Title: Internet at Hogwarts?
Author: Malena (purplecrazy2291)
Summary: What happens when a witch and a wizard meet on the internet, but don't know it's their friend?
Disclaimer: Man! I wish I owned this stuff. But sadly no. I do however own the plot.
Hey guys this is my fist story. I'm sorry if it sucks and if I have spelling errors. If you are looking for great romance stories, check out my favorites list. They all rock. Please read and review. As much commentary as possible because I suck at writing and I want to improve.
Chapter 1 Sneaking and Meeting
It was Dudley's birthday and Harry had to stay home from the massive party he was having. But Harry didn't mind. He didn't want to go to Chuckie Cheese (a/n lol tell me if you have ever heard of this place. I will explain it next time if no one has heard of it.). Besides he could sneak on the computer and actually have some contact with normal people. He went to the outside refrigerator and got a Pepsi. Slowly he hobbled up the stairs and walked into Dudley's room. He glances at all the electronics (Big TV, Xbox, Phone, massive stereo) as well as the crumbs scattered across the bed. Casually he laughed and walked over to the computer. He wiggled to mouse and it came to life. The screen had a picture of a Playboy cover as the background. Harry decided not to waste time and to just sign in.
Trapedinmyownhouse just signed in. (A/N: what the comp says will be italicized)
He looked all the rooms. ScreamingMonkey's Room, I love to cyber room, How will I ever live? Room There are some seriously weird people on here. Maybe they aren't so normal after all. He decided to enter the boredom room.
Trapedinmyownhouse: Hey sup? 17/m
A window popped up.
BikiniBabe236: Hey nm u? 16/f
Trapedinmyownhouse: nm cool where do you go to school?
BikiniBabe236: Oakridge (London) you any where near?
Trapedinmyownhouse: Cool um yeah I'm in London.
BikiniBabe236: Are you horny? Wanna get together?
Trapedinmyownhouse: Sorry no plus I cant (see name)
BikiniBabe236: oh I see well ttyl
The window closed. Well he could see that she was seriously bored to ask him that. What had the world come to? Harry looked at the conversation in the room.
Prince All Mighty: I've got a webcam. Anyone else?
Letyourhairdown: any girls wanna talk (I need some help with girl stuff)
Ponnies: Have you Ever been to La La Land?
Ponnies: I love La La Land! There are tons of Chipmunks!
No0b: What? Don't you like Ponnies?
Ponnies: Ya but Chipmunks are better.
No0b: Ok confusing
Prince All Mighty: Any one?
Bewitchingly Smart: What not used to being turned down?
Prince All Mighty: Ha! Do you wanna baby?
Bewitchingly Smart: Sure why not?
Bewitchingly Smart: Ha! NOT! I think Id rather Hex your Balls off!
Trapedinmyownhouse: I think you should. (Evil grin)
Bewitchingly Smart: Hey Smart wanna talk? (Girl stuff)
No0b: Are you really a witch?
Ponnies: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Fun Fun
Bewitchingly Smart: Of course I go to Hogwarts.
Ponnies: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Prince All Mighty: OMG just shut up!
Harry realized that Bewitchingly Smart really was a witch and went to his school. He was absolutely ecstatic but then realized he was in a muggle chat room and she had just released their secret. He quickly pulled up a private window with her.
Trapedinmyownhouse: OMG you just totally released our secret. Hello! We are in a muggle chat room. Hey by the way what house are you in?
Bewitchingly Smart: oh I know they won't believe me any ways so who cares? Im in Gryffindor you?
Trapedinmyownhouse: Hey that's so cool I'm in Gryffindor too!
Bewitchingly Smart: Lol your right this is cool. We will have to meet each other if we haven't already. By the way who are you?
Harry realized he didn't want her to go crazy after figuring out that he was the-boy-who-lived.
Trapedinmyownhouse: let's not tell who we are yet I wanna try and guess after I get to know you. I know for one thing that you can't be the actually the smartest witch because that is Hermione and she would never do what you have done.
Bewitchingly Smart: Ok well How about we take turns with Questions?
Trapedinmyownhouse: Ok you first
Bewitchingly Smart: wow a gentleman oh that's another rule we have to say what we are thinking by how the other acts or what they say ok? Alright well first? What Year are you in?
Trapedinmyownhouse: Well I'm a seventh year
Bewitchingly Smart: I'm glad you're not a first year or a fourth year for that matter.
Trapedinmyownhouse: ok so my turn?
Bewitchingly Smart: Yes
Trapedinmyownhouse: um what year are you?
Bewitchingly Smart: seventh year too
Trapedinmyownhouse: cool so I'm talking to a smart seventh year
Bewitchingly Smart: Ok so do you like quiddich? (Are you a guy?)
Trapedinmyownhouse: hey that's 2 but ok since I know you're a girl. I'm a guy and of course I love quiddich!
Bewitchingly Smart: Cool so I'm talking to a gentlemanly seventh year wizard that might be on the quiddich team.
Harry heard the garage door creak and realized how much time had passed.
Trapedinmyownhouse: Uh oh my relatives are home and I'm not supposed to be on here so I'll ttyl my turn next time.
Trapedinmyownhouse has signed out.
Harry quickly ran out of the room and jumped on to his bed, completely forgetting his soda.
"How come I only got 49 presents? I had 55 last year." Harry heard Dudley whine. Harry blocked out the rest of the conversation and thought of the girl he had just met. How was he ever going to meet her again?
He slowly drifted off to sleep trying to think of ways to sneak on the computer.
Well I hope you liked it! Please R&R I need feedback. Please. Cookies for all!
TTYL,
Malena