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On occasion, Winchesters do happen to partake in "normal" activities. This was one such occasion. Dean and Sam took a break from the supernatural world, and spent an evening at a movie theatre, watching Shrek.
Now the movie was over, and the brothers stepped out of the theatre onto the brightly lit street, and made their way towards the flashing neon sign that marked a diner.
As they walked, Sam noticed a strangely pensive look on Dean's face.
The boys reached the diner and sat at the counter. Sam couldn't hold back any longer.
"You seem to be thinking hard, Dean. Your head hurt?"
Dean blinked and looked up. "Sam, I've had a revelation. I – am an onion!"
"What? Dean–" Sam began.
"Shh. Hear me out. I am an onion because I wear layers," he tugged at the front of his jacket.
Sam shook his head and chuckled. "You completely missed the whole point of the movie, didn't you?"
"Hush, Sam," Dean said. "Pay attention. I am also like an onion, because like that ogre in the movie, I have a trusty sidekick. And if I'm the onion, you know what that makes you?"
"No, Dean. What?"
"An ass!"