Title: Don't cha
Author:...me
Rating: K+
Summary: The MCS department is at a club to relax and Carolyn and Alex give a little show.
A/N: Just some fun, don't take it all too seriously.

Don't cha'

He had no idea she could move like that. Every part of her body seemed to be moving and boy did she know how to move! He felt the heat starting to get to him.

"Didn't know she could move like that?" Mike asked, who was enjoying Alex and Carolyn's little show. He hadn't know the two ladies had that kind of moves, but he sure was going to enjoy it. He handed Bobby another beer.

After a couple of difficult months with many cases, Deakins had decided to throw a party for the entire department. Everybody deserved the break. And now here they were at a local club and his detectives were certainly having a good time.

The song ended and both Mike and Bobby expected their partners to join them. On the contrary, they got on the stage, talked to the DJ and grabbed two microphones. The guys started to cheer as they heard the first sounds.

Bobby didn't quite understand why everybody was cheering. Looking at Mike he saw the man had a big smile on his face. What was so funny? Why was everybody cheering? His attention quickly returned to the stage.

Carolyn stepped forward and began. "I know you like me." Alex repeated the sentence and stepped up next to her friend. Together they moved their bodies slowly and purposely. They had everybody's attention.

Suddenly Alex hopped off the stage and began her journey to Bobby and Mike. Carolyn followed her closely. Keeping her eyes on Bobby she sang. "I know you want it." She ran her hand over her body. "It's easy to see." Her voice went softer. "And in the back of your mind." Now standing in front of him, she pushed her body against Bobby's and turned around slowly. With her back against his body, his hips touching her just about the waist, she pushed back, bend her knees and arched. "I know you should be fucking me." She sang, slowly standing up, her back arched, her ass high and just a little bit too close for comfort. She shook her ass in front of him and walked back to the stage again.

Bobby needed oxygen and time to recuperate. He was in need of breath and he needed to remind his body that they were at a club and that nothing was going to happen. He gulped down the rest of his beer, hoping it would help him get his bearings back.

"Don't cha wish your partner was hot like me." The two detectives sang as they moved through the crowd. "Don't cha wish your partner was a freak like me."

Carolyn had found Jimmy in the crowd and was now singing to him. "Don't cha wish your partner was raw like me." Grabbing Jimmy's tie she pulled his head down towards her. "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? Don't cha. Don't cha."

As the song continued Carolyn and Alex walked through the crowd, sometimes stopping and singing to one of their colleagues. Going full circle they were now in front of their partners again. Bobby took a big gulp of beer, preparing himself for what was to come. He ordered his body to stay calm.

"I know she loves you. I understand." Carolyn circled Mike, letting her eyes wander over his body. Forcefully she grabbed his shoulder and pushed him around, having him face her. "I'd probably be just as crazy about you, if you were my own man."

Alex grabbed Bobby's belt and pulled his against her. "Maybe next life time, possibly." She rubbed her chest against him. "Until then old friend." Her voice got softer again. She reached out and pulled his head closer. They were face to face, breathing each others breath. "Your secret is safe with me." She whispered. She affectionately placed her hand on his cheek and gave him a peck.

Turning away from their partners, they returned to the stage. "Remember to breath, Bobby." Alex said in her microphone before she hopped back on stage. The two detectives gave the DJ back his microphones and accepted the loud applause their colleagues gave them.