Yay, another short random fic by me (who is now Go-Go Chicken, and was previously Little Fluffy Wuffy Uppikins)!
Diclaimer: If I owned Naruto there would be a lot more SasuGaa action... which there isn't, so I don't.
And sorry if there are any mistakes, I'm not using Office so I have no spell-checker, but I do have a best friend who checked for me!
Screw You, Shikamaru!
One day Shikamaru and Ino were walking down the streets of Konoha while Ino was telling Shikamaru about all the fanfictions involving them falling in love.
"You know, Shikamaru, maybe we are meant for each other..." Ino said suggestivly.
Shikamaru just made a noise that was a cross between disgust and annoyance.
Suddenly a shadow fell over Shikamaru and Ino, followed by a loud voice.
"Get away from him, Ino! More people support Shikamaru and me together!"
It was Temari, and she was pissed at Ino for trying to take her man (according to many fanfics)!
"What are you talking about? There are WAY more supporters of ShikaIno!(1)" was Ino's comeback.
"Let's fight for him!" offered Temari.
"Okay!" replied Ino.
So Ino and Temari fought for Shikamaru's affection (or lack thereof), much to his annoyance.
"How troublesome!" Shikamaru sighed and walked away, muttering about the stupidity of women as he went.
After half an hour of battling, Temari realized the object of her (and Ino's) affection was no longer there.
"Hey, that bastard left!" she pointed out to Ino.
"Meh, screw Shikamaru. I don't really like him. Reading all the fics made me think that maybe Shikamaru was not so bad, but now I realize... he is that bad," explained Ino, shrugging her shoulders.
"Heh, same... So... you wanna go have sex?" Temari asked offhandedly.
"Eh, sure."
And off they went and had sex... in Gaara's bed... with Sasuke still fucking Gaara up the ass in it(2).
The End
And thats it! Another pointless fic done! The inspiration for this one? When I figure it out I'll tell you. Until then, review!
1 - I have no proof of this, I'm just using it for plot progression purposes... I don't know what that means...
2 - You will have to have read my first "Untiteled" fic to understand the humour in that... if there is humour...