AN
(possibly important): I have given Roger a (blood) relationship
with another cannon character. I know, I know, they're not related
in the show, but here, they are. Oh, and I embellished the one
voicemail Roger's mom leaves in the show. Furthermore, I'm not
quite sure how long a voice mail message can last, so if these are
too long… call it artistic license.
Quote
at bottom.
Disclaimer: RENT belongs to the late, great Jonathon Larson.
SPEAK
By goddess of darkness3
'This is Roger. If you're related to me, fuck off. If you're interested in trying out for the band, leave your name and number.'
"Roger, this is your mother, and I am absolutely appalled at your language, young man. Now, I know you don't want to talk to me. You made that quite clear when you walked out, but please, honey, listen to me. I know you don't think your father and I should get back together, but sweetheart, he's changed. You've got to trust me on this. Your father has changed for the better. Please, sweetie, come home. I miss you. Daddy misses you. Ally misses you. New York City is no place for a seventeen year old. I've gotta go, talk to you later, honey."
'Hi,
you've reached Roger Davis and Mark Cohen. We're not able to come to
the phone-'
'Mark,
what the hell do you think you're doing?'
'What
do you-?'
'Not
only do you give out our last names, but you sound like someone's
mom.'
'Fine,
I'll change it.'
'Later.
I've got a gig. Let's go.'
'But-'
'Come
on!'
"Roger
Davis? Roger Davis! I cannot believe that you would
change your name! I'm sure your Uncle Jerry is thrilled that you've
taken on his surname, but still... You were born a Grey, and you will
die a Grey! Nothing can ever change that. Not even the mindless
rebellion of a nineteen year old wanna-be guitarist.
"...listen,honey,
I'm sorry to rant, but sweetie, I miss you. Please, come
home. I know I always ask this, but honey, I'm your mom. I'm going to
ask until you say yes, that's what I do. I worry. But it's not just
me who misses you. Daddy really-"
'Hi,
you've reached Roger Davis and Mark Cohen. We're not able to come to
the phone-'
'Mark,
what the hell do you think you're doing?'
'What
do you-?'
'Not
only do you give out our last names, but you sound like someone's
mom.'
'Fine
I'll change it.'
'Later.
I've got a gig. Let's go.'
'But-'
'Come
on!'
"Sorry,
sweetie, the machine cut me off. As I was saying, Daddy really wants
you to come back home. He's sorry for what he said. You know how his
temper can be, you inherited it. And Ally needs her big brother.
She'll be going off to Harvard in two months. Come spend time with
her while she's still got some free time. Please...
"Oh,
and I'm glad you found a roommate. Living in the city is dangerous,
even more so if you're living alone, and he sounds like a nice, polite
guy.
You could learn something from him... But, still, no matter how nice he
is,
he can't replace family. I hope you'll come."
'This
is Collins, Mark, and Roger. Leave a message-'
'And
don't miss Maureen Johnson's performance Friday on the 11th street
lot-'
'Mark,
stop plugging your wanna-be girlfriend's show on our machine.'
'No!'
'Yes!'
'Hi,
this is Collins. Roger and Mark are temporarily indisposed, and, if
you're hearing this, so am I. Please leave your name and number if
you want even the faintest hope of being called back.'
"Roger,
honey, it's Mom. Happy 21st birthday, sweetie! I wish you'd let us
celebrate with you. We miss you, honey. This is a special occasion.
You only turn 21 once. Once again, while I'm glad you have friends,
you need to be with your family...
"Your
father and Ally say hello. She's decided to go into the real estate
business with him since you protested so strongly. She's really got a
knack for it, though. As I'm sure you know, her birthday is next
month, and I know she'd really love it if you came home to celebrate.
Please, sweetie."
'Collins,
Roger, and Mark's place.'
'And
Maureen.'
'You
don't live here.'
'I
spend enough time here, I should be included on your answering
machine.'
'I'm
not the one who lets you hang out here.'
'Fuck
you.'
'No,
I think that's Mark's job.'
'Pookie!
Roger's being mean.'
'It's
just fact-'
'Pookie!'
'Roger!'
'What?'
"Roger
Grey! How dare you talk to someone like that! Such language! And to a
woman, no less! I am ashamed of you! Just because you refuse to spend
time with your family, have changed your name, and won't return my
calls doesn't mean you can act like a heathen. You apologize to that
young lady right now!
"...
and Roger, honey, I know you're still mad at me for what happened
with Daddy. I know you refuse to believe it's not his fault. I know
you don't-"
'Collins,
Roger, and Mark's place.'
'And
Maureen.'
'You
don't live here.'
'I
spend enough time here, I should be included on your answering
machine.'
'I'm
not the one who lets you hang out here.'
'Fuck
you.'
'No,
I think that's Mark's job.'
'Pookie!
Roger's being mean.'
'It's
just fact-'
'Pookie!'
'Roger!'
'What?'
"Sorry, sweetie, the machine cut me off again... really, you have got to watch your language... Anyway, I know you don't think I should have stayed separated from your father, but, Roger, honey, it's been six years. You've got to let it go. You'll understand when you fall in love... anyway, while I know you're still mad, I'd really appreciate some contact from you. A phone call, a post card, anything would be better than the lack of information we've been getting. I hope to hear from you soon."
'Roger,
Mark, Collins, Benny, and Maureen-'
'Who
is performing tonight at the 11th street lot to protest-'
'Nobody
cares.'
'I
care.'
'You
are nobody.'
'Pookie!'
'Roger!'
'Mark!'
'Guys, we
can't have a message this informal. What if my girlfriend calls?'
'You
mean your imaginary girlfriend?'
'She's
not imaginary!'
'Like
anyone would date you.'
'Roger,
just because you can't get a girlf-'
"Roger,
honey, it's me. And I think your friend is right, you do need a
better message. This one is just terrible. Oh, and speaking of
girlfriends, or boyfriends, actually, Ally's met a wonderful boy
named Benjamin. He's a business student. He and Ally met at a seminar
at NYU she went to with one of her friends. You really have to meet
him! Why don't you come down next week and we can all have dinner...
"Oh,
and thank you for the post card, sweetie. It's nice to know you're
doing well. Daddy, Ally, and I send our love."
'You've
reached Mark, Collins, Roger, and Maureen. If you're looking for
Benny-'
'The
bastard.'
'Roger!'
'Mark,
he's a bastard. He ran off with the preppy daughter of a rich son of
a bitch. He deserted us.
'Roger,
he's paid our rent-'
He's
still a bastard.'
'...anyway,
Benny's new number is 236-698-4733-'
'Or,
1-800-I'm a bastard.'
'Roger!'
'What?'
'Hurry
up, Pookie, we're gonna miss my-'
"Roger, that's no way to speak about another person, even if you don't like them. Which reminds me... Why did your postcard say you wouldn't come meet Benjamin because you already knew he was... well... well... well, you know what you wrote. How dare you make judgments about a person without getting to know them first? Benjamin is a very nice young man. Very goal oriented. You could stand to learn something from him. After all, he's not the one who still doesn't have a steady job at the age of 24. And no, your band doesn't count. You-"
'You've
reached Mark, Collins, Roger, and Maureen. If you're looking for
Benny-'
'The
bastard.'
'Roger!'
'Mark,
he's a bastard. He ran off with the preppy daughter of a rich son of
a bitch. He deserted us.
'Roger,
he's paid our rent-'
He's
still a bastard.'
'...anyway,
Benny's new number is 236-698-4733-'
'Or,
1-800-I'm a bastard.'
'Roger!'
'What?'
'Hurry
up, Pookie, we're gonna miss my-'
"...The machine cut me off again, sweetie. Sorry. And I'm sorry to fuss at you so much. I just worry, you know that. But Roger, honey, please give Benjamin another chance. It would really mean a lot to Ally if you two got to know each other. Even your father likes Benjamin, and you know how hard he is to please. So honey, please, take care of yourself, work on being a little nicer to your friends, and, for God's sake, please come and visit us. We miss you.
'This
is Maureen-'
'Mo,
what are you doing?'
'Nothing
Pookie, just recording my voice for future generations.'
'Mo,
how wasted are you?'
'Very.
But stop interrupting me. Anyway, I'm here right now, and so is
Marky, and Roger and April, who are working on becoming one very high
person right now...'
'Maureen...'
'Shhh.
Collins is at MIT, and Benny sold out, and...
'And
I think I'm gonna be sick-'
'Maureen!'
"Roger what exactly did she mean by 'trying to become one very
high person'! Are you on drugs! Young man, I thought I raised
you better than that! Even if you do have a girlfriend, and I hope to
God that she's your girlfriend, and not just a cheap screw, that is
no excuse to act like a hoodlum!
"...sorry
about that, sweetie. My temper got the best of me. You know I
wouldn't usually use such language, but after hearing that... and why
do you have a drunken woman in your apartment anyw-"
'This
is Maureen-'
'Mo,
what are you doing?'
'Nothing
Pookie, just recording my voice for future generations.'
'Mo,
how wasted are you?'
'Very.
But stop interrupting me. Anyway, I'm here right now, and so is
Marky, and Roger and April, who are working on becoming one very high
person right now...'
'Maureen...'
'Shhh.
Collins is at MIT, and Benny sold out, and...
'And
I think I'm gonna be sick-'
'Maureen!'
"...honey, I
really wish you had a different message on your machine. After
hearing that again, it's taking most of my resolve not to call your
father and make him drag you back here...
"Listen,
sweetie, the reason I called is that Ally's wedding is in two weeks
and you haven't RSVPed to the invitation or my messages. Please,
honey, I know it would mean so much to Ally if you came... We miss
you, sweetie."
'This
is Mark. I... I don't have time to come up with one of these...
listen, just leave a message if you wanna.'
"Roger,
honey, I'm getting worried... I haven't heard from you in three
months... Where are you? Roger!
"...and
Mark, sweetie, I know you don't know me, but please, if you know
where Roger is, or why he won't call me, tell me please... I need to
know what's happening to my baby..."
'This
is Roger. Mark's out... and I don't know why I'm doing this... he
asked me to, and it's not like I have anything better to do... it's
not like I have any sort of career anymore...
'Fuck...
I don't want to do this... just speak when the fucking thing
beeps, okay?'
"...It's
good to hear from you again, sweetie, though you need to watch your
language. I've been so worried. Please, thank your friend Mark for
calling me. It's thanks to him that I didn't call the police and make
this a huge deal... wouldn't you have felt like a fool if all of New
York state had been looking for you all because you refused to call
your mother?
'Oh!
Benjamin, you remember, Ally's husband, is going to be in New York
for the next two weeks. You should stop by his hotel. The num-"
'This
is Roger. Mark's out... and I don't know why I'm doing this... he
asked me to, and it's not like I have anything better to do... it's
not like I have any sort of career anymore...
'Fuck...
I don't want to do this... just speak when the fucking thing
beeps, okay?'
"Gosh,
I've really got to work on making these messages shorter... or
course, if you called me, we could have these conversations in
person... anyway, Benjamin's number is 236-693-4669. Ally would be so
happy if you two got to know each other. Well, I've got to go, honey,
your father is having a banquet that I have to go to. Call me, sweetie.
"...Oh,
and change your message. This one won't do."
'This is Mark and Roger. Speak at the tone.'
"Roger,
honey, you really need to change this message, it's rather abrupt.
People might think you're rude... Anyway, sweetie, thank you so much
for the postcard. You have no idea how much I appreciate hearing from
you. Please, keep sending them... or, of course, you actually could
call me, honey...
"Oh,
and what happened to all your other friends? Have they finally
stopped accosting your answering machine, or did they move out? I
hope your still friends. You always were such an anti-social child.
I'd hoped living in New York had at least changed that... Ah well, I
guess I'm just worrying too much. You know me. I'll call you again
later. Bye h-"
'SPEAK'
"...I
suppose I shouldn't have complained about the abruptness of your last
message. This one's even worse! What is it about New York that
automatically makes people ruder?
"...Anyway,
Happy Thanksgiving, honey. I'd hoped to catch you at home, but... oh
well. I just want you to know that we miss you sweetie. Ally,
Benjamin, and Daddy are here and they all miss you terribly. I hope
you're well, and that you and your friends - thank you for the
postcard with the picture of your little group. It's so nice to
know that you've got people to take care of you. Anyway, I hope you
and your friends have a Happy Thanksgiving. We love you and miss you,
sweetie."
'SPEAK'
"...what did I say about changing this message? Oh, never mind... I wanted to call, first, to say Merry Christmas, and second, to tell you that Daddy and Benjamin will be in New York City this week, and Daddy said he was going to look you up. I really hope you can all get together and get to know each other. It's been forever since you saw your father, and you've never met Benjamin, though you seem to have already formed an opinion about him. Your present is in the mail. I hope you like it. I picked it out myself. Well, as the song says, Feliz Navidad, sweetie. Bye."
'SPEAK'
"Roger
Alexander Grey, I am appalled at you! Your father says that he saw
you at a local cafe, and not only did you insult Benjamin, but you
did some very uncouth things with your friends on that table! And you
didn't even speak to your father! How dare you! Furthermore, I heard
Benjamin talking, and he said you even insulted Ally, that you
wouldn't even refer to her by name. You called her Muffy. Muffy!
Your sister's name is Alison, and, by God, you will call her that. I
can't believe the disrespect you have shown us. We are your family,
Roger, and you can never deny that, no matter what you've changed
your name to. If you insult us, you're insulting yourself.
"I'll
call back later. I'm too disappointed in you to continue this right
now."
'SPEAK'
"Roger,
honey, what happened to your phones? I wasn't able to reach you on
New Year's Eve... I wanted to apoligize for yelling at you, honey. I
still think that you were being horribly imature, but I shouldn't have
yelled.I'm sorry...
"Oh! What's this I hear from Ally about Benjamin
having to kick you out of your building because you weren't paying
your rent? I thought I'd raised you to be more responsible than that!
...well, I guess if you're getting this, then you obviously figured
out someway to pay Benjamin. Good for you, sweetie
"And your father and I will be on a cruise from January 31st to February
12th, so we won't be available. Don't hesitate to write us, or call
Ally, though. I alwasy apreciate hearing from you. I'll call you later. Bye honey!"
'SPEAK'
"Roger, this is your mother, and, honey, I just don't get these postcards... 'Moving to Santa Fe', 'Back in New York, starting a Rock Band'? Roger, sweetie, where are you? I'm grateful for the post cards, but they tell me absolutely nothing about your life. What's going on? This is almost as bad as last year when I wasn't even sure you were alive. Please, honey, call me. I need to speak to you. Daddy wants to hear from you too. And Ally really needs to talk to her older brother. Roger, she thinks Benjamin might be cheating on her. She doesn't know what to do. Please, sweetie, call us."
'SPEAK'
"Merry
Christmas, sweetie. I hope yours is happy. Ally and Benjamin are
here, but they're in the middle of a huge fight. It turns out he
was cheating on her… I guess you were right about him… I know it
would really mean a lot to her if you would call and talk to her. Just talking to you would make her feel better, I'm sure…
"Once again, your gift is in the mail. It should get there today or
tomorrow. I hope you like it. I'm not quite sure what your 'style'
nowadays is. Ally said it should look good on you though. Anyway,
Merry Christmas, honey, we love you. Call us."
'Hi, you've reached Harold and Carol Grey. We're not able to answer the phone right now, so please leave a detailed message with your name, reason for calling, and number we can reach you at. Thank you.'
"Hi, Mom, it's Roger…"
Please review and tell me what you think!
AN (probably don't have to read this): Incase it escaped anyone's grasp; I made Roger Alison's brother. He changed his last name to Davis. And the last conversation is Roger calling his mom instead of his mom calling him.
Quote: "Silences have a climax, when you have got to speak." – Elizabeth Bowen