I don't own Furuba. Blah.
This fic was a challenge from Saitaina R. Moricia, and this is the first time I've ever done a challenge, so... Enjoy, I hope.
I go to a weird school. Seriously, the girls here have a FANCLUB for one of the boys, this huge family of freakishly pretty boys goes here, we have a girl who can zap your brains out of your scull who is best pas with a Yankee and the sweetest, most polite girl you could ever imagine.
Not your normal school, right?
Those girls from the Fan Club? It's like they're in the mafia or something. Nobody can talk to the guy unless somebody else is supervising and they'll seriously beat up on the people that don't follow their rules. Even if they aren't members! And they always glare at the super nice girl who wants to be friends with everyone and got messed up in the one pretty boy's life, poor thing.
Really, the guy is pretty -- yeah, I'm a guy, but he still has a weird sort of charm -- but he isn't that pretty. He's one of the boys from that freakishly pretty family. I mean, there's another one with orange hair. Orange! I mean, the pretty boy has purple hair, and then his cousin has orange hair… Do they like dye or something? Anyway, he's the cat lover with a tough front, he has a rough sort of elegance to him, like a feral cat, and he's got a couple of admirers. But when one of the girls tried to hug him, he nearly twisted her arm out, then he jumped out the window and ran off.
Then there's the other pretty boys. There's this Freshman who looks like he's a middle school kid with blonde hair and he acts like a kid all the time. I mean, I'll indulge in being young once in awhile, like when I played Cops and Robbers with him, but other than that I can't handle being a kid that much. Makes the girls mother him more than swoon at him. The kid even wears the girl's uniform!
His cousin, though -- there are a LOT of cousins in this family -- looks all tough and stuff, with piercing and he messed with his school uniform enough to look, well, cool. But he's got the freakiest personality, all calm and docile one minute, shredding classrooms the next. Scary guy.
Not as scary as that wave girl, though. She and the Yankee totally freak me out. They're really close with that nice girl, and they're way over protective of her. I mean, the wave girl zapped a Fan Club girl for something to do with her, and that girl heard voices for weeks. The Yankee even pulled out a lead pipe -- with bloodstains on it! -- when the Fan Club tried to badmouth that girl.
Freaky, freaky people. I even saw a guy once, looked like a girl, who was talking to Prince Pretty Boy. Scared the heck outta him. Maybe our school really IS mixed up in the mafia.
Then there's the poor girl mixed up in all this, Tohru Honda. She's so sweet and polite, you'd never think she'd be hated as much as she is. She's a bit of an airhead, but she's nice enough to make up for it. She's friends with the pretty boys, the wave girl, and the Yankee. I feel kind of bad for her, losing her parents -- I was in her class when it happened, I've never seen her look so upset -- and everything. The girl's had a hard life and she's still really happy. I really like her, but she's taken. I mean, she's always around those pretty boys, she'd never like someone like me, a plain background character.
That's what I feel like, y'know? A blank face in the background that'll never have a name.
Maybe it's safer like that. At least I don't have to worry about being taken out by some mafia boss in the dead of night.
Poor Tohru.