Naruto the Dead Last Ninja

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Christmas song this is a parody of..

You know Sa-kura, Ino, Obito and Udon

Ninja's that suck, they give up and they move on...

But do you recall.. The most terrible ninja of allll!

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Naruto the Dead last ninja, had a very scary fox..

Though he couldn't back a word up, all he'd ever do is talk

All of the other ninja used to laugh and call him names

They never let Naruto join in any ninja games

Naruto would always sit there, staring at a swing or slide

But they only saw him smile, hiding all his pain inside.

Then one foggy Christmas eve Tsunade came to say

Naruto with your fox inside, go kill the sound so we wont die

Then Naruto went all crazy, took a kunai and he carved them up

Even Oro-chi-maru said, Oh shit we're fucked!

And he went to see Obaa-chan, and she said the time has come..

We all need a new Ho-kage, and Naruto you're the only one..

Then how the ninja loved him, and they shouted what they finally saw..

"Naruto the dead last ninja, maybe you're not such a dead last after alllllll!"

Merry Christmas from ya boy Infamous X..

Srry I was listening to Rudolf the red nosed reindeer at my job.. Seeing as how they play it like 1000 times on the Christmas soundtrack..

I was really bored and I noticed the similarities of the stories between them so.. Yeah.. This took abt 5 minutes to write so.. It's mainly to put the concept out there.. Naruto and Rudolf are similar..

...Though this was ridiculously basic.. It's actually painful to read.. Oh well.. It won't stop me from posting it!

Anyway.. Merry Christmas all

Pace.