A/N Hey guys Shelb here with a really great first chapter. Well enjoy! Please R&R!

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Accidental Banishment

Chapter 1: What the… Where happened?

It was a chilly windy evening, and Professor McGonagall was throwing a 'Welcome back for the last time' party at her house for all the 7th years at Hogwarts everyone was there- even Ginny (She got special permission to come) except Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were still yet to show up.

"I wonder what's keeping her?" Ginny asked Harry and Ron.

"I don't know there must be traffic of something," Ron answered.

"Well she may have decided not to come" Harry added while taking a sip of punch. Ron shivered at the thought of that, as you may know he does have a crush on her.

" Who cares if Mudblood shows up" interrupted Pansy Parkington followed by Blaise Zabini, "Draco's not here yet."

"That's good," Said Ron.

"For you Weasel!" Returned Blaise. And before a fight started there was a loud knock on the door, McGonagall answered it and there stood Draco and Hermione covered in brown stuff, which also had an unpleasant odor. The entire party was quiet.

"Bloody hell what happened to you two?" asked a very confused Ron.

"Draco what happened to your sense of style?" asked Pansy, "taking after Mudblood are you?"

"No what happened was an accident." Said Draco.

"Yes," agreed Hermione putting down her broom, Draco did so as well. " You see I was flying on my broom along the railroad when Ferret showed up, and after awhile the Hogwarts express zoomed by knocking us completely off course, we landed in a… in a…"

"Sewer!" finished Draco, "With lot's of manure in it."

"Ewe! Yuck!" said the entire party.

"I know a spell that will clean you guys up!" said Ron trying to save the day and you know how Ron is with spells and so before they could stop him, he said "Banishius desero islanra! " And Hermione and Draco disappeared!

A/N: How did you guys like that? Please R&R and check out my other story, My Tutor is My Crush! It is a funny romantic fanfic about Ron and Hermione. I'm trying to see which story gets the most good reviews so R&R! (I will update when I get about 5 reviews or more!)