(A/N) Hello and thanks for choosing to read "Zim is a father!" haha I sound like a commerical. XD Anyways yeah um enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, he is owned by Viacom and Jhonen Vasquez (bless his soul) I wish I owned it though. poo..

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This story is written on Zims point of view.

Oh lets see...it all started on another doomed day at my lab, I was working on a new machinery when all of the sudden GIR pranced in with this over-used SMILE that I cant STAND...anyways.

He was looking at me with such excitment...I wanted to know what he was planning. He handed me a note with an irken symbol on it, hoping it was from the tallest.

"Zim, whenever you reach this note I have already gotten another smeet. It is supposed to be yours."

I suddenly opened my eyes wide and dropped the note. "A SMEET?" I yelled to GIR. "I do not own a smeet! I havent had my genes infused with an irken female!"

GIR on the other hand didnt quite understand what I was blabbing about. He just smiled closing his eyes. "BABIES!" he squeeled. "I wanna take care of the baby can I please master PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?" he yelled running around me.

"Yes, of course GIR. Take care of the smeet...the WHOLE time. I have no time to take care of it anyways. Lets just wait for it to come.." I said to him going back to my work.

GIR nodded and ran back to the living room turning on the tv.

Hopefully this smeet of 'mine' wont be a hell-raiser...

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Later.

I walked out to see if I had gotten the smeet yet or not. I saw GIR waiting outside the window with a blank stare, I raised my eyebrow and walked up behind him. "Has it come yet?" I questioned.

GIR didnt answer me..he seemed so..determined to see the darn thing. I just shrugged and dropped myself at the couch.

Suddenly I heard a metal box fall onto my driveway. GIR violently screamed and ran out of the house carrying the box inside. My attaneas raised up in curiousity as I saw him set the box on the couch I was in.

"Look master a note! Can I eat it?" he questioned trying to open the box.

"No, GIR...just give me the note." I ordered with my hand out.

GIR nodded and dropped it on my hand, going back to trying to open the metal box.

I opened it and started reading the fine print.

"Irken Smeet: Handle with Care

To open, place your hand on the identification slot.

Irken baby smeet: female

Father: Zim

Mother: Tak"

Immediately after that last word I dropped the note and screamed. TAK? THE MOTHER? I will NOT be in this! I am no father of Taks child!

"Master...Master the smeet is crying! I cant get it out of the box!" yelled GIR crying. "IT WONT OPEN WAHHHH!"

"SILENCE, GIR! I shall open it..." I said to shut him up, placing my hand on the slot.

Immediately the slot started scanning my hand, the box started opening, revieling a tiny female smeet with an irken diaper already placed on it.

"Awww..." said GIR. "She looks hungry, maybe she wants a taco!"

"No, GIR. She doesnt eat tacos! She needs irken food, preferrably irken milk...here. Hand me the child." I said placing my hands forward.

GIR grabbed the baby by the head. "LIKE THIS?" he questioned.

"GIR NO! NOT LIKE THAT!" I yelled grabbing the smeet right. Great...he doesnt even know how to hold the thing, what makes me expect that he will take care of it right?

GIR looked over at the smeet. "Why is it crying, master?" he questioned looking so interested.

I shrugged and read the tag that was placed on its left foot. I took it out carefully and read it. "Name: DB" I dropped the tag on the floor and stared at it. "So..your name is DB, huh?"

The irken baby stopped crying and slowly opened her ruby red eyes, they looked exactly like mine.

I...couldnt help but smile. She just looked so...what was that word..it started with a c...

"AWW SHE LOOKS SO CUTE!" yelled GIR grabbing DB out of my hands and hugging her tightly.

DB started giggling and pulling on GIRs attanea.

"AHHH!" screamed GIR.

"GIR calm down youll scare the thing!" I yelled taking back the smeet. "Youll make her cry again..."

"...master, since you have a daughter now, will you have time to take over the earth?" GIR questioned me with worried eyes, what a surprise...he actually cared about something and understood our mission.

"I dont let this smeet ruin my plan..." I said as I stopped craddling it. "Ill just return the smeet for adoption." I said with a smile.

GIR gasped and screamed. "NOOOOOO! DONT TAKE THE BABY BACK!" he yelled, scaring the child making her cry.

I closed my eyes tightly with fustraightion. "You made the smeet cry. GIR...just get out of here, I have to learn how to take care of this..and possibly ask Tak what the hell she did that made me have this child."

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(A/N) Awww Zims a father! yay! Please stay tuned for the next chapter and review please! That always makes me wanna write more.