It's been so long since I've updated this! It feels good to finally be putting something up on this story. So, each Sonic Heroes team will be having their own ending. How far they get into their ending depends on how much I like the team and their levels and how many things I can think of to make fun of them. This particular team is full of idiots and hence, there are many jokes insulting their intelligence and ability to perform the simple task of getting through the final levels.

Enjoy

Team Rose

"Mwhahaha! You fools must all have a death wish! Witness this invincible battle ship built by the hands of a genius; it's power unmatched throughout the universe!"

Amy stood atop the the Egg Fleet staring down at the steep drop below her, "Alright, if you want a fight then you've got one! Let's get that bloated buffoon!" she cried.

Cream and Big ran forward to follow her but Big, being the huge piece of lard that he is, tripped and stumbled into Amy. The two of them went flying down the steep incline on their backs and flew off into the clouds.

Cream glanced up at Cheese for a moment then looked back, "I guess it's up to us, Cheese." she muttered in her squeaky voice. However, Cream was not the selected character so she was suddenly rocketed forward by an invisible force and went spiraling into the clouds after her friends.

Attempt Two...

Amy stood on the Egg Fleet rubbing her head, "Okay... We only have two lives left now so let's try not to kill ourselves." she said glancing back at Big.

"Me sorry." He grumbled.

"That's okay Mr. Big." Cream said with a smile, "We'll win this time!"

"Come on guys! We have to get to Eggman's ship and save our friends!" Amy shouted. She took off down the slope with Big and Cream in pursuit.

Ten minutes later...

Amy glared back at Big and Cream, "I can't believe I was paired with you two idiots." she mumbled angrily.

"Sorry we haven't even made it to the first checkpoint yet, Amy." Cream mumbled. Amy glared at the pair of them then groaned, "Come on. We should keep going before it gets dark." she said as she trudged along the metal exterior of an egg fleet ship.

Cream and Big followed, "Hey, how did we get up here anyway?" Big wondered aloud, "And wouldn't it have made more sense to just get onto the main ship first instead of going through all these levels?"

"Hush up!" Cream said, "You'll get thrown in the loony bin with Shadow."

Meanwhile...

Shadow was sitting in his little padded room wrapped up all cozy in his straight jacket mumbling something about this whole world being just a story.

Awhile later on the Egg Fleet...

Amy glanced down at the immobile fan sitting in front of her. "There must be a switch around here to activate this thing." she said looking back to Cream. She glanced around for a moment then pouted, "Where's Big?"

"I haven't seen him since the last checkpoint." Cream replied.

Amy groaned, "We'd better go find him. We can't continue without him." She trudged back down the path they'd just come. A few minutes later they came across Big hugging an eggbot.

"Look, Amy." he cried happily, "I finded Froggy!"

Amy glared at him, "Big, that's an enemy robot." she groaned exasperatedly.

Cream stared at the robot, "I can see how he made the mistake. It does look a bit like a frog." she said.

"NO IT DOESN'T!" Amy screamed, "Are you two going to take this seriously or not? I'm not going to let your silliness get in my way! If you two still want to find your friends then you can come along, otherwise I'll find my way alone."

"Sounds like someone's at their time of the month." Cream giggled.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Amy screamed tackling Cream. The pair of them flew over the side of the ship into the clouds. Big stared after them for a moment but then pulled out is umbrella and jumped after them, gently floating down through the clouds to his death with the other two.

Attempt 3...

"Okay okay..." Amy mumbled rubbing her temples irritably, "So we're back at the first checkpoint... our time is fifteen minutes and we still have a long way to go."

"Chao chao chao!" Cheese squeaked.

"Cheese says he's hungry." Cream translated.

"It can wait." Amy said as she started off, "We're going to find my Sonikku and we're not stopping for food."

As Amy continued along she heard Big shouting for help. As she looked back all she saw was Cream and Cheese. "Where did Big go?" Amy demanded.

The only response was Cheese burping up a large tuft of purple fur. Amy screamed in frustration, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" she demanded. Cream and Cheese stared at her fearfully as she went off on a long profane rant. Finally she turned to the two and shouted, "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO!" she pulled out her piko piko hammer, "PREPARE FOR PUNSIHMENT!"

Cream and Cheese screamed and ran off. Amy continued to chase them through the entire level. After about five minutes of running around Cream stopped and pointed, "Look, Cheese!" she shouted.

Amy paused in her violent rampage and glanced over to where Cream was pointing. Off in the distance they saw the shiny golden gleam of the goal ring. Amy's eyes lit up, "We're almost there!" she screamed grabbing Cream and Cheese's hands, "We have to hurry and find my Sonikku!" she ran towing the two of them with her.

However, as Amy was blundering her way over to the ring they were suddenly stopped by a large robot. Amy stared up at it for a moment in surprise and then glared back at Cheese, "I hope you're happy!" she said, "Now how are we supposed to beat this thing without Big?"

"Chao chao..." Cheese mumbled apologetically. The robot took aim and fired at the three of them. Amy screamed and dove out of the way but Cream and Cheese didn't get away in time and the laser hit them and sent them flying off the edge. They might have been able to fly back onto the ledge if the game hadn't made it so you had to actually take off from the ground to fly, but that's just the way things work, isn't it?

Now alone, Amy pulled out her hammer and readied to take on the robot, "If you stop me from marrying Sonic then there's going to be deep trouble, robot! Get outta my way!" She lunged at the robot with her hammer pulled back to strike. She started wailing on the robot with her hammer only to discover that it was holding up its shield.

"HA!" she shouted, "You can't beat me with that wimpy thing!" with that she leapt around the robot and started hitting it from behind... however this game is also retarded in the sense that even though the enemy's shield is small and wimpy and on the opposite side of your attack, you cannot cause it damage unless the shield is totally gone.

Too bad Amy didn't know this. As she hit the robot she wore herself out and as she stopped the robot turned around and blasted her. She flew backwards and skidded up to the goal ring. She smiled up at it and reached out a hand to grab it but unfortunately she didn't have any rings left.

"WAIT WHAT?!!!"

Team Rose mission failed.