disclaimer: why do i even have to put this here when it is quite obvious that I don't own Case Closed or any of its characters?

LAST TIME

"ooooooookay, anywhere else?" asks Rachel

grumble "America" responds Richard

"Oh that's a great Idea!" says Rachel "well go to America!"

THIS TIME!

" yaaaaaaaaay! Were going to America, were going to America! were going to America, were going to America!" Conan sung while he danced around Richard if this doesn't annoy him I don't know what will!

Richard hit Conan on the head to make him shut up

" be quiet you little rascal!" Richard said "Rachel why America? why not China?"

"because if we go to China you'll just make fun of the Chinese!" responded Rachel

"Vamos a ir a los Estados Unidos!" Conan shouted

"what did you say!" Richard threatened/ asked

"do you really want to know?" Conan asked

"yes I want to know!"

"Are you sure you want to know?"

Richard hit Conan on the head

"just tell me you little pest!"

"ok ok just stop hitting me! I think I have brain damage now!" Conan whined "and if I do its going to be your fault and it will forever be on your conscience that you have forever injured a..."

Richard hit Conan again "Just tell me"

"do you really want to know?"

"grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

" I said...WERE GOING TO AMERICA!"

Richard hit Conan again

"ow what was that for!"

"I told you not to say that again!"

"but you told me you were sure you wanted me to tell you!"

"He's got you there dad!" Rachel said laughing

"grrr fine whatever lets just go home and start planning this trip already!"

"ooooooo hey Rachel can I get an ice-cream cone first?"

"sure! come on ill take you!"

"stupid brat! always wanting a...hey is that Yoko! wait for me Yoko I'm coming!"

"Rachel, why is Richard running after that poster of ... oh...its a poster of Yoko never mind then"

and he calls me stupid

"Oh dad will you ever learn?"

Richard is running after the poster on the bus yelling

"Yoko wait for me Yoko I will catch up to you! wait for me my darling! wait!"

a bus was coming up fast behind richard

"dad watch out!"

"huh?" richard stupidly asked as he stopped in the middle of the road

"get outta the way!" shouted the bus driver

Richard screamed and closed his eyes

TO BE CONTINUED...

NEXT TIME ON THIS FIC...

will Richard move outta the way in time?

Will Conan ever get his ice-cream?

when will they get to America?

find out next time on another episode of ...Lets take a vacation!

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