A/n: Okay, you know Star Wars Episode 4 right? Meet James' version. The version comes in Chapter 2. This is a Prologue basically. I'm just to lazy to call it Prologue and get confused. Review please!
Chapter One
James: Star Wars?
Sirius: Sounds Lame!
Remus: It may sound lame, but trust me their is a good story...
Sirius/James: BORING!
Remus: There's good effects.
Sirius/James: BORING!
Remus: Hot girls...
Sirius/James: AWESOME!
Remus: Explosions...?
Sirius/James: PUT IT IN ALREADY!
---After the movie---
Sirius: What! It ends like that?Dark Vacumm ain't dead!
Remus: That's Darth Vador smart one, and there's like...seven of these movies.
James: Then why the bludger did we watch Episode IV?
Remus: 'Cause that's were the series begins Prongs.
Sirius/James: Nu-uh
Remus: yeah huh!
Sirius/James: Nu-uh
Remus: yeah huh!
Sirius/James: Nu-uh
Remus: yeah huh!
Sirius/James: Nu-uh
Remus: yeah huh!
Sirius/James: Nu-uh
Remus: yeah huh!
Sirius/James: Nu-uh
Remus: yeah huh!
Sirius/James: Yeah huh!
Remus: Good, I see you agree, anyone thirsty?
Sirius: Parched!
James: You don't sound parched...
Sirius:...How do you sound parched?
James/gets hoarse/ I have traveled across the Sahara desert feeding off of Cuctuses!
Remus: Cacti.
James: What?
Remus: The correct plural form of 'Cactus' is Cacti
Sirius: So what? Let's go get some butterbear already.
James: That movie was so wrong! It wouldn't have gone like that!
Remus:What do you mean?
James: Okay, then, we'll show you right Siri?
Sirius: Yeah, but please some Butterbeer!
James: We'll gather together our own cast!
Sirius: And a years supply of Butterbeer!
Remus: Bet Dumbledore wouldn't even watch it.
James: Oh yeah? Not only will I get Dumbledore to watch it, he'll be in it!
Remus: Deal!
Sirius: Butter...beer...
James: If I win you have to tell the whole entire school that...-whispers to Remus-
Remus: Fine! If I win you have to tell the whole school that you saw the whole quidditch team girls naked got it?
James: Fine!
Sirius: Butter...Beer...Won't...Survive...much...longer...
James: I'll sleep on that and come up with a perfect plan that will knock Alby's socks off.
---All go to bed Except Sirius-
Sirius: But What about Butterbeer? Prongs! Moony!