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"What are they doing!"

"Shh! Do you want them to hear us?"

"What are they saying?"

"Shh!"

"Oh my Merlin."

"She just kissed him."

"More like snogged."

"I never thought I'd see the day."

"Maybe it's not really her."

"Of course it's her. No one has hair like that."

"Maybe it's not really him?"

"Oh no. I'd recognize him anywhere."

"Now what are they doing? Did she just kiss him again!

"No, I think this time it was he who kissed her."

"I would give anything to know what they were saying right now."

"Can't you read lips?"

"No."

"Ha."

"You can!"

"Of course! Can't you?"

"Didn't we just have this conversation? Oh my."

"Merlin! I can't believe she just said that."

"What! What did she say? What did he say?"

"She just asked him to Hogsmeade."

"She can't do that!"

"She's Lily Evans, she can do anything."

"But it goes against everything she's ever done!"

"This whole conversation has gone against everything she's ever done!"

"Good point. What are they doing now?"

"They're just kissing, nothing new."

"Wait! They stopped! What is he saying now?"

"He asked her to be his girlfriend. Well, more like demanded it. She agreed."

"Finally! He grows a spine!"

"More snogging. This is getting old. Wanna go spread a rumor about it?"

"You know me so well."

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