TTMHP: Season 3

Chapter 3

The Titans were now on the carriage to Hogwarts.

"OH GOD MY LAST YEAR HERE SO SAD LIKE BAMBI!" cried Harry, he cried on Raven's cloak.

"Um. Yeah. Waaa," said Raven.

"MOMMY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE! FUCK YOU VOLDEMORT!" screamed Harry. As soon as Voldemort's name was mentioned, everyone who was a pussy when it came to Voldemort started crying.

"One day I will kill that son of a bitch... and get my revenge," said Harry.

Meanwhile with Voldemort

"I'd like to see you try Harry! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" laughed Voldemort evilly as he sat on his couch high on marijuna, ciggarettes, ass, crack, wite-outweed, and cocaine. He was also drunk on korona, heinken, white wine and red wine. Then he was hyper on Fanta, Coke, Pepsi, Gingerell, Coffee, and whatever the fuck that has caffiene. THAT VOLDEMORT IS A CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!

Next to Voldemort were the girls from Fanta, singing 'Fanta Fantasy' as they went up against Voldemort doing sexy moves like the grind.

At the Great Hall

"Welcome back bitches! I'm surprised to see I'm still alive! ANYWAYS! HOGWARTS IS GOING TO ADD A COLLEGE!" screamed Dumbledore.

"ALRIGHT I GET TO STAY AT HOGWARTS MORE!" cried Harry as tears went into his eyes.

"I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YALL! NO COLLEGE FOR YOU! You can go to a Muggle College if you want, we have fake secondary school records and elementary borrowed by our fellow muggle friends if you want to live the muggle and wizard life dudes!" announced Dumbledore. "Now it's time for the Hoggy Woggy Hogwarts song!"

"Hoggy Woggy Hogwarts, we love you so much. You bring us great sexing, orgys, and parties. You make us happy and feel loved with our friends. We love you Hoggy Woggy Hogwarts. Bye bye!" sung the Hogwarts people.

Harry sang the song like a prayer.

"Okay first year people! When I call your name you go up to the stool and I put 'dis hat on j00. Okay?" asked Minerva.

At the Gryffindor Table

"Hey, y'know that chick over there?" asked Beast Boy. He pointed at Minerva. "IS SO NOT HOT!"

Ron and Hermione laughed like crazy.

"GOD DAMMIT BEAST BOY YOU SAID THIS SHIT LAST YEAR AND THE YEAR BEFORE! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY DAMMIT!" screamed Robin. Everyone looked at him.

"SHUT UP TRAFFIC LIGHT! Why don't you go out with Alien? Alien and Traffic Light forever!" cried Draco.

"Oh who the fuck asked you, freak!" cried Robin.

"You're the freak Traffic Light! Let's get this on!" shouted Draco.

"Bring it on, sissy Brit' boy!" cried Robin.

"BITCHES!" screamed Dumbledore. "Let us not bitch fight like cat fights but party and celerbrate for the new year!"

"Awww," said Robin as he calmed down. So did Draco.

At the Hufflepuff Table

Starfire watched Turk as she made out with a life size plastic doll of her boyfriend Larry.

"OH GOD LARRY I WANT YOU!" screamed Turk. Her nipples got so hard you can even see it as Hagrid.

"EWWW NIPPLES! STOP BEING HARD!" cried Hagrid as he covered his eyes.

"LARRY!" mourned Turk. Starfire just watched her.

"WE NEVER GOT TO SEE THE HOUSE ELVES IN FRONT OF READERS!" screamed Starfire.

"Later!" said Turk.

"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! NOW!" screamed Starfire like a 5 year old who is very spoiled.

Turk turned to her with her brown eyes now green.

"THAT'S A BAD WORD STARFIRE! CURSING BAD! CURSING EVIL!" screamed Turk.

Starfire just started crying like crazy. An evil thought came to her head. She would sneak out and see the house elves by herself.

At the Ravenclaw Table

Cyborg sighed, he read a hot sex book. He wish Cho was here so he can do all the hot things in the book.

"Cheer up Gaybot," said Gizmo. "I can be your new fuck buddy."

"Hell no! You queer little white boy!" said Cyborg.

"Please! Mammoth has turned straight and I'm the only sguiggly!" cried Gizmo.

"Trogdor? Where! I like that song!" said Cyborg.

"You suck!" said Gizmo.

"No! You suck!" said Blackfire. "I'll be your new fuck buddy til Cho comes back. I haven't had any in 17 years."

"Okay!" said Cyborg.

At the Slytherin Table

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" asked Blood.

"I dunno, go away!" said Raven.

"Awww," said Blood. He kissed Nikki, then Poly.

"WELL BITCHES!" sscreamed Dumbledore. "It's time to go to bed! Good night!"

Everyone then left the Great Hall.

End of Chapter 3