ACGOMN: I was bored so, a new story. I interview every Naruto character.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and never will(Cries)
Naruto -Interviews
By:
A Crazy Girl of Many Names
ACGOMN(me): Um, let's see(looking at the cue cards) Oh, we have the five Hokages and the other Sannin up first.
(Enter Shodaime, Nidaime, Sandaime, Yondaime, and Godaime (Tsunade) Orochimaru and Jiraiya)
ACGOMN: So, Shodaime-sama and Nidaime-sama are brothers, correct? So, when you were younger did you fight a lot?
Shodaime: Of course, but I always won.
Nidaime: Like hell you did.
Shodaime: Yes, I did.
Nidaime: Bastard, you did not.
ACGOMN: Okay, no need to fight now.
Sandaime: They even argued when I was a kid. And Shodaime-sama was in charge of Konoha.
ACGOMN: Well, you can't really blame them. Siblings fight a lot. My younger sisters always go at it. Yondaime-sama let me ask you something Are you Naruto's father?
Yondaime(Grins): I can't say.
ACGOMN: Damn.
Sandaime: Yes, that is confidential.
ACGOMN: Well, Sandaime-sama, how was it to train the Legendary Sannin?
Sandaime: Tiring.
Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraiya: WE WEREN'T THAT BAD!
Yondaime: Yes you were! (Grins)
Jiraiya: You were worse. (Snorts)
Yondaime: (thinks) Maybe I was.
(Everyone sweat drops)
ACGOMN: To all the Hokages. What is the worst thing about the job?
The five Hokages: PAPERWORK!
Jiraiya: That's why I didn't want the 5th's position.
Orochimaru (Otokage): Oto(sound) I get Kabuto to do mine.
ACGOMN: Well, homework is worst than paperwork. Now, what is the best thing about the job?
Shodaime: I created the village, so it's my rules.
Nidaime: Best seats in the house at the Chuunin and Jounin exams.
Sandaime: My crystal ball that sees all. (That was corny)
Yondaime: I dunno. I was on the job for like two years before I died. Oh, great fights!
Godaime: The money.
Oro and Jiraiya: (snort)
Sandaime: You two shouldn't talk. Jiraiya with all his Icha Icha Paradise and Orochimaru with his I must destroy Konoha and achieve immortality. (The three sannins and their sensei have a glaring match, while the Shodaime and Nidaime start arguing about when they were kids, while Yondaime just grins and watches)
ACGOMN: Oh, boy I better end this now. See you next time with the Akatsuki members. Please review. Tell me what you think.