Do it like Spock

Teal'c like all Jaffa had the daily ritual of Kelno'reem, the deep meditation of when a Jaffa speaks to the little snake in his gut to make him feel better. Keep in mind human males also perform this kind of ritual except accompany it with porno and a box of tissues.

Since the removal of his little snake Teal'c had found that his daily meditation was no longer sufficient in helping him relax. He sought advice from what is apparently the most logical race in the universe…the Vulcans.

In order to discover a way to regain his meditation needs he consulted the historical documents of Star trek the original series…featuring a young William Shatner in tights…..eww!

Many hours later when it was time for a debriefing with General Landery, Col. Mitchell found his large Jaffa Compatriot in an odd kneeling position with large pointed fake Vulcan ears, a bath robe chanting in Klingon.

Upon viewing this odd sight, Mitchell thought it best to slowly back out of the room and suggest to Dr Lam that she should increase Teal'c's Tretonin doses.