I was watching some All That episodes with lil' Fetus and I got the idea for this! Trunks the Fetus keeps a blog on how his tiny life is going.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ I do own Trunks's laptop
February 3rd 2005:
Sup? I'm the soon-to-be-famous child of Bulma Briefs and Prince Vegeta. I'm a genius! I've been building this frinkin laptop ever since I got in this hell hole! The service stinks in here! I've been trapped here for about 4 months; I don't know I stopped counting a long time ago. That Bald piece of sh, Krillin keeps poking me. The good thing is I got to kick him in the face. Any way I feel like I'm gonna be a crack baby if Mommy doesn't stop smoking!
February 10th 2005:
Saved by Chi-chi! I admit she's a bitch but she stopped mommy from smoking. I didn't like the part when she "accidentally" Kicked me. I swear I think that woman has something against me! She yelled at mommy for smoking and threw out her packet of cigarettes. I bet she threw out all the cigarettes in the house, maybe the country knowing her.
Some fat ass lady came over today. She owns a company that's second best to Capsule Corp (of course). She said that the only reason that people bought more of Capsule Corp stuff is because of mommy's sex appeal now that she's pregnant they'll stop. So I shoot my 6 shooter at her foot and she cried little bitch she was. Don't tell me you didn't know I have guns in here. I've got um all memorized. Why I have them you ask? Well, I actually had about 6 other twin siblings in here but they got on my nerves. And so I'm the only one left. I ate their bodies.
That's the good thing about mommy's uterus. You can eat when ever you want and what ever you want. That's a good thing since I'm always hungry! I think I get if from dad's side. You know I've never really seen Daddy. He's always training. Oh, it's feeding time! Got to go!
February 20th 2005:
What'd up Bitches? I'm getting bigger. Damn it, my fingers are getting too big for this stupid laptop. I'm bored as hell so I decide to torture mommy by kicking her. Mommy yells that I'm getting to strong for my own good. Does that mean I'll be smart and I can kick butt? Sounds good!
I finally met the great Goku today. I don't see what's so "great" about him. His name isn't even Goku its Kakorrot! The dumb ass can't even realize what his real name. Mommy kept making such a big fuss about him to me. Then she rubbed her stomached and I bit her hand. What? She was annoying me! Everyone's poking me. When I'm born the first thing I'm gonna do is poke everyone… make them see how it feels.
February 29th 2005:
It's a leap year. I hope I'm not born on a leap year. I could be a teenager but really only 3!
Mommy is thinking of names for me. WTF? There all under wear names! I'd prefer not to be named after an under garment thank you. Daddy wants me to be Vegeta. I don't think so! Think off all the bitches who'll call me Veggie! Mommy screams no and scares away daddy. I think she's the reason I never see him! Mommy wants to name me Bra or Bikini! What if I'm a boy? I still don't know yet…. It's pretty dark in here and mommy says I shouldn't "play" with myself lol.
I'm so bored. It's so hot in here. I'll probably be a tiny crisp when I'm born at this rate. I tried to make some popsicles in here but mommy had to go to a tanning salon. Doesn't she know that those things are bad for her skin and cause wrinkles? That's right bitches tanning causes wrinkles! Do you even know how they make leather Dumb ass? So anyway now Mommy's womb is all sticky. I'll be suck cleaning this mess all week! Peace out!
As you can see Fetus Trunks has the same personality as Chibi Trunks. Please review! Reviews make me feel special! (Puppy Dog eyes)