Know Your Stars: FMA Style

Chapter 3 here! Please stop reading my pointless notes and get a move on and review!

Warning: Features some people from Teen Titans

Dedicated to: Angela (You're still in the story, don't worry)

Me: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…

Riza: Hey! I saw you last time!

Me: (Rolls eyes) So? Riza Hawkeye…Wore a miniskirt for Roy!

Riza: (Mutters) It was only once…

Angela: Yay! Carol! I told you they're meant to be! So kawai!

Me: Yep. Riza…Is currently dating Roy!

Riza: (Blushes) Umm…uh…

Me: See? Same answers! Yippee! (High fives Angela)

Angela and Me: Roy and Riza, sitting on a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Riza: (Blushes even harder)

Me: Riza…writes fanfiction about Robin and Raven of the Teen Titans!

Riza: So what if I do? Don't tell me you're a RobStar shipper, or I'll kill you. (Raises gun)

Me: I'M A FRICKIN' ROBRAE SHIPPER! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!

Robin and Raven: You called?

(Long Pause)

Me: Uh, no. But you and the others can stay.

Robin and Raven: (Shrugs and all the Titans sit in the crowd)

Angela: Calm down, Caroline, chill.

Me: (Takes deep breath) Riza…Mistreats Black Hyate!

Riza: No! I didn't!

Me: Oh yeah? What's this, eh? (Waves photo of her shooting Black Hyate in front of her face)

Riza: (Turns pale) You did something to that picture!

Me: You can do anything with Adobe Photoshop 7 Pro. (Smirks)

Angela: You need me to sell it?

Me: No, send it toGreenpeace instead.

Riza: (Horrified) No! Please, I beg of you!

Me: No use. Riza teases Ed about his height with Roy, too!

Riza: I never did!

(Ed walks in and slaps Riza)

Ed: You bitch! I thought you were the only sane one! (Stomps out)

Me: Hey Ed! Riza was the one to teach Winry how to throw her wrench at your head!

Riza: I don't even touch wrenches! (Fires a few shots, but Raven conjures up a force field and saves yours truly)

Me: Thank you Raven! (Bows) Riza Hawkeye is mentally unstable!

Riza: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT MENTALLY UNSTABLE!

Me: Huh. Yeah, right. You also grew your hair 'cause you wanted to attract attention from your beloved Roy, who's currently making out with Blackfire.

Riza: Not true. And he's making out with that backstabbing moron? (Takes gun out and kills Blackfire)

Roy: I'm speechless. I just did that to make you jealous, and you kill her? I think I'm gonna faint… (Faints)

Me: Now you know Riza Hawkeye. Stay tuned for the next episode, featuring Alphonse Elric!