The Adventures of Bob and Dexstrang.

(This is a spoof of Jak and Daxter. This is one of my actual comics in the Bob and Dexstrang series I am writing)

Chapter 1: A Hero is born...Stupid

A long time ago...in a galaxy, far, far away...

"Star Wars"

Episode 1: The Phantom Mena- wack

We apologize for the use of copyright infringement. The story writer, Brett, has been sacked. We assure you that this problem won't happen again.

Our story begins in the big city of "Big Skyscrapers Everywhere City".

On a lonely, drug dealing, hooker filled, dumb-ass inhabited street, a lonely elf looking 17 year old person that was carrying a dog on his shoulder was listening to "Hello Kitty" on his MP3 player.

"Bob, how can you listen to that crap," Dexstrang asked.

Now let's begin with Dexstrang's background. He used to be a little puppy in a thrift store just waiting to be bought. One day Bob came to the store looking for an intelligent thing to help him answer 0+0. He came upon Dexstrang. Dexstrang had an I.Q. of 10,000. But about a day after Bob bought him, Dexstrang was hit in the head with a piece of grass and his I.Q. dropped so low that it would make a mentally retarted person seem like Einstein.

Bob's background is...well... let's say it's rated R material

Back in the city

Bob was shocked, " Well Dexstrang, this happens to be the music of my idol Hello Kitty. So you can bite my elfish ears."

"Damn! That hurt!"

Dexstrang did exactly what Bob had said.

Bob and Dexstrang walked through the city for hours.

"Wait," began Dexstrang, " this doesn't seem right.

Pardon us. The actor for Dexstrang for his next couple lines will be Michael Jackson.

"What is it," asked Bob.

M.J. started dancing gay-like.

"Thriller!"

Bob shook his head

"Moron."

WHACK!

Everything went black.

Many hours later. Even many hours later. So many hours later that the writer fell asleep.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..

BAM!

We have just woken up the writer by... you don't wanna know how.

Bob woke up. He was chained on a metal bed.

Another elf dude was skipping like a girl in front of him.

He stopped.

"Alright, Bob, you're awake. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Baron Fagget. Creatures called the Plastic Heads are invading the city and we need a super hero like dude to help us kick their buttocks'." he said

Fagget pulled out a microphone.

"And you have been chosen to be that dude, dude."

Bob cursed him out.

Everything Fagget heard was bleeped.

"Commence Dark Transformation."

Black and Blue lightning hit Bob.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" he screamed.

Dexstrang was laughing at him.

"Boy this writer sucks. He's causing you pain, Bob." he said

Then everything stopped.

"Dexstrang maybe you shouldn't say anything about the writer," Bob said.

"What is he gonna do, replace me?"

Dexstrang was instantly replaced with Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

"Hehehehehehehe," laughed Peter, " Stupid cat."

Dexstrang stared around. He looked at Meg

"Ahhhhhhhh! It's Osama Bin Laden

He ran.

"Uh be uh be, that's all folks," said Porky Pig

To be continued...

Chapter 2 will come very soon. By Sunday