Chapter One

SiriusxHayley's disclaimer: Hey y'all. I'm not JK Rowing. Obviously. God, I wish I owned Ron. Oh, and regarding chapter two, I don't know Alice Longbottom's maiden name so, bare with me, it's Marcus for now…mmkay?

Sometimes you just gotta put aside logic and reason and just do what will hopefully get you chicks! Hayley.

"Humph. Muggle studies. The only muggle I want to study is that sexpot living down the street from me," Sirius broke into his ever-present boyish grin. "Only good thing about Grimmauld place, man. Only good thing."

"Really? I thought you were more into muggle born witches." Remus smiled at his friends on their way back from dinner at the great hall.

"I told you," James narrowed his eyes. "I'm-"

"Over Lilly. Completely and totally. I don't care who she dates, kisses, hugs, looks at, etceteras." Remus and Sirius finished for him.

"With a rant like that this morning-"

"Yelling-"

"In public-"

"While we were trying to eat."

"Yeah," Sirius finished. We know."

"Actually," a glint came to Remus' eye. "I was talking about someone else."

James froze. "Who?"

"Oh, you are so dead!" Sirius yelled out. Remus broke into a sprint, dashing away from Sirius, who would eventually catch him before the reached the common room. James stood in the middle of the hallway, absorbing in the new information until some snotty prefects poked him to move.

"So," the crowd was thinning out in the Gryffindor common room, leaving Sirius and James alone in their little corner.

"So." Sirius leaned back expectantly. Author's note: then they started making out: end sarcasm:

"You like her?" James fumbled with the words. They had a weird taste in his mouth; he had never expected to be talking about this with Sirius.

"Yeah."

James rubbed his sweaty palms on his pants. "Ok."

"Ok?" Sirius stared at the bead of sweat on James' lip. Author's Note: Now they really started making out. And if you need me to tell you that's a joke, you are truly unstable and need to check yourself into an insane asylum. NOW.

"Ok."

"Yeah."

"All right," It suddenly dawned on Sirius how monosyllabic their conversation was. "Ok." He muttered to himself.

"What?" James raised his eyebrows.

" Nothing."

James got up, ascending the stairs to the dorms without so much as a 'see you later.' Sirius surveyed the common room in all it's late night glory and soon set his sights on one Julie Simpson, a sixth year. He himself was only a forth year but he knew he could get the hottest seventh year in all of Hogwarts. He flirted with her a bit, knowing once everyone left, he could put the moves on her. Then he saw Her. The only her that mattered. Lilly. "So-how long do you think until that girl leaves?" Julia nodded at Lilly and giggled.

"Er," Sirius got up. "Sorry to be so abrupt, but, er, good night." He walked over to Lilly, who's friend, Daisy, scampered off with a smirk and a wink. "Hi."

She closed 'Teen Witch' magazine. "Hey."

Sirius was once again reminded of how useless he was at approaching girls. He knew how to get a strange girl to take off her bra after meeting her for five minutes. But Lilly was a GIRL. Not a random slut.

"So," Lordy, she was a fool. Sirius could have any girl he wanted. Why would Sirius want her?

"I like you."

Damn.

"Me too."

Double damn.