Kids and Their Video Games
By: HylianHero128
lol... i dont know what to say about this one. i was talking to my friend late last nite on MSN, 3am-ish when i thought this up. you see, when my friend and i are on MSN late at nite, we do some really weird things. one of our favourite things to do is make up little stories, go to an online translator, translate it into another language, and then translate it back into english. the result is hilarious. well, this story started as one of those... but then, my creative mind kicked in and yeah... i did however translate it (my favourite is translating it into spanish and back) it was quite funny. anyways... implied sex, but not all of it... yea, i know, that doesnt make much sense, but read and find out for yourself. nothing graphic or explicit, just a lil funny thing i thought up. enjoy :) oh and i almost forgot, this story yaoi and yuri, but it really doesnt make a difference. Enjoy :)
One bright day in Hyrule, Link was sitting in his room in Hyrule Castle. He was sitting on his overly cushioned bed, which served him well through many long nights with the Princess, and was intently playing a game on his GameCube. Just then, Zelda walked in.
"Hello Link." she said.
"Go away, Im playing Super Smash Brothers Deluxe."
"But Link, I'm horny."
"Then go find Marth, he's always horny."
"And only you would know."
But Link would not be deterred, so Zelda took his advice and went looking for Marth. Only moments after she left, another person came in.
"Liiiink." said a familiar voice. Link's eye's lit up, and he leapt from his bed, and glomped Roy. he dragged him onto the bed and straddled him.
"Got rid of zelda, did you?" roy panted.
"All for you, love."
The only thing i can tell you know is that Link's overly cushioned bed did little to muffle the creaking bedsprings. However, some people were not so quick to realize what the creaking was, and one of those people, Peach to be specific, had let curiosity get the better of her. She stopped at Link's door, and could hear a lot of yelling.
"Link! No! You're going to fast!"
Horrified, Peach flung the door open to find... Link and Roy excitedly jumping on the bed and screaming at eachother as they played Smash Bros. Relieved, Peach thought she join them. Now all three of them were jumping on the bed and screaming at eachother as they played. Just then, Marth and Zelda were looking for a room to have some good sex in, when they heard the oh so familiar sound of creaking bedsprings, and not only that, they could hear the screams of Peach Roy and Link.
"Roy! You're so rough!"
"Link! You animal!"
"Oh Peach, I'm so close!"
"Oh marth, sounds like a hot threesome! Lets make it a fivesome!" and the 2 got naked right then and there, and ran to the source of all the ruckus: Link's bedroom. As they burst through the door, they were flabbergasted to see that the three were only playing SSBM. However, at the sight of Marths naked body, Link and Roy had suddenly found the trousers uncomfortably tight, and a wet spot was forming on peach's panties as she gawked at Zelda. In a mere 3 nanoseconds, every bit of clothing link Roy and peach were wearing were shredded off, and now, the bed was creaking harder than ever.
"Ahh! Oh Marth!"
"Uugghggg… Oohh, Liiiiiink….. mmmm"
"Uh, HARDER…harder… harder…..bang me bang…"
"Peach….. ohhh…. Hmmm..OH!"
As this was happening, the king walked by. "Ah… kids and their video games."
THE END.
well? isnt that the greatest thing u ever read? review, and flame if you must, but i hope you at least thought it was funny :)