. Krillin and I hadn't spoken for a while."

"No kidding."

"We'll be right back after the intermission."

Queen Luana: That turned out pretty good.

SS Jentl: Yeah, we played the little sketch with some friends. I'm still laughing. (giggles)

Queen Luana: There will be more coming very soon and don't mind the DBZ cast being put in as the audience. If you want to be in the audience, sign a review and will send you a ticked before 2015.

SS Jentl: And remember, if America can break promises for a better world… so can we!