Mksanime: awww shucks im a lil down, no ones reading my Mksanime drabbles, lol! It stupid anyways…anywho If you still wanna read it go ahead, cause I'm gonna delete it on 4 to 5 days from now…
Summary: Taking a peek inside of icha icha paradise and what do you see Gasp…. da dum dum dum…..
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Im not bashing Jiraiya ok? Don't get me wrong His one of my favourite characters in Naruto… totally funny!
Must kill Jiraiya!
"Grrr… I can't believe Neji-kun reads that stupid book. Everytime I turn around, he activates his byakugan and looks at that damn book, just because I turn around doesn't mean I can't really see what he was up too!" She growled as she stomped her way towards we're her sensei is…
' I have to figure out why everyone so hung up on reading that damn book! Every guy in this entire village! Shikamaru, Chouji, lee, Neji, Naruto, Kiba, Shino and even Sasuke, for pete's Sake!'
Her sensei looked up in confusion towards Sakura, hey even though he only shows his one eye, it was clearly noticeable just by cocking his eyebrow.. its that confusion or amusement or is it in the category other?
She stopped in front of him, as she quickly grabbed the damn orange book and looked at it…
"So that's why Tsunade-shishou hated that stuff, stupid perverted hermit. But still that doesn't give a reason why every guy is hung up on this book. There not into old ladies are they?" She then flipped the page…
"How dare he, he…. Ahahahaha I cant believe it ahaha he took a picture of shishou. wait until she sees this ahahha" she laughed out loud, as she clutched her stomach
Kakashi only stared at his ex student in amusement… hey who was he to complain? Finally his student has come to her senses and is finally reading a mature book? It wasn't illegal she was already 21.
She then turn the next page and found herself only in a towel, just coming out of the washroom…
What the hell?
She then turn the next page, Ino-pig? Tenten? Hinata? Anko? Kurenai-sensei? Gai?
What the freak?
Err… okay… moving along … slowly don't barf its okay, no barfing errr….
She choked back her barf and swallowed it…yak!
Then theirs one of her getting dress! What the-? Censored Censored beeeppp
She crumpled the book and squashed it, while Kakashi looked in horror as his beloved book was smashed into pieces….
"Bless the soul, ye shall rest in piece.. You we're the best thing in my life" he murmured as he silently prayed and mourn for his dear book.
He then took his book and went somewhere to look for a spot, where he can burry his book.
Meanwhile…
"PERVERTED HERMIT!" She Snarled, Growled, howled and other stuff when someone's totally pissed off…..
She then felt someone groped her ass bad move buddy bad move…..grrrrr
"Hey baby, you wanna have a good time"
Smack, punch, kick, bump, bang, etc…. And he flew like a bird ….bye bye
She then trip on a book, that guy must have dropped it. She then bent over and picked it up and what does she see? Da da da dummm….Icha Icha paradise….
Temperature over lode, over lode
CCCCEEENNNNNSSSSSSSOOOORRREEEDDDD…
CCCEEEENNNSSSSOOORRRREEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD….
CCCCCEEEENNNNSSSSOOOORRRREEEEDDDD….
And the cow jump over the moon……………
She then met up with rest of the girl who we're at Ichiraku eating.. She then showed them the pictures and now a rampaging girls lead by the beautiful Hokage stomped there way across town and towards the company where Jiraiya publishes it..
Every body in town hid and run away, as a bunch of rampaging stomping girls pass by, as a murderous aura hung in the air….
Uh-oh…………….. And the little dog barfs...
"Akamaru get out of there!" Kiba yelled as he jumped and took his dog in slow motion away from a very pissedddddd off girls…. Too late he was trampled, and step on…. Wow that's a new image? A flat kiba?
Back to the murderous girls…
"JIRAIYA!"
(Scene change)
He sneeze a couple of time "hmm someone's talking about me, hehe probably those girls saying how sexy and good looking I am"
Earthquake, the ground was shaking and rumbling…
He then looked to his side "hmmm aww probably a mob of girls heading towards the hot springs" he said with glee and sparkles in his eyes as he hopped happily towards the hot springs.
Duh dum dum dum
To be continued……….
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Well that was stupid . …. Anywho too much chocolate again.. sigh I wrote this 5:00 this morning.. …
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