From our last episode of DragonballZ:

Dib: Zim!!1! I am here to destroy you! mwhaha! (makes hand position thing) I am the most powerful thing on earth and no one can destory me! Aha!

Zim: WRONG EPISODE!!! -.-

Author: Oh, right:D (is bricked once again)

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Outside.

Dib took a deep breathe trying to calm himself down. He slowly started walking to the flagpole of the campsite entrance, surprisingly his old boxers were still there. He soon spotted a small shadow figure against the pole, hm.. It sounds like muffled screaming. Dib ran towards it panicking, but not without first checking his breathe. He saw Tak tied up with a rope and a small white scarf in her mouth.

Dib raised his eyebrow in confusion, "Tak? What are you doing?" he said going close to her.

Tak struggled and spat the scarf out. "What does it look like? Get me the heck out of these ropes!" she said with her british accent.

Dib blinked in confusion and smiled. "Awh..playing jokes on the first date already?" he said giving her a rose. "This is for you...um..." he said trying to give it to her, then just puts the stem across her mouth.

Tak stared at the rose and spat it out, "YOU MORON! GET ME OUT OF THESE ROPES, NOW!" she yelled struggling.

"Who did this to you?" Dib panicked finally getting she's for real here, untieing the ropes carefully.

"It was stupid Zim" she said growling. "WHERE IS HE? WHY I OUTTA-"

"So you're telling me you didn't send me that love note?" Dib questioned.

"...No. WHY WOULD I WANNA DO THAT?" She argued pointing at him.

"...but it sounded like you di-"

"IT WASN'T ME, DIB! WHERE IS HE? I want to DESTROY him!"

"Wait a minute..." Dib said staring at Tak. "...how do I know you're really Tak and not just Zim in disguise AS her?"

"I'm not Zim..trust me! He might be doing some evil plan trying to destory earth or something" said Tak.

Scene blurrs to where you can hear music coming from Dib and Zim's dorm.

Zim was skipping happily to the 'Pennsylvania Polka' CD he just got from the mail. He started doing the robot and made weird faces. GIR join in doing the robot on Zim's head.

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"...or not" Dib shrugged. "So I guess this was just a pretend date, huh?"

"...um yeah. But you DO look a bit nice." Tak said raising her non-existant eyebrow at him.

"Well I better go back to the dorm, then. Zim must feel terribly lonely and bored without me...I should know because even though he hates me he secretely cares about me! All soap operas do that." he said while walking back to the dorm.

Tak just stared and started to follow him, complaining about how stupid and annoying Zim is. Dib just nodded and said 'uh huh' boredly.

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Dib opened the door slowly, loud polka music was playing and everything was on the floor or crashed. Zim was on the floor passed out with a lamp shade on his head.

"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED, MAN?" screamed Dib.

Zim automaticly got up, "DON'T TOUCH MY CHIA PETS!" he yelled with his eyes closed clawing at the air.

"Zim! The counsilors are coming for an expection tomorrow before the field trip! If you don't fix this we are going to be kicked out of camp!..wait thats kinda good thing" Dib said going up to Zim and pulling out the lampshade offa him. Zim just hissed and layed back on the ground whining and squeeked, "the liiiiight" he said clawing the air again.

"ZIM! DON'T TIE ME UP AGAINST THE FLAGPOLE EVER AGAIN!" pouted Tak slamming her fists to her sides in anger with one eye closed tightly.

Zim just stared drunkedly at Tak seeing her in two in his vision. He smiled and hic'ed. "hello, love..." he said like Jack Sparrow then passing out.

Tak just looked down at him. "...uhmm..I kinda needed a place to stay, but I don't think I wanna quite stay here anymore" she said backing away.

"...you wanna go to the field trip with us?" Dib questioned scratching his head.

Tak stopped backing away and just stood there. "Eruhh...okay, why the hell not." she said running in and jumping on Zim's bed. "This one is mine!" she ordered staring at Dib evily.

"...Okay okay" he said sweatdropping.

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(A/N) WOO! Tak is going to the field trip with Zim and Dib tomorrow. I wonder what kind of chaos that'll cause...who knowsss o.o Will be continued as soon as possible.