Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, nor do I want to own it!

A/N: This is a oneshot that my friend and I thought up while doing fanfic over the phone. (she lives over 2000 miles away, what was I supposed to do, cut off all contact with her!) Anyway, here it is, so enjoy!

Ash's mysterious disappearance.

It was a fine summer's day when Ash, Misty and Brock were traveling to Pewter City to get to Ash's next gym battle. Brock was tagging behind Misty, when he decided to quicken his pace and run up in front of Ash. Grinning, he wrapped an arm around the confused trainer and startled red-head, hugging them both.

"Brock, what the heck do you think you're doing!" Ash frowned. He was in a hurry to get to the next city, and the obviously insane breeder was slowing him down!

Misty pushed Brock's hand away. "Get your hands off of me!"

Brock merely put his arm back around her shoulder, still sporting that creepy grin. "Don't worry, Misty! Because this is the day I can finally reveal my deepest, darkest secret!"

Misty looks at the boy. "You've turned gay cause you can't get a girl?" she asked.

Brock turns his head, staring at the girl like she was an idiot. "…Don't ruin my moment!" he yells, removing his arm. "Do you know why I never open my eyes?" he asked the both of them.

"Because your eyelids are transparent?" Misty asked again, proving Brock's theory that she was indeed, an idiot.

"NO!" Brock yelled once again. "That's just stupid."

Ash decided to give it a shot. "Because you looked at Misty and went blind?" he asked.

Brock suddenly snaps, turning to Ash and screaming at him. "Misty is beautiful, unlike you!"

Misty throws her bike at Ash. "You insensitive jerk!"

The bike hits pikachu, knocking it off of Ash's shoulder. Ash turns to his fallen friend. "Pikachu!" he screams, frantic. "Misty! You killed pikachu!"

"Darn. He owed me another bike for breaking my second one." Misty frowned.

"You threw it at him!" Ash cried, tears streaming down his face.

"No, I threw it at you." Misty said.

"Getting back to the matter at hand…" Brock spoke up.

"Shut up! No one wants to listen to you right now!" Misty yelled at the breeder.

Brock stood there, choosing to sulk, and walk away. (the wrong way)

Ash merely frowns. "Come on! We have to get to Pewter City for my next gym battle!" he complains.

Brock turns, and his eyes open to reveal two black holes. "Your gym battle can wait!" he yells. "Wind tunnel!" The suction from his eyes pulls Ash in. Satisfied, Brock once again closes his eyes.

Misty stands there, in shock. "……."

"Shall we go?" Brock asks, walking past her like nothing ever happened.

A/N: Ok, so Ash's disappearance wasn't exactly mysterious! But who would've guessed that Brock had a wind tunnel like Miroku does? Oh yeah, I did! It's crazy, I know. Anyway, review please!