Well I've decided. Since Narcrissa is not in this story the Mage will just be the Mage. Start the fic.
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Rodger folded his wings as he started to walk into a cave. Oscar was to keep in touch with him telekinetically.
"Oscar, can you hear me?"
"Read you loud and clear Rodger, what's up?"
"Exactly how far is this cave supposed to go?"
"Just keep walking. You'll find it eventually."
"Stupid bookworm!"
"I heard that!"
Rodger continued to walk down the tunnel until he came upon a very large…well he wasn't sure what it was.
The figure standing in front of him was as green as Blunk with a club over his shoulder. He easily dwarfed Rodger as he glared at him.
"What are you?" asked Rodger.
"I'm an ogre! What're you supposed to be? A freak?"
The ogre lightly pushed him with his club.
"I'm a… fallen angel! Yeah that's it!"
"God I feel like I need to take a shower!"
"Don't worry, you'll get one when this whole mess is over with."
"Did Yuk send ya?" asked the ogre.
"Um yeah. So you going to let me in or what?"
The ogre grudgingly stepped aside and let Rodger passed.
Rodger walked past him and let out a breath of relief.
"That was a close one."
"I'll say, you almost blew your cover."
"Shut up Oscar."
Rodger entered the center of the cave where the room was filled with goblins, trolls, demons, mordrids, and even a few passlings.
"HOLY!"
"What is it Rodger?"
"The creatures in this cave…I used to think that over half of these guys were just make believe!"
"This coming from a guy with wings on his back."
"Hey! I'm supposed to be the sarcastic one here!"
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Meanwhile outside the entrance…
Irma was biting her lower lip and pacing behind Oscar who was in Warrior form. The Guardians weren't in their Guardian form because they only did so when needed. If something were to go wrong then they would transform.
"How is he?" asked Irma.
"So far so good." Said Oscar.
"You sure they're not suspicious of him?" asked Irma.
Oscar gave her a smirk.
"You're worried about him aren't you?" asked Oscar.
"No! I am not! Shut up!" said Irma.
Irma stormed off and wondered over to where Adam was still trying to snap Lance back to his senses.
"Come on! Come back to Earth already!" said Adam.
Lance merely continued to smile.
"What's wrong with you?" asked Adam.
"Have you tried splashing him with a bucket of water?" asked Irma.
"Yep, the only thing it did to him was get him wet." Said Adam.
Haylin giggled for a minute causing Adam to raise an eyebrow at her.
"What's so funny?" asked Adam.
A small blush came across Haylin's face.
"Oh nothing." Said Haylin.
Adam's eyes widened as if finally realizing something.
"This is YOUR fault isn't it? You're the one who did this! You turned my brother into a zombie!"
Across from where Adam was accusing a blushing Haylin, Caleb unraveled the cast on his arm to reveal the tattoo mark.
"It's even worse than it was before! It looks like it'll come off your arm and straight at me!" said Cornelia.
"Try not to worry about it." Said Caleb.
"But Caleb…"
"I've got this thing under control. There's no need to worry." Said Caleb.
"But…"
Cornelia's worries were put to rest as she felt his lips against hers. (A/N: blah blah mushy stuff.)
Cornelia smirked. "Well that put my mind at ease."
She suddenly felt a tug on her shirt. She looked down to see Blunk with something in his hand.
"What is it now?" asked Cornelia.
"Mean cranky girl told Blunk to give blonde tramp message." Said Blunk.
Cornelia looked like she had just been slapped.
"Blunk only come to you cause you only blonde girl Blunk know besides Ellyon." Said Blunk.
"Give me that!" said Cornelia.
She snatched it out of Blunk's hands. She opened it and started to read it.
"Caleb this crazy bitch wants to challenge me for the right to be your girlfriend!" said Cornelia.
"Oh no, Sally. Please Cornelia just ignore her. She's nothing but a delusional love crazed woman." Said Caleb.
"Forget it, Caleb! If it's a fight she wants it's a fight she's going to get!" said Cornelia.
Cornelia heard laughing right before she spotted Adam.
"Something funny?" asked Cornelia.
"Yeah, you. She's probably a rebel who's well experienced in fighting, and you, your probably only good at being a Guardian. What do you know about fighting?" asked Adam.
Cornelia opened her mouth but nothing came out.
"And I wouldn't bother asking your boyfriend there for help. I mean don't get me wrong, the guy is a very skilled warrior, he's the only person I know who can beat Victor, but there's too much love between the two of you to go all out during something like training." Said Adam.
"Okay Mr. Einstein, what do you suppose I should do then?" asked Cornelia.
"I don't know. Just saying the whole thing is kind of laughable." Said Adam.
"Hey, why don't you train her Adam? Or should say I say 'Thunder Fist Adam'?" asked a voice.
Oscar, who had suddenly popped out of nowhere, just stood there waiting for an answer.
Adam's jaw dropped for a moment.
"Excuse us for a second." Said Adam.
Adam grabbed Oscar by the wrist and dragged out of ear range of the couple.
"What?" asked Oscar.
"Is there something wrong with you!? I retired remember?!" asked Adam.
"Yeah, because you were bored with how you won your fights so easily."
Cornelia looked back and forth between Adam and Oscar and her boyfriend.
"What do you think they're talking about?" asked Cornelia.
"I think they're talking about someone to train you." Said Caleb.
"Caleb can I ask you something? Is this Sally girl really a good fighter?" asked Cornelia.
"She made a lot of our weapons back in the day…" started Caleb.
Cornelia sighed to herself. "That's what I thought."
Meanwhile Oscar was smiling smugly at Lance and Haylin.
"Lance still has that stupid look on his face!"
"Oh great! I'm about to be killed and he's grinning like an idiot!"
"Wait, what?"
"I've been found out! Now I'm flying for my life towards the cave exit so I suggest you clear a path!"
"EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE WAY!" shouted Oscar.
A black blur shot out of the cave.
"TAKE COVER!" shouted Rodger.
An eruption of evil exploded out of the cave entrance.
When it finally stopped the twelve were surrounded.
"This could be a problem." Said Adam.
"Did you really think you could fool ME!?" asked Yuk.
"You mean US, nimrod!" said Cedric.
"Ah shut up, the both of you!" said Rodger.
Will took out the Heart on Candricar.
"Guardians…"
But before she could finish Yuk spat out some black gunk hitting the Heart.
The girls gave a group "Eeeew!"
"Okay, gross…but now on to business! Guardians Unite!" shouted Will.
However, nothing happened.
"Unite! Unite!" shouted Will.
"Save your breath! That gunk I spat onto your little trinket there blocks your power temporarily! The only real problem with that trick is that I can only do it once a day!" said Yuk.
"Than it looks like it's time for us to step up!" said Victor.
"I'm with ya." Said Caleb.
"Oh please, what could the six of you do against an entire army?" asked Cedric.
The boys were starting to feel a little intimidated by the sheer number of lackeys.
"Uh…"
"Victor catch!" shouted Caleb.
Caleb threw something through the air and into Victor's hand.
"What the…?"
Victor was now holding a small metal square.
"It's a gift from Ellyon! Hold it up and shout 'Armor of Meridian'." Shouted Caleb.
Adam started rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "Ellyon you say?"
Rodger hit him in the back of the head.
"OW! What'd you do that for?" asked Adam.
"Had to bring you back down to Earth, Play Boy!" said Rodger.
"Okay, here goes nothing…Armor of Meridian!" shouted Victor.
A sliver light filled the sky and when it dissipated the Warriors were wearing silver armor. The only thing that wasn't covered in armor was their wings for obvious reasons. Victor smirked as he saw metal stripes covering the Golden Arrow Head which somehow managed to make it look even cooler.
"Now this I can get used to." Said Victor making a fist.
"ATTACK!" shouted Yuk.
(A/N: I DON'T OWN THIS SONG! DON'T SAY I DO! THAT'S WHY I'M PUTTING UP A DISCLAIMER FOR IT! SO DON'T TAKE AWAY MY STORY)
How many people wanna kick some ass?
The Warriors charged into battle swords out.
I used to be a nerd
Oscar blocked an attack by a goblin and countered with a leg swipe.
Grew up in the suburbs
Victor decapitated several demons while wincing. Just because they were willing to kill didn't mean they enjoyed seeing it.
Nothing there ever went wrong
Adam blocked a punch and countered with a roundhouse.
I made it up in this song
An axe bounced off of Rodger's armor giving him an opening.
I talk about the hood
Oscar swung his sword down on a goblin.
I say stuff like it's all good
Adam started to grapple with an ogre.
Tell people I'm down with all the cool kids downtown
Adam grunted while throwing the ogre over his shoulder hitting about twenty demons.
When I've never even been there
Lance dive bombed a troll from up above cutting him in half causing him to wince.
How many people wanna kick some ass?
Caleb, not wanting to miss out on the action, also decided to jump into the fray.
I do I do
Victor used his sword to block a club and countered by cutting off the demon's leg.
And how many people sick of holding it back?
Rodger appeared behind a demon coming up through the shadow.
I am
Goblins charged towards Lance with their clubs drawn.
Well I am too
In a blink of an eye Lance dashed forward with his sword out. When he reached the opposite end the goblins stood frozen. Then they all collapsed to the ground.
So don't lay another finger on her
Caleb caught a blade in between the palms of his hands, he threw him into another demon with a shoulder throw.
She's mine and I still want her
Victor used his eyes and spotted a weak spot in the troll he was fighting and with one swipe of his sword took him down.
If you put your hands upon her
Adam sunk his sword into the ground causing to ground underneath to collapse sending a number of goblins to their doom.
You're a goner goner
Oscar froze a goblin with his mind before bringing down his sword.
And how many people sick of holding it back?
Victor used his eyes and saw that there was a crack in his opponent's blade. It was only a matter of time before he found a way to shatter it.
I am I am
Adam launched a series of jabs at a mordrid.
And how many people wanna kick some ass?
Oscar sent several demons flying with a thought wave.
I would if I could
Victor threw his sword into a mordrid's heart from several miles away.
But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Lance narrowly avoided an axe swing to his head.
Perpatrating like I am the hardest
Rodger winced as his sword was plunged into a goblin killing it.
So spin your cap around to the back
Lance flew through the air taking notice that several winged demons were following him.
"Oh so you think you think you can keep up huh?"
You think you rhyme but you can't rap
Lance flew towards the mountain side with the demons right on his trail.
"Well guess what?"
Loosen that strap a little more
At the last moment Lance flew upwards an inch away from the mountain side. The demons however weren't so lucky as they crashed.
"Adam wasn't exaggerating when he said I was the best flyer."
Till your axe hits the floor
Lance started spinning in mid-air with his sword sort of making him a living buzz saw as he plowed through the enemies.
Flip off your fans
Oscar used his telekinetic powers to drop a giant rock on some goblins.
Make em cheer
Passlings ran in fear of the Warriors.
Try to look sincere
Caleb blocked every blow sent his way by three trolls. At the last second he ducked and did a leg swipe sending them all to the ground.
Anger today's fashion
Rodger let out a war cry as he slew a goblin.
So sing another song about bashing someone's head in
Adam accidentally bashed in a demon's head.
"Whatever works."
How many people wanna kick some ass?
Victor delivered a barrage of counter strikes to his multi-opponents.
I do I do
Caleb did a back flip from an axe swing made by a goblin but managed to counter with a bicycle kick to the chin.
And how many people sick of holding it back?
Adam performed a suplex on a troll.
I am
Oscar was spinning a goblin in mid air above his head using telekinesis.
"This is a lot easier than I thought it would be."
Well I am too
Victor ran his sword through the torso of a troll.
So don't lay another finger on her
Adam caught a punch with one hand and started to tighten his grip on it. With a sickening crack he broke the bones.
She's mine and I still want her
Caleb did a few punch combos knocking out a goblin.
If you put your hands upon her
Rodger had managed to disarm a goblin and smiled at him confidently.
You're a goner goner
Victor cut off a demon's arm.
And how many people sick of holding it back?
Lance did an almost 90 degree lean backwards to avoid a lethal blow.
I am I am
Caleb ducked under a punch to deliver a punishing blow to the gut.
And how many people wanna kick some ass?
Oscar and Adam flew towards an ogre spinning in a spiral delivering a devastating blow to the stomach.
I would if I could
The two fell to the ground more exhausted than they thought they'd be. But they forced themselves up knowing there was no time for rest.
But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Victor every now and then would check on Will with his super vision just to make sure she was okay.
Perpatrating like I am the hardest
Adam delivered a powerful uppercut.
Acting like I'm not the smartest
Rodger punted a passling like a football.
I'm really just a sensitive artist
Caleb did hand stand to avoid a swipe, he caught his opponent's wrist with his legs and sent him flying with a flip.
Awwwww Yeahhhh
Adam landed on two goblins from up above.
So don't lay another finger on her
Rodger appeared in front of Yuk with a cocky smirk on his face.
She's mine and I still want her
"Come on bat girl, show me what you got!" challenged Rodger.
If you put your hands upon her
The two started to perform a swordfight in mid air.
You're a goner goner
Cedric landed in front of Adam with a death glare. He had a score to settle with the young Warrior. He lunged forward, fangs out, until...
CLANK!
Cedric's fangs had failed to penetrate Adam's armor. He waved a finger in front of his face in a 'uh-uh-uh' manor before delivering a punishing blow to the head.
And how many people sick of holding it back?
Victor made an upward slash cutting a goblin in half.
I am I am
Adam had grabbed Cedric's new armored arm and started punching him in the face with it.
"Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"
And how many people wanna kick some ass?
Adam started swinging Cedric around by the tail spinning faster and faster.
I said how many people wanna kick some ass?
Adam finally let go sending Cedric flying through the air until he hit Yuk.
How many people wanna kick some ass?
Rodger flew out of the way as Yuk and Cedric fell to the ground with a loud thud.
Whatcha gonna do when your sick of holding it back?
Victor and Caleb ended up back to back surrounded by the enemy. They looked towards each other and nodded.
I think I kick some ass
The two started to use team work fighting as if they were mirror images.
How many people wanna kick some ass?
The five Warriors regrouped while Victor found some cover.
I would if I could
"Time we finished this!" said Victor.
But I'm really just a sensitive artist
They put their swords in a circle which started to glow with a golden light.
Perpatrating like I am the hardest
A multicolored beam of energy shot forward hitting the remaining troops.
Acting like I'm not the smartest
The Warriors fell to the ground completely exhausted.
I'm really just a sensitive artist
Victor gave Yuk a victorious smile even though now he could only see through one eye.
Honest
"Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, bat girl!" exclaimed Victor.
Yuk glared at the holder of the Golden Arrowhead.
"We'll take a lost this time but don't think you'll get off so easily the next time!" said Yuk.
Caleb glared at her as she started to fly away.
"She thinks that was easy?"
Well people I'm sorry it took me so long to update this friggin thing but once I heard this song I had to put it in this story. It's a long one I admit it but hopefully it was worth it.
