Disclaimer - Here are the things I don't own . . . I don't own CCS or any of the characters . . . I don't own the song 'Three Small Words' . . . and I do not own THINGEE's - if I did I would probably be lynched.

So I was going to use this in Not What You Think only I didn't really think it would work in that story - partly because nobody sends a THINGEE to their siblings as they usually contain information you don't want a sibling to know (although Sakura's was particularly tame) and partly because it didn't really add anything to the plot as far as I could tell. In the end I decided that it would make a nice little epilogue for this one, in a happily ever after kind of way. I get to tell you all that things worked out for the best and throw in a family and a career in a very subtle way which the writers of Digimon (don't own BTW) could certainly learn from.

TELL US ABOUT YOU

*What time is it?* It's late, you pesky little computer email thing. Damn kajuu and you're annoying little questionnaire things. Can't give a guy a break can you?

*Name*: Touya Kinomoto

*Nicknames*: shut up kajuu

*Parent's Names*: Fujitaka and Nadeshiko

*Siblings*: None . . . :?

*Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake*: Like four or five. All of them perfectly spread out and evenly spaced. You know what Nakuru can be like at times.

*Date that you regularly blow them out (birthday):* 29th Feb which technically only makes me about 5 anyway. Nakuru says that makes me an Aquarius and she says that's why I'm so stubborn, but I disagree . . . about the stubborn bit not about the Aquarius bit cos I have no idea . . .

*Pets*: Well we just had to commit a couple of them to the grave after next doors cat got in somehow, but as of tomorrow morning they will be replaced. Apparently the kids are going to call one of them 'Pinky' (after their favourite aunty) and the other 'Wiley Cayote'. Luckily, children do not attach to fish in the same way they do furry type creatures which made them an exceptionally safe choice. Rusty is doing well of course. He's getting a little bit porky though, which I suspect has something to do with the kids feeding him their vegetables, but they're supposed to be good for him I guess.

*Height*: Tall. That's a height that defies measurement.

*Eye colour*: Like brown I guess.

*Piercing*: when I was younger, but I'm supposed to be setting a good example for future generations these days. How am I supposed to stop Yuki from going out and getting a tattoo when I still have a bolt through my eyebrow reminiscent of my youth when I thought I was cool or something?

HAVE YOU EVER...?

*Had the drink Calypso Breeze*? I suspect that anyone who answers yes to this question is lying and that there is some kind of inside joke embedded in here that I'm not supposed to get. I put it in to Wiki (A/N: don't own Wikipedia but I wish I did :?) once and according to Wiki it just doesn't exist which I think is very suspicious.

*Been in love*? I am in love with a most incredible woman who I fell in love with the very instant I first saw her, even if I had no idea of it at the time. I love my wife . . . especially when she's reading this email over my shoulder. Nakuru says hi.

*Been toilet-papering*? Once when I was young and didn't know any better.

THE FUTURE:

*School*: I think this just goes to show that I am too old to be doing thingees.

*Where You Want To Live*: I think one day I would love to just leave the city completely and settle down in the country on a farm where we could have chickens and sheep and cows and pigs. I think that would be a sort of dream for me.

*How Many Kids You Want*: Nakuru always maintained that she wanted to have millions of kids and that I was the one stopping us from having more kids, but I think for now we're completely happy with the ones we've got. Maybe in a few years when the three we've got are a bit easier to handle we might think about having another one – its not easy to think fondly of that sort of thing when you're oldest is 6 and the youngest is almost 1. By the way, I think Koushiro has a tooth coming through; he's been quite stroppy this past week which is usually a good indicator. I just thought I'd give you the update there.

*Girl names*: Yuki but that's already taken. I think if I had another girl I'd call her Nadeshiko after mom.

*Boy names*: Koushi and Takero of course being very good names. Maybe I could have a Touya Junior if Nakuru would let me, but she has this look on her face that suggests the answer would be no. I think if we have another child, it will have to be girl. Nakuru does not like being outnumbered like this.

*What Kind Of Job You Want*: The kind where I don't have to do anything all day but stay home and hang out with my family. If you know anybody willing to pay for such a position give them my name, but otherwise I'm happy where I am and I really enjoy what I do. You know I always wanted to be a doctor ever since I was little and other than the perfect existence outlined above, this is exactly the kind of job I've always wanted.

*You Want To Get Married*: What? Again? I don't think I could handle another wife! Is flicked quite painfully by current wife – N

WHO:

*Makes you laugh The Most*: Takero, he's just getting into that 'why' stage. Sometimes it annoys the hell out of me, but other times he'll ask the most incredible things that I can't help but smile.

*Do You Go To For Advice or to talk About Things*: Nakuru, unless I need to talk about her then I go to Yukito because that would just be really awkward.

*Who Do You Hate*: the man who invented childproofing. Almost every item in our house is childproofed these days and it takes me almost three times as long to do anything worth doing. Even the TV is childproofed. I have to type in a six digit pin code just to watch animal planet and 'The Simpsons'.

*Knows the Most about You*: Nakuru. That one knows things about me that even I don't know . . . although that could just be because she's psychic. Who knows.

*Is Your Best Friend*: Nakuru and Yukito.

*Has It Easier, Guys or Girls*: You says girls, but who has to go and push a child out of a hole that is obviously far too small for the task it has been given? Yeah, I know, terrible example but it's the only one that's on my side.

WHICH ONE?

*Croutons or Bacon Bits*: bacon, only I have no idea what this question is about. All I know is that if I have to make a choice between meat and bread, meat is probably going to win. I'm a carnivore.

*2 doors or 4 (on a car)*: A two door convertible in jet black with all the mod cons. Although I suspect that's not what you were asking for.

Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper*: Dr. Pepper.

*Coffee or Ice-cream*: coffee, although Nakuru's switched me onto decaf so I'm currently going through all kinds of withdrawals.

*Shampoo or Conditioner*: shampoo. I don't really get conditioner, which could be because I'm a guy, but it doesn't seem all that special to me.

*Bridges or Tunnels*: Tunnels. We've got this new game we play with Yuki and Takero whenever we go on a road trip that whenever we go into a tunnel they have to hold their breaths end be quite as possible so the trolls won't know they're there. It's very sweet. Nakuru and I will start talking to them like we've forgotten and Yuki will frantically shut us up before the trolls notice. I just hope we haven'tscarred them for life with talk of monsters in tunnels and under bridges.

*One pillow or two*: Two if my wife doesn't steal them. She's a three pillow kind of girl.

*Adidas or Nike*: I'm not really sure the point of these questions as I have no real preference for any of these brands, so I'll just leave the rest of these blank for you to ponder the answers to.

*Nike or Reebok*:

*Adidas or Reebok*:

WORD ASSOCIATION (FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND)

*Rock*: We Will Rock You.

*Green*: Fields of grass, meadows and that sort of thing.

*Wet*: the beach and making sand castles and sculptures.

*Cry*: baby.

*Peanut Butter*: sandwiches. No jelly required.

FAVORITES:

*Salad Dressing*: Mayonaise, although fat free. Nakuru's on a bit of health kick right now and she's taken everything worth eating out of my diet. I think that Rusty is the only one not suffering from this.

*Colour of socks*: I've never really thought about sock colour as something which I had favourites of. My current socks are grey, but they may have been white in a previous life. Strange. Now that I think of it, I think most of my socks are grey and therefore grey must be my favourite sock colour.

*Memory*: The most terrible week of my life, which finally brought me and Nakuru together. Perhaps not so much as the week itself but the end of that week – our first kiss, telling her I loved her. It's something I'll never forget although I really think that it needs to be looked at in the entire context what with the scheming and the heartache which some of you are still not entirely forgiven for in spite of its obvious success and the fact that I probably wouldn't be where I am now if it weren't for your interfering.

*Toothpaste*: whatever my darling wife happens to buy.

*Food*: pudding.

*Song at the moment*: 'Paralyzer' by Finger Eleven.

*TV show*: House MD. You'd think I'd be against medical dramas, and most of the time I am, but there will always be a special place in my heart for Dr. House.

*Toothbrush*: ditto toothpaste.

*Subject in School*: Science obviously. One of the few things I remember from high school is learning about the theories of evolution that preceded 'survival of the fittest'. My favourite was the one about practice being at the centre of species development. Apparently all that was needed was to practice a desired trait and it would be learnt and passed on to future generations. Maybe that's where the saying "practice makes perfect" originated.

*Flower*: Peach blossoms.

*Colour*: Blue and silver.

*NON-ALOHOLIC DRINK*: Lemon, Lime and Bitters. Even though bitters is technically alcohol, there is no way enough in it for it to constitute as alcoholic.

*Sport to Watch*: Soccer of course.

*Country Song*: hmmm . . . "Oh Canada" is pretty catchy and I doubt anybody can deny that infectious tune of "Australia Fair" or is theirs "Waltzing Matilda"?

*Sesame Street Character*: Big Bird. The kids are huge Elmo fans, but it will always be Big Bird for me.

*Disney Character*: Goofy, although I never quite worked out what he was supposed to be. I mean, Mickey is a mouse, and Donald is a Duck, but what on earth is Goofy?! Is he some sort of dog? And if so, where does Pluto (not a planet :() fit in?

*Warner Brothers*: Bugs Bunny, who is obviously a bunny and I therefore have no qualms over his species.

RANDOM QUESTIONS

*When was your last hospital check in*: about three weeks ago. Nakuru insisted that I get my cholesterol checked.

*Do You Drink*: not very often. Occasionally we have some grown up friends over for dinner and I have a glass of red or a beer, but otherwise it is strictly non-alcoholic.

*How many times did you fail your permit and Drivers License Test?*: I passed first time. Must be a boy thing. Nakuru had to sit hers eight times before they let her have it, between you and me I suspect they were just sick of seeing her at the testing station. Please note that Touya will be sleeping on the couch tonight and several nights after that – N ;)

*Where do you see yourself in 10 years?*: Trying to come to terms with having a teenage daughter. If Nakuru is anything to go by I think we should be relatively safe.

*Who is the last person that you got mail from before this one*? Just a few notes about an article I just submitted, as well as several other thingee things.

*Have you ever been convicted of a crime*? Never.

*Which single store would you choose to max your credit card*? I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but I'd probably spend it all on the kids. And electronic gadgets. I do love gadgets.

*What type of car you drive now*? A very child friendly station wagon, with extra room in the back for the dog.

*What do you do most often when you are bored*? Fill out thingees. Write emails to my little sister who hasn't come to visit her niece and nephews since three weeks ago. They miss you and are constantly asking when their aunty Saku is coming by.

*Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away from you*: I think everyone's about the same distance now that we're at that age where we're starting to settle down. We're past that travelling the world phase of our lives.

*Are You in A Gang or Club*: a few and the occasional society.

*What Is Your Favourite Kind Of Clothes*: ditto toothpaste and toothbrushes. These are areas where I have little to no say.

*Are you Close Minded*: At times.

*Are You Open Minded*: But other wise yes.

*Are You A Player*: I'm not sure that this question is even worthy of an answer.

*Can u be in love with 2 people at the same time*? Not unless you want both those people to hunt you down and use your balls for target practice – I've heard of these things happening.

*Humiliating Moment*: When I almost fainted during the birth of my eldest.

*Who do you think will respond to this fastest*? I better not get any responses. This is a courtesy email sent in reply to all those who kindly thought of me as they filled out their thingees but this is the last I wish to hear of them. Ok?

*Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to send back*? Not applicable.

*what time is it now*: Later

*who's most likely not going to read this*: not you obviously.

*goals for this year*: try and convince Nakuru on the idea of us eventually having a Touya Junior, or alternatively, Touya Kinomoto II.

THE END

Yay I finished. Go me. How rare it is of me to finish a fic.

Anyway, in case you didn't notice there were a few other things along the way that I don't own i.e. 'We Will Rock You' (musical and song), 'The Simpson' and all associated merchandise, Animal Planet and peanut butter cos we don't eat peanut butter in my house due to peanut allergies and the like. Any others we will simply take as read.

Thank you to everyone who reviewed this story and please review it again just to keep my spirits up. Also, read my other fics - although the CCS ones are focused on Sakura and Syaoran, I tend to throw in a little T+N in the background because I think they make a cute couple and I like for people to know where I stand on such matters. And if you also like Pokemon and Digimon I have a few of those too - the Pokemon are inevitable AshxMisty but who can deny such a coupling? And lets not forget my CCSxPokemon crossover where they switch worlds. Yes I know that I am taking advantage of this opportunity to flog my other fics but once you get started it is really difficult to stop and I guess I'm just not read to end it yet. But I will so this is it, the very end. *sigh*