Title: The Evils of Mistletoe
Author: ShinyGlorChan A.K.A. Kori Hime
Pairing: YuffieRiku
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Theme: Theme 12; in a good mood
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts because well... It belongs to Tetsuya Nomura-sama!
"Sora! Get your ass back here!" Yuffie screamed as she ran after the keyblade wielder.
Sora turned his head as he ran and grinned, "No chance, Yuffie! You know you liked it!" He announced as he ducked a shuriken that whizzed by his head.
"I did not!" She yelled as she powered up her pinwheel and hurled it at Sora, pinning him by his jacket on the door leading the First District into Second.
Yuffie made her way to Sora as he tried to get out of his jacket but Yuffie threw a few more shuriken to pin him effectively so he could not escape the ninja girl's wrath. Yuffie growled menacingly at Sora as she slammed her hand on the door next to Sora's head.
Sora gulped, "Yuffie! I'm sorry!" He pleaded, "I thought you wanted to kiss Riku!"
A light blush made its way onto Yuffie's cheeks, remembering said kiss, "That's not the point! You shouldn't have pushed us under the mistletoe!" She exclaimed angrily and Sora cringed, "He probably hated it! And it's ALL your fault! I thought you were my friend! He was forced to kiss me and is probably washing his mouth out right no-"
Yuffie's rant was stopped when she felt a hand on her shoulder spin her around. Yuffie's eyes widened and she was about to apologize but Riku's mouth came crashing down on hers. Sora silently cheered them on as he struggled out of his clothing.
Riku pulled away from the kiss first, leaving an awestricken Yuffie, "Merry Christmas, Yuffie-chan..." He whispered into her ear.
"Merry Christmas to you too, Riku-kun." Yuffie whispered back with a smile.
"All right! You in a good mood now, Yuffie?" Sora questioned, Yuffie nodded and put her head on Riku's shoulder, "Now let me down!"
Yuffie ignored Sora's plea as she whispered something into Riku's ear. He nodded and they began to walk away. Sora's eyes widened, "Guys! Wait! You can't just leave me here!" He yelled after the couple.
Yuffie turned around again and Sora's face lit up but he heard a clank of a kunai above his head. He looked up to see the kunai Yuffie had thrown with a little attachment. Sora's eyes widened in horror as the couple walked away, with no intention of turning back.
"Yuffie! Riku! You can't leave me here now!" He yelled, "There's mistletoe hanging over my head! Anyone can just come up an-"
Sora stop short as he saw a group of Heartless looking at the mistletoe above his head. Sora's eyes widened, "Ahhh! NO! Heartless shouldn't know Christmas traditions! HELP!" He screamed as more Heartless appeared.
A short distance away, Yuffie broke out into laughter and Riku chuckled at his best friend's dismay as Sora got sloppy kisses from little shadow Heartless.
Glor: Holy... I don't know where the end came from but yay! Poor Sora... And this fic was supposed to be Sora selling mistletoe... And then Yuriku was supposed to be in there, which it is but whatever. Heartless kisses! Maybe mistletoe is like Heartless catnip? Hehehe... Happy Christmas!